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Things You Want, But Will Never Have

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    1969 Dodge Charger
    Mr Fusion
    Time Machine
    Half Life 2 Arcade Machine

    You could only go back in time to watch NASCAR or drink moonshine.

    Hunter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    This is a necessary step in my path to fully becoming a character from a comic book
    Hrmmmm, you could always make one from papier mache and pretend.

    Callius on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    callius are you taking the term porch monkey back
    That brings me to number two.

    I want a helper monkey pal. Wouldn't that be rad?

    This is a necessary step in my path to fully becoming a character from a comic book

    You could already be a character from a Daniel Clowes comic book.

    Do you have a terrible sense of ennui?

    Poorochondriac on
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    a lady

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    callius are you taking the term porch monkey back
    That brings me to number two.

    I want a helper monkey pal. Wouldn't that be rad?

    This is a necessary step in my path to fully becoming a character from a comic book

    You could already be a character from a Daniel Clowes comic book.

    Do you have a terrible sense of ennui?

    Eh.

    Maybe.




    Does it matter?

    NotASenator on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited January 2009
    I liked Ice Haven

    it was pretty good

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well done, NaS.

    Well done.

    Poorochondriac on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i would like a very small elephant

    like, one the size of a chihuahua
    quoth did you not learn the lesson from jurassic park?

    there were no tiny elephants in jurassic park, what are you talking about

    do you mean that we shouldn't tamper with nature or whatever

    because i thought this was the thread where we asked for unrealistic stuff, not the thread where we figure out how to get things using dangerous science
    obviously you didn't read the same jurassica park i did.

    Old john hammond used to run around exhibiting a tiny elephant to raise money. It had a ferocious temper and was prone to infection around the tusks.

    also I am very proud of that monkey.

    Yeah, Quoth. He couldn't let anyone hold it because it might try and hurt them. It acted more like a rodent than an elephant.

    Antimatter on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well done, NaS.

    Well done.

    LIST OF THINGS I WANT, BUT WILL NEVER HAVE:
    1. Sex with Callius
    2. My own space ship
    3. [STRIKE]Pooro's respect[/STRIKE]
    4. For my father to love me
    5. [STRIKE]Pictures of wook's penis[/STRIKE]

    NotASenator on
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am willing to bet a lot more people simply watched jurassic park

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Imagine my post as spoken by the farmer at the end of Babe, for maximum heart-string-tugging

    Poorochondriac on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am willing to bet a lot more people simply watched jurassic park
    it's not even that long of a book!

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am willing to bet a lot more people simply watched jurassic park

    I was in second grade when the movie came out, and my mom wouldn't let me see it (for good reason).

    So I just read the book instead. Didn't actually see the movie for years.

    Poorochondriac on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    honestly, I got the book for cheap at a library sale, otherwise I probably wouldn't have ever read it either.

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  • StraightziStraightzi I am growing weaker, and the night is coming on. If He can look me in the face again, I may not have time to act...Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    This is a necessary step in my path to fully becoming a character from a comic book
    Hrmmmm, you could always make one from papier mache and pretend.

    No I'm so close

    I just need the helper monkey, a few more years of life, a hot girlfriend, and I guess I should probably working on other types of magic

    Also a complete overhaul of my family

    But I'm so close

    Straightzi on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    No I'm so close

    I just need the helper monkey, a few more years of life, a hot girlfriend, and I guess I should probably working on other types of magic

    Also a complete overhaul of my family

    But I'm so close
    How are you on the sexy scars?

    Callius on
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  • StraightziStraightzi I am growing weaker, and the night is coming on. If He can look me in the face again, I may not have time to act...Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    No I'm so close

    I just need the helper monkey, a few more years of life, a hot girlfriend, and I guess I should probably working on other types of magic

    Also a complete overhaul of my family

    But I'm so close
    How are you on the sexy scars?

