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TriggerhappypilotTriggerhappypilot Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
That's right. i said it.

you probably don't wanna know why.


I'll say it in just one word.

Hoverboards.
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where are my freaking hoverboards?

Where are the jetpacks? where are the Flying cars? WHERE IS THE 45$ PEPSI?

Hollywood lied to me!

Hollywood lied to all of us!

I'mma start a pitchfork riot.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want meals in pill form and the god damn instant weight loss drug

    #pipe on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    guy get acid

    pipe get a tapeworm

    Air on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We did this thread about flying cars already.

    Let's ignore the fact that technically we haven't reached 2015 yet, so we still have some time to invent hoverboards, but most of the shit people fantasized about in the past never came around because it was ridiculous and impractical.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    where are my cloned dinosaurs

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah I could go for some sweet hoverboarding. Jetpacks and stuff wouldn't even be necessary if I could hang ten in midair, brah

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    We did this thread about flying cars already.

    Let's ignore the fact that technically we haven't reached 2015 yet, so we still have some time to invent hoverboards, but most of the shit people fantasized about in the past never came around because it was ridiculous and impractical.

    I don't see how hover boards are impractical.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm going to make a combined sequel for Back to the Future and Waterworld and it will be called Disappointment

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    I'm going to make a combined sequel for Back to the Future and Waterworld and it will be called Disappointment
    with an intermission where a guy pisses directly into his own mouth

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In the year 2000...

    Police officers will use clubs against airplanes.
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    Information will be fed from books directly into your brain, but you'll still have to work to earn your TA credit
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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    2015 Mr. Fusion is invented.

    Thats what i'm waiting for

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We've still got six years!

    Don't worry it'll come.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "Correspondence cinema"

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    Is that supposed to be a recorded or live image? If it's live, is the guy in the chair telling the actress what to do?

    "Dear, would you be so kind as to show me your ankle? There might be a shiny penny in it for you."

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Flying cars and jet packs I can wait for. I want my goddamn hoverboard.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hoverboards would be so boring. No tactile sense of the ground, no tricks that you could do, and can you imagine the energy requirements for that?

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm Tofu, nice to meet you Mad.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh tofu.

    you are so wonderful.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hoverboards would be so boring. No tactile sense of the ground, no tricks that you could do, and can you imagine the energy requirements for that?

    the guy with the website about airplane simulators would say that

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm kind of OK with Pepsi not costing $45.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh tofu.

    you are so wonderful.

    kisses

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    We did this thread about flying cars already.

    Let's ignore the fact that technically we haven't reached 2015 yet, so we still have some time to invent hoverboards, but most of the shit people fantasized about in the past never came around because it was ridiculous and impractical.

    The atomic car impractical?

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    "Correspondence cinema"

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    Is that supposed to be a recorded or live image? If it's live, is the guy in the chair telling the actress what to do?

    "Dear, would you be so kind as to show me your ankle? There might be a shiny penny in it for you."

    don't we already have that

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    if the public at large were given jetpacks and flying cars I don't think I'd be able to leave my house

    I would be damn terrified

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    SoaL wrote: »
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    "Correspondence cinema"

    Correspondence+Cinema+-+Phonograph+-+Telegraphic.jpg

    Is that supposed to be a recorded or live image? If it's live, is the guy in the chair telling the actress what to do?

    "Dear, would you be so kind as to show me your ankle? There might be a shiny penny in it for you."

    don't we already have that

    Yes.

    I find it funny that that's pretty much the only thing they got right.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    if the public at large were given jetpacks and flying cars I don't think I'd be able to leave my house

    I would be damn terrified

    You think that your house would be safe from a flying car???!!!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But we're all mad here!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    im mad that my cat wont shut the fuck up

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cats are dicks.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hoverboards would be so boring. No tactile sense of the ground, no tricks that you could do, and can you imagine the energy requirements for that?

    the guy with the website about airplane simulators would say that

    hahaha, I love you.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'M AS MAD AS HELL! AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The only thing to have made me mad lately was finding out that Rachel Ray has "designed" a pair of "Yum-O"-emblazoned Ugg Boots.

    But really, that is so transcendentally awful, on so many levels, that I went beyond angry and into a sort of vegetative state. My mind just couldn't process or cope with it.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    While it would be cool, I don't feel particularly entitled to hoverboard technology.

    I mean, really, what have I done to deserve hoverboards? Nothing.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    someone please explain to me what is supposedly so criminal about these ugg boots things

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    someone please explain to me what is supposedly so criminal about these ugg boots things

    UGGGG THEY ARE SO AWFUL

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    someone please explain to me what is supposedly so criminal about these ugg boots things

    They are hideous

    And fucking ubiquitous.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, Manhattan was supposed to be a maximum security prison island for a while now. I think it's only a minimum still.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    someone please explain to me what is supposedly so criminal about these ugg boots things

    They are a prime example of how things with a trendy or hip tag can trump the fact they are ugly and hideous. People buy them because other people say they're cool or awesome, not because they are in any way a good pair of boots.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want a car that hovers, forget about a board.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    they don't seem so ugly to me

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You've got to get mad!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvSpvF5bi34

    I want you to get mad.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    Uggs are fine if you are at home, it is freezing cold outside or there is snow on the ground

    all other times they are fucking retarded. And there are many, many people around here who wear them as their daily shoe.

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