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You must choose!

DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
In the bloody conflict looming in our near future, there are no neutral sides. You must decide which side you will stand with and there's no turning back. No quarter will be shown, no truce is possible.


I ask you gentlemen, are you a mayonnaise kind of guy, or a Miracle Whip kind of guy?

I DECLARE MY ALLEGIANCE WITH MIRACLE WHIP AND ITS TANGY GOODNESS

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BEWARE MINIONS OF MAYONNAISE, FOR YOU ARE MY MORTAL FOE




Now choose, and may God bless your black, rotted souls.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i hate both.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Then you will be dealt with later. Neutrality means certain destruction.

    Druhim on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't know what Miracle Whip is, so I pledge my undying loyalty to Mayonnaise.

    specifically, this one

    Best_Foods_Mayo.jpg

    #pipe on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Remoulade is the underdog in this war of tastes, but it will come out of it victorious!

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    Iskander on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.

    Hunter on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hellman's Mayonnaise

    For ever and for always.

    Bad-Beat on
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I eat mustard instead. What happens to me?

    I should get cake.

    Karl on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotASenator on
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Hellman's Mayonnaise

    For ever and for always.

    When i saw the op i thought "is that like Hellman's?"

    Karl on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.
    you have my sword!

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    Druhim on
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Karl wrote: »
    I eat mustard instead. What happens to me?

    I should get cake.

    you get to be French. Congratulations!

    3013

    Iskander on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    SO THAT'S WHY WAYNE SAYS IT TO THAT GUY

    #pipe on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i like ketchup

    the wook on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Now if we're gonna talk about mustard, I'm a stone ground kind of guy most of the time.

    awwww jeah!

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    Druhim on
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    im with the wook

    Nogs on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Colman's Mustard

    For ever and for always.

    Bad-Beat on
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I eat mustard instead. What happens to me?

    I should get cake.

    you get to be French. Congratulations!

    3013

    Actually i'm british so its:

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    Edit: Fuck yeah Bad-Beat HI5

    Karl on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    SO THAT'S WHY WAYNE SAYS IT TO THAT GUY

    I met my brother for the first time recently, and I told him that I didn't know what to get him for Christmas because I had just met him. I said I would just buy him a gun rack or something and he instantly replied "I don't own A gun, much less many guns necessitating an entire rack" and I knew he was truly my brother.

    NotASenator on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    i like ketchup
    this will not save you from the coming apocalypse
    all heathens will be cleansed from the face of the earth

    Druhim on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like to take Best Foods Real Mayonnaise, Ketchup, garlic and a little gherkin relish and mix it up and it's the best dipping sauce for fries.

    #pipe on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The unexpected army of mustard will prevail!


    That or homemade mayo. But most usually Mustard 4 life, yo.

    DrZiplock on
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i haven't tried that one so i like mayo better
    also i have relatively recently begun liking mustard (not the neon yellow kind though)

    Big Red Tie on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.
    you have my sword!

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    I have prepared some Weapons of Mass Destruction to use on our enemies. Their death will be swift.

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    Hunter on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    SO THAT'S WHY WAYNE SAYS IT TO THAT GUY

    I met my brother for the first time recently, and I told him that I didn't know what to get him for Christmas because I had just met him. I said I would just buy him a gun rack or something and he instantly replied "I don't own A gun, much less many guns necessitating an entire rack" and I knew he was truly my brother.

    Hey mister donut head man, who's tryin to kill you? I don't know but they better not.

    Did you know if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound?

    #pipe on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    SO THAT'S WHY WAYNE SAYS IT TO THAT GUY

    I met my brother for the first time recently, and I told him that I didn't know what to get him for Christmas because I had just met him. I said I would just buy him a gun rack or something and he instantly replied "I don't own A gun, much less many guns necessitating an entire rack" and I knew he was truly my brother.

    Hey mister donut head man, who's tryin to kill you? I don't know but they better not.

    Did you know if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound?

    The indians believed that was his soul escaping.

    Hunter on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    SO THAT'S WHY WAYNE SAYS IT TO THAT GUY

    I met my brother for the first time recently, and I told him that I didn't know what to get him for Christmas because I had just met him. I said I would just buy him a gun rack or something and he instantly replied "I don't own A gun, much less many guns necessitating an entire rack" and I knew he was truly my brother.

