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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    goatmon, why you so stupid?

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.
    you have my sword!

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    and my axe

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    "and my bow

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    would have worked better

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.
    you have my sword!

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    and my axe

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    It's bow first, right?
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.
    you have my sword!

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    and my axe

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    and my ejaculate

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    the wook on
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm with Miracle Whip. All the mayo heathens shall fall before us brother.
    you have my sword!

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    and my axe

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    "and my bow

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    would have worked better

    Bows are for pussies.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MIRACLE WHIP?!

    OH YOU MADDENED FOOL

    HOW CAN BLENDED SALAD DRESSING, A PRODUCT NECESSITATED OF POVERTY, EVER HOPE TO COMPETE WITH THE EGGALICIOUS TASTE OF TRUE MAYONNAISE

    BUT NOT ALL IS LOST YET, BROTHER, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY THIS FOUL CONCOCTION

    JOIN US IN MAYONNAISE, AND KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A GOD

    AMEN, BROTHER!

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Hellman's Mayonnaise

    For ever and for always.
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Colman's Mustard

    For ever and for always.

    more like excellent taste-beat

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Hellman's Mayonnaise

    For ever and for always.
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Colman's Mustard

    For ever and for always.

    more like excellent taste-beat

    I always say you should judge a man on the quality of his condiments.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    SO THAT'S WHY WAYNE SAYS IT TO THAT GUY

    I met my brother for the first time recently, and I told him that I didn't know what to get him for Christmas because I had just met him. I said I would just buy him a gun rack or something and he instantly replied "I don't own A gun, much less many guns necessitating an entire rack" and I knew he was truly my brother.

    Hey mister donut head man, who's tryin to kill you? I don't know but they better not.

    Did you know if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound?

    Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with little samples of Tide.
    Hey Peter Frampton, do you like toast too?

    THAT GUITAR BELONGS TO PETER FRAMPTON!!


    What's a miracle whip?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am all about the Miracle Whip.

    Actually I prefer vegan mayonaise but it's like 25 dollars a jar.

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    TardTard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Christ mayo is terrible in all forms.

    Isn't it just eggs and semen?

    Tard on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Miracle Whip is disgusting. I can't eat that stuff.

    Mayonnaise is the true sandwich slather.

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    SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I hate the stuff Kraft makes, I will stick to a real man's Mayonnaise.
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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it really depends on what you're eating.

    snap on
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    SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    The only thing Miracle Whip is decent with is a tuna fish sandwich.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    All salad creams and dressings are an afront to mayonnaise, and should be destroyed.

    Light mayonnaise must also be destroyed.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I still get confused between salad creams and mayonnaise.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    I still get confused between salad creams and mayonnaise.

    Salad creams smell like the floor of a rabbit hutch mixed with milk, and taste like someone ate a lot of mayonnaise and leeks, and then threw it up into a jar.

    Mayonnaise is the other one, the one that tastes nice with everything as long as it's in a sandwich.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't like either of those things in the OP. If I'm going to put dressing on a sandwich I use a thick Italian dressing.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The only place I like mayo is in deviled eggs.
    I usually put oil and vinegar on my sandwiches.

    Fire Truck on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Miracle whip was endorsed by Tom, of Tom & Jerry fame.

    Tom is a loser. Never has he successfully caught and devoured Jerry, much less any other mouse. He even has his woman stolen by Jerry while he is harassed by a dog smaller than a mouse.

    It's quite obvious that mayonnaise is for winners. And I'm always a winner with mayonnaise on my sandwiches.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    I still get confused between salad creams and mayonnaise.

    Salad creams smell like the floor of a rabbit hutch mixed with milk, and taste like someone ate a lot of mayonnaise and leeks, and then threw it up into a jar.

    Mayonnaise is the other one, the one that tastes nice with everything as long as it's in a sandwich.

    Yes. Well I was going to say salad creams are vinegary but potayto potahto.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mayonnaise goes so damn well with Tuna

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Miracle whip was endorsed by Tom, of Tom & Jerry fame.

