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Fire-Lite's Bullshit Rant Thread
Fire-Lite MS-9200UD
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basically, it's like this:
1. i rant about random shit that happens to me(most of it painful. i'm a pain magnet, unfortuneatly)
2. everybody(optionally) comments on my mishaps and miseries
3. i rant more and eventually give myself a headache.
4. step 2 happens more, and the whole process repeats.
well, anyway, i was helping a friend who works for another fire alarm installation company,and they were ceiling-mounting a 10" motorized bell, for whatever fucking reason. anyway, so one idiot that was with us thinks that it's a good idea to tape the damn thing it place before he screws it in place(it was already wired to a really long length of wire. too long, actually). you see where this is going? well, i was walking under it, and of course, the tape comes loose, and i get a 10lb. bell to the back of the head at about 35mph, which blatantly sucked fucking WALRUS balls. and, to make matters worse, my buddy was on a scooter, and he hit the same hanging bell head on, and we both got hospitalized. i got out about a week ago, and the accident has left me talking exactly like Bam Margera... idk how that works either, but also, apparently my parents got me a used Toyota Corolla, which got stolen the day i was coming home(just like most of the other gifts i've been receiving; total motherfucking crap/stuff that works for about a minute, then dies/simply empty packaging).and, to make matters worse, some VERY IMPORTANT heatsinks on my Fire-Lite MS-2 are VERY loose, and that sucks, a replacement board for one is like $265.00, and that sucks, my first car basically does not exist, and that sucks, the computer i'm using doesn't have enough RAM, and that sucks, this computer's sound card has snapped in two, and that sucks, my girlfriend JoJo was cheating on me while i was in the hospital, and that sucks, and my security alarm system's battery is dead, so it can't function normally, and that sucks, my printer doesn't work, and that sucks, my video card is fucked up, and that sucks, and... i think that i just wrote the longest damn sentence ever... god, i wonder how many fucking pages this post'll take up. shit.
feel free to comment... i hope this waste of server space makes someone laugh, actually.
1. i rant about random shit that happens to me(most of it painful. i'm a pain magnet, unfortuneatly)
2. everybody(optionally) comments on my mishaps and miseries
3. i rant more and eventually give myself a headache.
4. step 2 happens more, and the whole process repeats.
well, anyway, i was helping a friend who works for another fire alarm installation company,and they were ceiling-mounting a 10" motorized bell, for whatever fucking reason. anyway, so one idiot that was with us thinks that it's a good idea to tape the damn thing it place before he screws it in place(it was already wired to a really long length of wire. too long, actually). you see where this is going? well, i was walking under it, and of course, the tape comes loose, and i get a 10lb. bell to the back of the head at about 35mph, which blatantly sucked fucking WALRUS balls. and, to make matters worse, my buddy was on a scooter, and he hit the same hanging bell head on, and we both got hospitalized. i got out about a week ago, and the accident has left me talking exactly like Bam Margera... idk how that works either, but also, apparently my parents got me a used Toyota Corolla, which got stolen the day i was coming home(just like most of the other gifts i've been receiving; total motherfucking crap/stuff that works for about a minute, then dies/simply empty packaging).and, to make matters worse, some VERY IMPORTANT heatsinks on my Fire-Lite MS-2 are VERY loose, and that sucks, a replacement board for one is like $265.00, and that sucks, my first car basically does not exist, and that sucks, the computer i'm using doesn't have enough RAM, and that sucks, this computer's sound card has snapped in two, and that sucks, my girlfriend JoJo was cheating on me while i was in the hospital, and that sucks, and my security alarm system's battery is dead, so it can't function normally, and that sucks, my printer doesn't work, and that sucks, my video card is fucked up, and that sucks, and... i think that i just wrote the longest damn sentence ever... god, i wonder how many fucking pages this post'll take up. shit.
feel free to comment... i hope this waste of server space makes someone laugh, actually.
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Or is this some new take on the Fresh Prince?
I know a girl people call Jojo
she's pretty cool
where can you even get those
i've heard of them, i've never seen them in any store ever
They rock so hard
Shit be tough to eat properly in cold weather though
she was a sweet girl, kindhearted and popular
she was also like four hundred pounds
They sell them in the back; ask Ray-Ray and T-Bozz to show you their "special licorice sticks."
They should hook you right up.