    Hey mister donut head man, who's tryin to kill you? I don't know but they better not.

    Did you know if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound?

    Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with little samples of Tide.

    NotASenator on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Karl wrote: »

    Edit: Fuck yeah Bad-Beat HI5

    We shall join forces and smite all who stand against us.

    Bad-Beat on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    SO THAT'S WHY WAYNE SAYS IT TO THAT GUY

    I met my brother for the first time recently, and I told him that I didn't know what to get him for Christmas because I had just met him. I said I would just buy him a gun rack or something and he instantly replied "I don't own A gun, much less many guns necessitating an entire rack" and I knew he was truly my brother.

    Hey mister donut head man, who's tryin to kill you? I don't know but they better not.

    Did you know if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound?

    Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with little samples of Tide.

    Hey Peter Frampton, do you like toast too?

    Hunter on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.
    you have my sword!

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    I have prepared some Weapons of Mass Destruction to use on our enemies. Their death will be swift.

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    meanwhile I have devised a cunning propaganda strategy

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    Druhim on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    SO THAT'S WHY WAYNE SAYS IT TO THAT GUY

    I met my brother for the first time recently, and I told him that I didn't know what to get him for Christmas because I had just met him. I said I would just buy him a gun rack or something and he instantly replied "I don't own A gun, much less many guns necessitating an entire rack" and I knew he was truly my brother.

    Hey mister donut head man, who's tryin to kill you? I don't know but they better not.

    Did you know if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound?

    Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with little samples of Tide.

    Hey Peter Frampton, do you like toast too?

    Hell yeah it's warm and crispy

    and an excellent place for jelly to lay

    NOW STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FRAMPTON
    I GOT NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU

    #pipe on
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Hellman's has a posse.

    Y'all miracle whip religious freaks will get yours.

    Ain't no miracle at all. Can't you see you've been lied to?

    J. Grant on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    i like ketchup
    this will not save you from the coming apocalypse
    all heathens will be cleansed from the face of the earth

    i'm gonna jerk off into the Miracle Whip

    the wook on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Hellman's has a posse.

    Y'all miracle whip religious freaks will get yours.

    Ain't no miracle at all. Can't you see you've been lied to?

    All heretics shall burn in hell. A hell without tasty sandwiches.

    Also your potato salads, pasta salads, and dips will not taste as delicious. Because you're in hell and demons are raping your face.

    Hunter on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Miracle Whip is nothing more than a lower-quality substitute to mayonnaise.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    As a result, Kraft developed a dressing which possessed a taste and texture similar to mayo, but at a lower price.

    I pledge my allegiance to remoulade, the next step in the glorious evolution of mayonnaise.

    Platy on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    i like ketchup
    this will not save you from the coming apocalypse
    all heathens will be cleansed from the face of the earth

    i'm gonna jerk off into the Miracle Whip

    You think will make any difference?

    What do you think Miracle Whip is?

    NotASenator on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    i like ketchup
    this will not save you from the coming apocalypse
    all heathens will be cleansed from the face of the earth

    i'm gonna jerk off into the Miracle Whip

    You think will make any difference?

    What do you think Miracle Whip is?

    The cumming of the lord

    Hunter on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Miracle whip is a false messiah! His miracles are but false promises, unfulfilled.

    As7 on
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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MIRACLE WHIP?!

    OH YOU MADDENED FOOL

    HOW CAN BLENDED SALAD DRESSING, A PRODUCT NECESSITATED OF POVERTY, EVER HOPE TO COMPETE WITH THE EGGALICIOUS TASTE OF TRUE MAYONNAISE

    BUT NOT ALL IS LOST YET, BROTHER, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY THIS FOUL CONCOCTION

    JOIN US IN MAYONNAISE, AND KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A GOD

    Indie Winter on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.
    you have my sword!

    V015KSBG.zoom.1.jpg

    I have prepared some Weapons of Mass Destruction to use on our enemies. Their death will be swift.

    miracleWhip21kg.jpg
    meanwhile I have devised a cunning propaganda strategy

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    Well now I'm definitely supporting mayonnaise

    Tossrock on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.
    you have my sword!

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    and my axe

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    Goatmon on
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