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Things You Want, But Will Never Have

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    KelbaenorKelbaenor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    when i went to mont saint michel in france they had ridiculous pistols with three barrels. if i wasn't on a school trip (practically not allowed to LOOK at weapons) i would've bought one right then and there

    A pepperbox?

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    EDIT: Also for me it'd be an Aston Martin DBRS9

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that gun was in that ps1 game where you went around an old Victorian city killing undead or demons or some shit. that was a cool game.

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    KelbaenorKelbaenor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well there were all sorts of pepperboxes made, they had up to like, 20 barrels on some of them.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would like an apartment in new york.
    Just somewhere I could go off to whenever I wanted to.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Kelbaenor wrote: »
    Well there were all sorts of pepperboxes made, they had up to like, 20 barrels on some of them.

    They were basically pocket shotguns.
    they generally didn't fire shot, so I don't get why you're saying they were basically shotguns

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    giant robot

    an apartment on the moon

    the anti-life equation

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    KelbaenorKelbaenor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I thought the barrels all fired simultaneously, but it appears I was very wrong, so disregard that!

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I didn't know that you're a chick

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A butt on the palm of my left hand

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I didn't know that you're a chick

    instantrimshot.com

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Airwolf

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There needs to be a way to imbed that rimshot

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    to be as rad as Hudson Hawk

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Privately owned strike force to kill corrupt and wicked officials and money lenders.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2009
    A nice house

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A shrubbery

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm a materialistic prick:

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    And, I guess, an end to all war. And a cure for AIDS. And cancer. And an end to religion.

    I don't want much.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I want someone to hold hands with

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Did anyone say love?

    I guess Shibby kinda did.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the zombie apoclaypse

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    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have confidence that I'll eventually be able to afford this stuff, but until then I'll be happy to dream about my Austin-Martin, my compound in Colorado, and my fully-automatic Thompson submachine gun.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want the Batmobile.

    The new one.

    The roller or whatever it's called.

    Bat Tank.

    And I want Captain America's shield and Mjolnir.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Did anyone say love?

    I guess Shibby kinda did.
    I never said such a thing. I don't have to love someone to do various intimate things with them.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Did anyone say love?

    I guess Shibby kinda did.
    I never said such a thing. I don't have to love someone to do various intimate things with them.

    But it's a nice addition, I'd say.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kelbaenor wrote: »
    I thought the barrels all fired simultaneously, but it appears I was very wrong, so disregard that!
    This, on the other hand, did:brassduck.jpg

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Did anyone say love?

    I guess Shibby kinda did.
    I never said such a thing. I don't have to love someone to do various intimate things with them.

    But it's a nice addition, I'd say.
    Love just complicates things. A year ago my heart turned to coal, so love is meaningless to me anymore. intimacy is pretty much all I'm looking for now.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh, and I guess I'd like a mint condition Peacemaker. Maybe with some silver inlay. Or gold. I'm not picky.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    New Aston Martin 1-77:

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    They're not making many, and they'll cost more than double what the DB9 does.

    I've got a link to a small gallery of pics that show more detail of the car: http://ninemsn.carpoint.com.au/news-reviews-advice/gallery-popup.html?R=7297&PhotoID=ge4847006184343493725&h_mid=2821953&f_mid=&c_mid=2821628&pid=180125&tabID=1408763

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A Roland TD-20 drum kit

    or I guess a good real drum kit and a house to play it in.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sunshine, lolly pops, and rainbows everywhere.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want a a guy that follows me around when im in public. He must be wearing a Cowboy Hat and Boots, and carry a guitar, and he will play a constant stream of sauntering cowboy walking tunes as I strut my way across town.

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    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I want shibby to be a respectable human being

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I want shibby to be a respectable human being
    You're better off hoping for world peace.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I want shibby to be a respectable human being

    Magic doesn't exist, so it's a no go

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd like a solid gold gogo dancer.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    a castle

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Phoenix 1000 - a 213' luxury submarine with all the trappings of a super-yacht.

    Its range allows it to easily make transatlantic trips. It can stay underwater on battery power for days at a time. It has large acrylic view ports, and an optional docking mini-sub, capable of launching and docking while surfaced or submerged.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    The Phoenix 1000 - a 213' luxury submarine with all the trappings of a super-yacht.

    Its range allows it to easily make transatlantic trips. It can stay underwater on battery power for days at a time. It has large acrylic view ports, and an optional docking mini-sub, capable of launching and docking while surfaced or submerged.
    I hereby apply for the position of XO, Captain.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    iStevo wrote: »
    I want a a guy that follows me around when im in public. He must be wearing a Cowboy Hat and Boots, and carry a guitar, and he will play a constant stream of sauntering cowboy walking tunes as I strut my way across town.

    Does the music speed up and slow down as you speed up and slow down?

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