    Tom is a loser. Never has he successfully caught and devoured Jerry, much less any other mouse. He even has his woman stolen by Jerry while he is harassed by a dog smaller than a mouse.

    It's quite obvious that mayonnaise is for winners. And I'm always a winner with mayonnaise on my sandwiches.
    bullshit
    Tom managed to stay gainfully employed for decades without ever having to actually catch a mouse
    fucker was smart

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    They call it miracle whip because it's a miracle people buy it.

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    FunnyFreakFunnyFreak Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hellmann's Mayo all the way. It'll take down miracle whip.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Miracle whip was endorsed by Tom, of Tom & Jerry fame.

    Tom is a loser. Never has he successfully caught and devoured Jerry, much less any other mouse. He even has his woman stolen by Jerry while he is harassed by a dog smaller than a mouse.

    It's quite obvious that mayonnaise is for winners. And I'm always a winner with mayonnaise on my sandwiches.
    bullshit
    Tom managed to stay gainfully employed for decades without ever having to actually catch a mouse
    fucker was smart
    Fucker was constantly getting fired for inadequate job performance. Why do you think he's never in the same house? The times that he is in his own house he's living off of disability and gambling it away. Tom has no sense of responsibility or value, he's never worked a day in his life.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Miracle whip was endorsed by Tom, of Tom & Jerry fame.

    Tom is a loser. Never has he successfully caught and devoured Jerry, much less any other mouse. He even has his woman stolen by Jerry while he is harassed by a dog smaller than a mouse.

    It's quite obvious that mayonnaise is for winners. And I'm always a winner with mayonnaise on my sandwiches.
    bullshit
    Tom managed to stay gainfully employed for decades without ever having to actually catch a mouse
    fucker was smart
    Fucker was constantly getting fired for inadequate job performance. Why do you think he's never in the same house? The times that he is in his own house he's living off of disability and gambling it away. Tom has no sense of responsibility or value, he's never worked a day in his life.
    you're just jealous because Tom's a hustler

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I FIGHT FOR THE GLORY OF MIRACLE WHIP

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I FIGHT FOR THE GLORY OF MIRACLE WHIP

    Dude, I live with you, and I've never seen Miracle Whip in our house.

    Fire Truck on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I remember this thread. I said French's mustard in the squeezy bottle was the best and everyone shouted at me

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I remember this thread. I said French's mustard in the squeezy bottle was the best and everyone shouted at me

    That is because you are demonstrably wrong.

    edit: only the fanciest mustards will suffice.

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    Grim OutlookGrim Outlook Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    wait, i thought miracle whip was just a brand of mayonnaise.

    i feel so dumb.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I FIGHT FOR THE GLORY OF MIRACLE WHIP
    I hereby knight thee Sir Tofu, Earl of the Tangy Marches and defender of the Miracle

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Miracle whip was endorsed by Tom, of Tom & Jerry fame.

    Tom is a loser. Never has he successfully caught and devoured Jerry, much less any other mouse. He even has his woman stolen by Jerry while he is harassed by a dog smaller than a mouse.

    It's quite obvious that mayonnaise is for winners. And I'm always a winner with mayonnaise on my sandwiches.
    bullshit
    Tom managed to stay gainfully employed for decades without ever having to actually catch a mouse
    fucker was smart
    Fucker was constantly getting fired for inadequate job performance. Why do you think he's never in the same house? The times that he is in his own house he's living off of disability and gambling it away. Tom has no sense of responsibility or value, he's never worked a day in his life.
    you're just jealous because Tom's a hustler
    Hustling from the welfare line to the bookie's.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We don't have miracle whip I don't think.
    I mean, what even is it.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    We don't have miracle whip I don't think.
    I mean, what even is it.

    From what I've gathered, it is a poor man's substitute for mayonnaise.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mayo suuuuucks

    so does miracle whip probably, never tried it


    i'm a simple man, i don't need your fancy big city condiments

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    lazegamerlazegamer The magnanimous cyberspaceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bring out the Best, that really says it all.

    Tangy zip? D:

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I fight for MOUTARDE!

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