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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I will not falter on the mustard question. I love mustard. I personally use mustard for many types of sandwiches. That does not diminish my devotion to Miracle Whip or my pledge to see the dark Mayo forces obliterated or, well, converted...I prefer to kill them but mercy and all that.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mayo is the Atheist choice of condiment. There are no miracles.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dijon honey mustard is good on any sandwich containing meat.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dijon honey mustard is good on any sandwich containing meat.

    but I'm a vegetaaaaarian

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    dijon honey mustard is good on any sandwich containing meat.

    but I'm a vegetaaaaarian

    Eat it on your dick and lawn clippings then hippy.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fire Truck wrote: »
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    shit yeah, mother-bitches!

    yeah

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    but I can't eat my own dick because I'm a vegetaaaaarian

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    col mustard, tapatio and cholula.

    my allies in the upcoming battle

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mayo is disgusting

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    The Fourth EstateThe Fourth Estate Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vinaigrette.

    Yeah. Deal with that.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mayonnaise is by far the superior condiment. Mayo is made with the sperm of unicorns, while Miracle Whip incorporates the tears of infants!! Do you know how many babies cried to make that sandwich you bastards?!

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    XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But baby tears DO have miraculous healing qualities.

    (Don't sweat it, I'm still with Mayo.)

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    The rebel mustard forces need your help to stand up against shitty, shitty condiments! Don't accept "the man's" "generous offer" of two opposing sides; this is more than black and white, it is the conflict which defines the years ahead. Accept no substitute, give no quarter, and never surrender: the rebel mustard forces need your help.
    This false prophet is spreading (lol) lies trying to create a false divide! My mustard loving brothers, ignore his siren call. I myself, a staunch defender of the Miracle of the Whip also love mustards of many varieties and regularly use both on my sandwiches. Unite with us for the greater glory of delicious sandwiches!

    Be tempted not by his call to arms, nor his duplicitous dulcet tones! He claims your best interest in mind, he claims unitarianism, he claims a world allied, but for what end? This so-called "man of the people" speaks of an impossible truce, an allegiance that not only demands but depends on the surrender of your true goals. Shall I remind you all of the Bread Wars of the early 18th Century, when the Tortilladors claimed solidarity with the Pita Peoples, only to turn upon them and relegate them to small sandwiches when their victory seemed complete? History has shown us once and again that setting aside your goals for a temporary benefit leads to the repression and destruction of your people and the ideals you hold so dear.

    I need not remind you of the treatment the Matzahs suffered at Auchschnitzel. Be not deceived, friends, and stand strong. We have nothing in common with this warmongerer, this man who seeks to collar you for his own despicable ends. Stand strong for mustard, for deliciousness, for a condiment as at home on meat as on bread - for this, this is the true solidarity.

    We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in grocery stores,
    We shall fight on the salads and sandwiches,
    We shall fight with true righteousness and growing strength in the bottle,
    We shall defend our bread, whatever the cost may be,
    We shall fight on the hamburgers,
    We shall fight on the ham,
    We shall fight in the cupboards and in the pantries,
    We shall fight in the picnic basket,
    We shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, you good people were subjugated and starving, then our spread beyond the sandwiches, armed and guarded by the the stalwart believers, would carry on the struggle, until, in Dijon's good time, the superior condiment, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i hate both.

    Man you can't be hatin' on mayonnaise. It is the base of so many delicious and tasty sauces.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    YOU CAN NOT STOP US.
    WE HAVE THIS CONDIMENT.
    YOU DIE NOW.
    ARE YOU AFRAID?
    DEATH TO MIRACLE WHIP.
    DEATH TO MIRACLISTS.
    HELLMAN'S IS GREAT.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Then you will be dealt with later. Neutrality means certain destruction.

    this is just another plot to kill off the jews, isn't it?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I fucking hate mayo.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Then you will be dealt with later. Neutrality means certain destruction.

    this is just another plot to kill off the jews, isn't it?
    you may have seen through my scheme, but no one else will care enough to stop us until it's too late!

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    because jews don't do mayo (and hence have no0 need for mayo substitutes)

    it's how we weed out false jews. He hand them a cold-cut sandwich with mayo on white bread, and if they eat it then we stone them

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i will fight to the death for mustard.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    J. Grant wrote: »
    YOU CAN NOT STOP US.
    WE HAVE THIS CONDIMENT.
    YOU DIE NOW.
    ARE YOU AFRAID?
    DEATH TO MIRACLE WHIP.
    DEATH TO MIRACLISTS.
    HELLMAN'S IS GREAT.

    Is that their new ad campaign?

    It works.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2009
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    hey teefs
    welcome back

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I choose freedom
    TEEEEEEEEEEEEFS!

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thorgot wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
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    shit yeah, mother-bitches!

    yeah

    YES

    THAT IS THE SAUCE OF GODS

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2009
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ASLAN

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    I choose freedom
    TEEEEEEEEEEEEFS!
    Hullo Callius, Dru

    I am posting on the internet again.

    YES

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    miracle whip is awesome

    and goddammit, my championship postcount is now at risk again.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2009
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    How have you been, Teefs?

    Choomin 24/7 since Obama won?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well if it ain't dang old tfs

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    oh my god teefs hello

    if teefs got unbanned, maybe my own fate is not permanent? I am wishing on a prayer and a wing and a star.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2009
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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Shankusu wrote: »
    oh my god teefs hello

    if teefs got unbanned, maybe my own fate is not permanent? I am wishing on a prayer and a wing and a star.

    i am pretty sure you're fucked actually

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Holy crap its TFS :O

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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2009
    i don't even know what miracle whip is

    i'm going with mayonnaise

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am a miracle whip man for life

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Shankusu wrote: »
    oh my god teefs hello

    if teefs got unbanned, maybe my own fate is not permanent? I am wishing on a prayer and a wing and a star.
    TFS got banned because of popular support.

    Your assfuckery was in direct insult to a forumer, and friend, who was deceased. I'm pretty sure you're eternally fucked.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    then the remainder of your life shall be short.

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