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[Mini-phalla] Calvin and Hobbes - GAME OVER

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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I enact rule 17-b-whale of Calvinball


    All evil Calvin's are immediately exposed by VH or this game goes into reverse penalty mode and I get to be first main Umpire with immunity powers and the Golden Codpiece

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    I enact rule 17-b-whale of Calvinball


    All evil Calvin's are immediately exposed by VH or this game goes into reverse penalty mode and I get to be first main Umpire with immunity powers and the Golden Codpiece

    You got me. 
    [U]Evil Calvins[/U]

None

    Oh, did you mean bad Calvins? Because none of them are really evil.

    Perhaps you should have been more specific.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I bet we're all going to kill each other in the crossfire, and the evil Calvin's will prevail.

    Typical.

    And The_Reflection, Visiblehowl obviously won't do that because it would lessen his status and power as a GM, and there is no way he would give up that.

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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well now TTR we have a dilemma, as you are now in violation of the protuberance act of section AA-13. Bringing logic to the game of Calvinball

    You have to go back three yards and now must play in your underwear.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Vote Rainfall

    The game has barely begun, and he's already calling shenanigans. Only a bad Calvin would go around declaring "shenanigans" willy-nilly like that.

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    !Vote Rainfall

    The game has barely begun, and he's already calling shenanigans. Only a bad Calvin would go around declaring "shenanigans" willy-nilly like that.

    Do the impossible, see the invisible, raw! raw!, fight the power!

    Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable, raw! raw!, Fight the power!

    !Thanatos

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Jason Todd


    My vote started the process of saving you in the main phalla. In this phalla, it will begin the process of ending you. Just fo shizzles.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Element Brian because of this crack:
    Element Brian wrote: »
    See we find its better to vote someone out at the end of the day, when they're less likely to come back and let there be a confrontation.
    Frankly, suggesting anything that makes it more annoying for European or Asian players to play Phalla, as this suggestion would do, is enough for you to get my vote. I dislike the philosophy behind it intensely.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sportzboytjw

    I mean really

    Sportz?

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I signed up like 4 years ago or something. Give me a break. Also, you killed me a game or two ago. Quit hating. I'll say !TTR as that's never been a bad vote for me.

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Is it okay to hate both the player and the game?

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    Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Jason Todd

    Why the hell not?

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Good morning,

    RNG votes

    !Mad Jazz

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    G'morning.

    Sick little girl over here.

    with no chicken soup....

    or ginger ale....

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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also TheTheRoo

    No logic in this game please

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    warban is bad, trust me. He doesn't want to see us Reintegrated!

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kime wrote: »
    warban is bad, trust me. He doesn't want to see us Reintegrated!

    No, he wants to see us reintegrated, he just doesn't want to see himself reintegrated.

    Thetheroo on the other hand wants nothing of the sort.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Element Brian is a silly name. Almost as silly as something like 'Moe.'

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rainfall wrote: »
    !Element Brian is a silly name. Almost as silly as something like 'Moe.'

    Your evil, the way you wrote that, i knows you to be evil. But unless someone else votes for you and turns the tide, I'm sticking with TTR on account of him having a slight lead over me.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Silly Brian.

    One thing that you should learn.

    !Rainfall is always evil.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I thought we were friends, Ahava!

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Rofl_bot

    Why the hell not?

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I thought were were too, Rainy!

    And then the medicine kicked it!

    And now, I don't know what I'm doing!

    !Jason!

    Because I'm looooooppppyyyyy and can't be expected to make good calls today.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You're so lucky it's day one, 'Hava. Nobody needs to make good calls!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tell me about it.... It's Day One.

    I can be as drugged out on nyquil as possible.

    It's better than drunk posting.

    cause the letters are all swirly....

    They should use this in keyboarding classes in high school. Can't stop looking at the keyboard while typing? Here, Have some codeine! Now type that piece with no mistakes. That'll learn you to know where the keys are. Hah!

    ok... that was a bit creepy.. i just channeled my evil keyboarding teacher for a second. Not that she ever drugged us.... But she probably would have if she had the choice....

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    lonelyahava wrote: »
    I thought were were too, Rainy!

    And then the medicine kicked it!

    And now, I don't know what I'm doing!

    !Jason!

    Because I'm looooooppppyyyyy and can't be expected to make good calls today.

    :|

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Surrreeee, people are voting for me because I am speaking the truth, and all of you just don't want to hear it.

    You'll all just kill each other in the end.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Isn't that usually how it works, Roo?

    C'mere you jumpy thing.

    my tiger will eat you.

    or something

    tigers and kangaroos...

    Kangarooi?

    Kanagaroons?

    I think sleep is in order.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh man it's been too long since I last played phalla.

    I forgot what to do!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You vote for Jason, Sabs!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    lonelyahava wrote: »
    You vote for Jason, Sabs!

    I don't know a Jason.

    Can I vote for Todd? I know someone named Todd.

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yes, that's exactly what you do

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yes! That's allowable.

    Vote for them both!

    At the same time!!

    Jason Todd

    It's what all the cool people are doing.

    And all the people on cold meds

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !vote Jason Todd

    Man I am so cool, so cool that I get shrinkage 24/7 is how cool I am. BRRRRR
    It's why I have a small penis
    Nah I am lieing.
    It's normally small.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The only smart choice is lonelyahava, there is much anger in her.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    KIME

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !TOXIC!!!!

    I will relinquish my coolness in hopes of removing you!

    well, at least for the next few hours.

    I am not full of anger.

    I am full of drugs!

    Also, you never talk to me anymore.

    And that's just mean of you.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, we all know how Roo loves his epic reveals, so I might as well inch him closer to having an excuse

    !Thetheroo

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
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    You have to at least pretend to include a reason.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    between Mr D and Kime, the reason is long and storied, complex and mired in illusion and confusion.

    There is much to that story, and I alas, know none of it.

    But suffice to say it is enigmatic, with lies and myths and legends wrapped all up into it.




    in other words, I think it's a grudge.

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