    Most of my scars are not terribly sexy, I'm afraid

    I'm working on that part

    Some of them have some good stories

    I think I've got one forming from when this chick bit me a few weeks ago

    Straightzi on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The ability to create anything

    Goose! on
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  • Apparition8Apparition8 Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Did anyone say Sheri yet? I want to be the first.
    Also, the Browns winning a Super Bowl.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that would be implying its impossible to have Sheri

    its definitely possible, you just need to believe

    Wren on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    YES

    the kind with a prehensile tail because then it can grab much more stuff
    "Why don't you go and get us some raisin bran, little buddy?

    Whoop! Good job, and here's a little somethin' somethin' for your troubles."

    SO CUTE!
    until he flings his poop at you in anger

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    YES

    the kind with a prehensile tail because then it can grab much more stuff
    "Why don't you go and get us some raisin bran, little buddy?

    Whoop! Good job, and here's a little somethin' somethin' for your troubles."

    SO CUTE!
    until he flings his poop at you in anger

    Psh. My mom does that all the time, but we still invite her to Thanksgiving

    Poorochondriac on
  • ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The ability to be young, forever, without dying early in life.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7CuJ8cR9sg

    Argus on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Argus wrote: »
    The ability to be young, forever, without dying early in life.

    Then you get to watch all of your friends and loved ones die off, all the while cursing your name

    Sounds like a gas

    Poorochondriac on
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A better idea would be aging to about 30 and then staying that way for about 70 years.
    Then you die of a heart attack.

    Rinder on
  • ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Argus wrote: »
    The ability to be young, forever, without dying early in life.

    Then you get to watch all of your friends and loved ones die off, all the while cursing your name

    Sounds like a gas

    I'm talking about ending aging, like the ted talk by Aubrey de Grey, which would mean everybody stops aging and stays young forever, not just one person. Of course, I'm far less optimistic than he is about it being achievable in this century, which is why I post it in "Things you want, but will never have" thread, :P.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Then we'd have even more rampant overpopulation.

    Sweeeeeeet.

    Poorochondriac on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    Then we'd have even more rampant overpopulation.

    Sweeeeeeet.

    It would be cool if aging was stopped and the only way to have a baby was for both the man and woman to yell "I, ______, WOULD ABSOLUTELY LIKE TO HAVE A CHILD FOR REAL" at the exact same time as they both came, and for them both to mean it.

    Shankusu on
  • StraightziStraightzi I am growing weaker, and the night is coming on. If He can look me in the face again, I may not have time to act...Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Once you have a kid you start aging extremely rapidly

    Straightzi on
  • ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Then we'd have even more rampant overpopulation.

    Sweeeeeeet.

    Obviously, population controls would have to be put in place, but I mean, in the world where actual, dedicated and wide-ranging research into ending aging happens science is basically a cooperative effort by all peoples to work towards Utopia, not like reality.

    Again, I'm posting in this thread about it.

    Argus on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Argus wrote: »
    The ability to be young, forever, without dying early in life.

    Then you get to watch all of your friends and loved ones die off, all the while cursing your name

    Sounds like a gas

    This sounds okay with me

    I can dig watching the people around me die if it means I'll get to meet newer, better people

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    how about a machine that prints money forever. just imagine, it could solve world hunger and fund every important program that needs the funding

    Wren on
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Once you have a kid you start aging extremely rapidly

    that'd be real shitty for the kid though

    L|ama on
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    that would be implying its impossible to have Sheri

    its definitely possible, you just need to believe

    I'm not even sure you need to do all that.

    Just wait your turn, really.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    that would be implying its impossible to have Sheri

    its definitely possible, you just need to believe

    I'm not even sure you need to do all that.

    Just wait your turn, really.

    you're just jealous that I don't desire you

    Wren on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hey guys about that elephant

    fuck jurassic park, my elephant would have a lovely temperament

    and it would be smart enough to use a toilet

    also i would like to share a lesson i have learned from alien, aliens and predator

    NO BRAS ALLOWED

    Quoth on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    that would be implying its impossible to have Sheri

    its definitely possible, you just need to believe

    I'm not even sure you need to do all that.

    Just wait your turn, really.
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    mully on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've been saying I wanted one of those for years

    Ever since I saw sky captain and the world of tomorrow forever ago and it was so kewt

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