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No girls allowed (itt attention-whores!)

GravesGraves Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
Because they are stupid and gross.

Sup guys?

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    nm just playin with my vagina

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Because they are stupid and gross.

    Sup guys?

    Fiz sent me pictures of your penis today Graves!

    it is pretty nice

    how are you

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    fuck yeah lets whip our dicks out and talk about how awesome they are

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Girls are for suckers.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am good backwards name also thank you.

    And how are you all?

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Girls are for suckers.
    in my opinion girls are primarily for suckees

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk knows what's up.

    But there is no sucking going on in here.

    That's for blowjob wednesdays.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    but who will make me a sandwich

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Girls are for suckers.
    in my opinion girls are primarily for suckees
    Girls are for sucking, fucking, and making me food. All other services can be provided to me by highly sophisticated robots.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Girls are for suckers.
    in my opinion girls are primarily for suckees
    Girls are for sucking, fucking, and making me food. All other services can be provided to me by highly sophisticated robots.
    cant wait till the day the robots can suck, fuck and cook too

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We just order take out, that's how we get food.

    Also Hot Pockets.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Girls are for suckers.
    in my opinion girls are primarily for suckees
    Girls are for sucking, fucking, and making me food. All other services can be provided to me by highly sophisticated robots.
    cant wait till the day the robots can suck, fuck and cook too

    I would post a link to the robot that jerks you off if I had the link still.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There aren't any girls on the internet, anyways.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    cant wait till the day the robots can suck, fuck and cook too
    I can live with 2 out of the 3.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Girls are for suckers.
    in my opinion girls are primarily for suckees
    Girls are for sucking, fucking, and making me food. All other services can be provided to me by highly sophisticated robots.
    cant wait till the day the robots can suck, fuck and cook too
    That day will mark the end of humanity as we know it.

    I, for one, cannot wait to own a Chefbot/Fuckbot/Maidbot.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hear that girls compare boobs and talk about sticking things in their vaginas when they have sleep-overs.

    This is odd because when myself and my friends had sleep-overs we just played video games and watched R-rated movies.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    couldn't sucking be included in fucking?

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  • ubernekouberneko Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    boys only fort 8-)

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    cant wait till the day the robots can suck, fuck and cook too
    I can live with 2 out of the 3.
    is it the sucking and the fucking?

    it is, isnt it?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    couldn't sucking be included in fucking?
    Absolutely not.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    couldn't sucking be included in fucking?
    no. the girl/robot doesnt need active movement for the fucking, while movement is crucial for the sucking

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sausage Fest

    wait, whats the female version of a sausage fest? a sauerkraut fest?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hey sam beardsley remember that one time that we videochatted and you were like six pixels

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    couldn't sucking be included in fucking?
    no. the girl/robot doesnt need active movement for the fucking, while movement is crucial for the sucking
    Hmm...I'm thinking we like different ways of fucking. :P

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Sausage Fest

    wait, whats the female version of a sausage fest? a sauerkraut fest?
    blood pudding fest

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My main beef with girls is their propensity to engage in passive aggressive behavior.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Sausage Fest

    wait, whats the female version of a sausage fest? a sauerkraut fest?

    Burger Party.

    Taco Fiesta.

    Fish Market.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    cant wait till the day the robots can suck, fuck and cook too
    I can live with 2 out of the 3.

    I'll do what I do with real women. Have three that do one task each.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    My main beef with girls is their propensity to engage in passive aggressive behavior.
    Volyu you look... different somehow. Have you gained weight?

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    couldn't sucking be included in fucking?
    no. the girl/robot doesnt need active movement for the fucking, while movement is crucial for the sucking
    Hmm...I'm thinking we like different ways of fucking. :P
    oh dont get me wrong. i certainly prefer movement, it's just not required to complete the job

    i guess it's not completely necessary for sucking either, but in that case the final product is seriously diminished and even dangerous

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    hey sam beardsley remember that one time that we videochatted and you were like six pixels

    totally hot

    also I'm just gonna come out and say it:

    blowjobs are not that great

    I've never once in my life had an orgasm from a blowjob. Half the time I lose my wood halfway through. And I've been sucked off by dudes so I know it's not from inexperience on the part of the sucker

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No I just, hmm... plaids not my color.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yelling at girls to get out of your internet thread in a video game webcomic forum seems to be... not enough.

    Better lay frag mines.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You have a broken penis.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk likes to fuck dead hookers.

    That's cool I'll put a dead one in the order for Blowjob Wednesday.

    All out fund raisers go toward take out food each day and prostitutes(on wednesday)s.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Sausage Fest

    wait, whats the female version of a sausage fest? a sauerkraut fest?
    blood pudding fest

    Okay, Houk, I'm afraid we're going to have to take away your writer's permit now. We can't allow something like that to accidentally slip into the next NIS title.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Sausage Fest

    wait, whats the female version of a sausage fest? a sauerkraut fest?

    Burger Party.

    Taco Fiesta.

    Fish Market.

    I think Fish Market wins.

    now if only this sausage party could find a fish market.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This is a Calvin and Hobbes thread right?

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    You have a broken penis.

    well, actually that is true

    that might be the reason

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    hey sam beardsley remember that one time that we videochatted and you were like six pixels

    totally hot

    also I'm just gonna come out and say it:

    blowjobs are not that great

    I've never once in my life had an orgasm from a blowjob. Half the time I lose my wood halfway through. And I've been sucked off by dudes so I know it's not from inexperience on the part of the sucker
    Given how short you are and the relative size of your member, I'm not entirely unsurprised you can't maintain an erection for too long.

    Hell, I'm surprised you have enough blood in your body to power that monster.

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