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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No

    I used the ridiculous amount of hours I got from working on the campaign and started at a homeless shelter/soup kitchen thing

    its lovely!
    Rad!

    I was trying to volunteer at the Native American center near here, but I've not heard back from them. I should probably e-mail them soon.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    holy shit its teefs

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    then the remainder of your life shall be short.

    whatever

    it's either miracle whip or lung cancer

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah pretty much

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah, pretty much.

    Uh... weaver and I work together again. I guess that was a change.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    so has everything basically been exactly the same here

    it seems it
    Taters is a fake mod and Mori and Janson got married. Cocks are on the rise while dicks stock has plumeted severly.

    Also we are friends now teefs :D

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Welcome back teefs.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Its cute that you think you get a say in the matter.

    That is my buddy alright!

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Shankusu wrote: »
    oh my god teefs hello

    if teefs got unbanned, maybe my own fate is not permanent? I am wishing on a prayer and a wing and a star.

    i am pretty sure you're fucked actually

    Ok, I'm sorry, but who still finds this funny? Most people I've talked to just express annoyance at not knowing exactly who they've spoken with.

    I mean, I assume someone still finds it funny as I'm still stuck this way, but the novelty has worn off for me and I sure hope that I get outta here someday. It's starting to wear at me, and there's so much I want to do. I want to see the world. I want to lie in bed with my wife in the morning. Most of all...

    I just want to ruffle little Billy's hair again, and it's impossible to reach him through these cold, metal bars. It's just...it's just, they grow up so fast, you know? You blink and they're in college, they're old, they have kids and spouses and no time for their old pop's. There's only a little while where you can play catch, go fishing, teach them about the world, and I'm stuck in here in a jail cell, my skin fused to another man. Do you know what happened the last time little Billy came to visit? He screamed. He ran. You know why he screamed? You know why he fled from his dear old father, his father who did it all for him, his father who only wanted his family to have a good life? Because Kusu was masturbating. All day and night, he's jerkin' the gherkin', until it's naught but a bloody scrap of sinew and foreskin, but still he yanks away. Meanwhile, my son hasn't visited in four months. Our walls are become encrusted with cum, semen drips from our bed constantly, and still Kusu lolls his tongue and endlessly thrusts his fist against the post.

    I'm...I'm just afraid that things won't ever go back to normal. What if I do get out of here someday? What if I make it home and Kusu's mangled erection still lurks behind Billy's eyes? What if my darling lady refuses to make eye contact, the constant shadow of our faces, melted into one another like taffy at a circus hanging like a storm cloud over our every word to one another?

    I don't know if there's hope. I don't even want to believe that the only two people in my life that have ever cared about me could possibly continue to do so, given what they've seen. I just hope that they understand - it was all for them. The jobs, the moving, the constant uprooting - it was hard, hardest for little Billy, so eager to do well in school - but it was all for them. The fusion, my gravest mistake thus far, was the foolish belief that I could help them. By increasing my power level, couldn't I finally start to found a career? By harnessing each separate incredible Dragonball, is it not possible that I could have wished for Billy all the best in the world? I was a victim of my own hubris, and guilty of loving too much, and doing something entirely retarded, and I just hope I get to see my darlings before it's too late - before they move on, before they forget, before Billy gets a Harley-Davidson and a penchance for opiates and my wife starts dicking the gardener. I just...I just hope it isn't too late.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No more webcomic thread.

    PotU got banned but he still shows up occasionally to post some horrible internet stuff.

    I've seen a lot of forumer dicks.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    sup tfs 8-)

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There were some fun forum events. The Christmas hangout was kinda fun for a while. And there's an epic space comic going on out there staring got damn near everyone.

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    There were some fun forum events. The Christmas hangout was kinda fun for a while. And there's an epic space comic going on out there staring got damn near everyone.

    Christmas Hangout happens every year, buster keaton. And the space comic is fantastic, but honestly funny drawings of forumers aren't exactly a new concept.

    No, teefs, not much has changed.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what

    what the fuck teefs what're you doing here

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    shank

    I got unpermabanned, TFS got unpermabanned

    there is balm in gilead

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    miracle whip tastes like mayonnaise that someone pissed in

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nein. I'm not really a movie kinda' guy.

    I uh, saw Kung Fu Panda a couple weeks ago. It was pretty awesome.

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    need ron pearlman itt to narrate some posts

    hah holy shit that would be fantastic

    I was kinda thinking Sin City-esque Bruce Willis but Ron Perlman, jeah

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    welcome back tfs

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    teefs I saw Frost/Nixon

    it is very good

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've heard that Milk was so fucking good.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    welcome back teefs you crazy little bastard

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've heard that Milk was so fucking good.

    it's not out here but I sorta hope it sucks just because I'm so paranoid about Brolin winning the Oscar over Heath

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I've heard that Milk was so fucking good.

    it's not out here but I sorta hope it sucks just because I'm so paranoid about Brolin winning the Oscar over Heath

    You can be honest, you just hate gays.

    Whoops, yeah, you're kinda fucked...

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I've heard that Milk was so fucking good.

    it's not out here but I sorta hope it sucks just because I'm so paranoid about Brolin winning the Oscar over Heath

    You can be honest, you just hate gays.

    nope

    I do hate Sean Penn though

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I'm so paranoid about Brolin winning the Oscar over Heath
    Ha ha ho ho hee hee ha ha oh dear

    i didn't know how much i was going to miss you until you were gone

    you did what was necessary like this post

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I've heard that Milk was so fucking good.

    it's not out here but I sorta hope it sucks just because I'm so paranoid about Brolin winning the Oscar over Heath

    You can be honest, you just hate gays.

    nope

    I do hate Sean Penn though

    So you do hate gays?


    Ba-dum pssh.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey teefs, didn't you have like 60 posts per day on average? Looks like it has dropped to 54 posts per day...

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I've heard that Milk was so fucking good.

    it's not out here but I sorta hope it sucks just because I'm so paranoid about Brolin winning the Oscar over Heath

    this is one of the stupidist things I have ever heard in my entire life

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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2009
    what if he is better than heath ledger

    what if it is such a good performance that it makes heath ledger look like he is playing pretend

    and then the heavens open and it turns out that god has let us into heaven for free because it was such a good performance

    and then we are all in heaven and even heath ledger gives josh brolin a blowjob because of how good a performance it is

    what would happen then

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    what if he is better than heath ledger

    what if it is such a good performance that it makes heath ledger look like he is playing pretend

    and then the heavens open and it turns out that god has let us into heaven for free because it was such a good performance

    and then we are all in heaven and even heath ledger gives josh brolin a blowjob because of how good a performance it is

    what would happen then
    yaya would spontaneously ignite

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    what if he is better than heath ledger

    what if it is such a good performance that it makes heath ledger look like he is playing pretend

    and then the heavens open and it turns out that god has let us into heaven for free because it was such a good performance

    and then we are all in heaven and even heath ledger gives josh brolin a blowjob because of how good a performance it is

    what would happen then

    I would spontan-oh wait Snowbeat said it

    seriously though if (if) Brolin does give a better performance then I'll be happy to see him win

    on that note come on

    Heath

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Besides, Dev Patel should win over both of them

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also in psychic news, yaya comes out, more at 11

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