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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mayonnaise and ketchup go pretty well together.

    But not as well as ketchup and tartar sauce.

    But miracle whip and ketchup are out of the questions, so Mayo still wins.

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    vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    why does american food (packaging) always look so gross

    it doesnt even look like food

    miracle whip?

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I must also claim allegiance to HP Sauce.

    The perfect accompaniment to anything fried.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Miracle whip was invented 50 years ago. A time in which conservative religious puritan zealots had set out to deny human beings of all that was natural.

    We would live in fallout shelters eating miracle whip and canned spam and not touching one another inappropriately. This was the ideal.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This is irrelevant as we all know that Branston's pickle is the ultimate sandwich filler.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    This is irrelevant as we all know that Branston's pickle is the ultimate sandwich filler.

    Pickles and mayonnaise are not mutually exclusive. Indeed, they have a symbiotic relationship.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like Miracle Whip.

    However, mayonnaise is superior, especially if you make it yourself.

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    Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I believe in Miracle Whip.

    For it is the only true condiment.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You Miracle Whip fanatics are a damn CULT!

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    Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm shaving my head right now

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    This is irrelevant as we all know that Branston's pickle is the ultimate sandwich filler.

    Pickles and mayonnaise are not mutually exclusive. Indeed, they have a symbiotic relationship.

    I will accept that, but never at the same time.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I FIGHT FOR THE GLORY OF MIRACLE WHIP
    I hereby knight thee Sir Tofu, Earl of the Tangy Marches and defender of the Miracle

    OH LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS HONOR.

    I WILL GO FORTH AND SMITE THOSE WHO WOULD SMITE US

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've never actually had miracle whip

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't understand how someone can dislike mayonnaise.

    It is the most delicious thing.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't understand how someone can dislike mayonnaise.

    It is the most deadly thing.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I FIGHT FOR THE GLORY OF MIRACLE WHIP
    I hereby knight thee Sir Tofu, Earl of the Tangy Marches and defender of the Miracle

    OH LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS HONOR.

    I WILL GO FORTH AND SMITE THOSE WHO WOULD SMITE US

    Sandwiches for the Sandwich God!

    Bread for the Bread Throne!

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    i'll show you some miracle whip after me and the Mayo boys kick your pompity asses

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    i'll show you some miracle whip after me and the Mayo boys kick your pompity asses
    to keep on with the tom and jerry thing, we are jerry's tough-guy cousin.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    Miracle Whip isn't even the coolest of whips.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nothing>Mayo>Miracle Whip

    This is a medically proven fact.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    as Roland said, "I'd prefer a condiment that didn't look so much like come, myself"

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    The rebel mustard forces need your help to stand up against shitty, shitty condiments! Don't accept "the man's" "generous offer" of two opposing sides; this is more than black and white, it is the conflict which defines the years ahead. Accept no substitute, give no quarter, and never surrender: the rebel mustard forces need your help.

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Miracle Whip with a bit of Dijon

    Nothing compares.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    FOR MUSTARD! FOR FREEDOM!

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    TO THE DEPTHS with your liquid, sloppy, western condiments

    Wasabi is where it's at always has been

    Wasabi was perfect when Europeans were smearing shit on their goat dicks for extra kick

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You know what's really great, though?

    Hot sauce. FUCK YEAH!

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    TravixusTravixus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Miracle Whip sucks a bag of dicks.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Don't think I've ever eaten goat dick.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    shit yeah, mother-bitches!

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you were probably all out of shit

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    People who eat their sandwiches dry fucking disgust me.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This is entirely possible.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    And this shit is the absolute best.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    Miracle Whip is fucking great, all you mayonnaise faggots can choke on your improperly made sandwiches!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Miracle Whip is fucking great, all you mayonnaise faggots can choke on your improperly made sandwiches!

    Sandwiches shaped like giant dicks.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If you want to really make yourself a great sandwich, like a sandwich you might feel a little guilty about, make it with Nordica French Onion Dip as a spread.

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    A challenger appears!!!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Shankusu wrote: »
    The rebel mustard forces need your help to stand up against shitty, shitty condiments! Don't accept "the man's" "generous offer" of two opposing sides; this is more than black and white, it is the conflict which defines the years ahead. Accept no substitute, give no quarter, and never surrender: the rebel mustard forces need your help.
    This false prophet is spreading (lol) lies trying to create a false divide! My mustard loving brothers, ignore his siren call. I myself, a staunch defender of the Miracle of the Whip also love mustards of many varieties and regularly use both on my sandwiches. Unite with us for the greater glory of delicious sandwiches!

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    See I'm a lover of condiments but I feel that militant condiment lovers do more harm to the cause than good.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunts produces an inferior ketchup compared to Heinz, though.

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