Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

No girls allowed (itt attention-whores!)

24567…62

Posts

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Sausage Fest

    wait, whats the female version of a sausage fest? a sauerkraut fest?
    blood pudding fest

    Okay, Houk, I'm afraid we're going to have to take away your writer's permit now. We can't allow something like that to accidentally slip into the next NIS title.
    trust me, it wont be an accident

    actually im gonna hafta tell my fellow editor about that one, maybe he'll find a use for it in our next title

    Houk on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Aw man Backwardsface.

    Blowjobs are my favorite thing ever.

    My girlfriend made this chart.

    It's pretty accurate.

    Graves on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    This is a Calvin and Hobbes thread right?

    No, but there should be one.

    McCly on
    kbellchewiesig.jpg
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That link does not work graves!

    And I can't stop clicking it!

    This is maddening!

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I FIXED IT

    Graves on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "Clearly, this pattern indicates that Chris Gravely is a bum."

    Harsh.

    McCly on
    kbellchewiesig.jpg
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's ok because of blowjobs.

    Graves on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    too bad that graph is unaccurate...

    Houk on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Sausage Fest

    wait, whats the female version of a sausage fest? a sauerkraut fest?
    blood pudding fest

    Okay, Houk, I'm afraid we're going to have to take away your writer's permit now. We can't allow something like that to accidentally slip into the next NIS title.
    trust me, it wont be an accident

    actually im gonna hafta tell my fellow editor about that one, maybe he'll find a use for it in our next title

    Then again I'm starting to realize that I'm no good at SRPGs so I probably won't be buying a NIS title ever again. Zing!

    DarkPrimus on
    usnTyq4.jpg
    Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Sausage Fest

    wait, whats the female version of a sausage fest? a sauerkraut fest?
    blood pudding fest

    Okay, Houk, I'm afraid we're going to have to take away your writer's permit now. We can't allow something like that to accidentally slip into the next NIS title.
    trust me, it wont be an accident

    actually im gonna hafta tell my fellow editor about that one, maybe he'll find a use for it in our next title

    Then again I'm starting to realize that I'm no good at SRPGs so I probably won't be buying a NIS title ever again. Zing!
    well then maybe you should just buy the Prinny PSP game. all the offensive stupid humor, none of the tedious leveling!

    Houk on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man I'm hungry

    TheySlashThem on
    Eidolon PLaytest! Teenagers With Attitude! Audio Entropy! My Twitter!
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thanks a lot graves

    i had to make the sandwich myself

    Faricazy on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like to think that I am a pretty girl.

    ChicoBlue on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Chico is a princess.

    Graves on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Chico is a princess.
    specifically, a ghetto princess

    Houk on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Sausage Fest

    wait, whats the female version of a sausage fest? a sauerkraut fest?
    blood pudding fest

    Okay, Houk, I'm afraid we're going to have to take away your writer's permit now. We can't allow something like that to accidentally slip into the next NIS title.
    trust me, it wont be an accident

    actually im gonna hafta tell my fellow editor about that one, maybe he'll find a use for it in our next title

    Then again I'm starting to realize that I'm no good at SRPGs so I probably won't be buying a NIS title ever again. Zing!
    well then maybe you should just buy the Prinny PSP game. all the offensive stupid humor, none of the tedious leveling!

    Buy me a PSP, and I'll buy the game!

    DarkPrimus on
    usnTyq4.jpg
    Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am looking forward to Afro Samurai: Resurrection and going to Comic Con.

    I like to eat meat, blow shit up, and watch people kill people.

    I am a man.

    Graves on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hey what's going on in this thread

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tits and get the fuck out.

    Yes.

    That's an and.

    No if and or but.

    Graves on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    hey what's going on in this thread
    sorry, you wanna post in here, youre gonna hafta check your genitalia at the door

    rules is rules

    Houk on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    GET OUT OF HERE, WAM.

    WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU AND YOUR VAGANIOSES.

    ChicoBlue on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    hey what's going on in this thread
    Ruined

    Ringo on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Yelling at girls to get out of your internet thread in a video game webcomic forum seems to be... not enough.

    Better lay frag mines.
    Tripwire connected to a brahmin torso.

    Bogey on
    Fitocracy: Join us in the SE++ group!
    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
    PSN: Bogestrom
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Silly Graves WaM is a man

    The Black Hunter on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    hey what's going on in this thread

    AHHHHH

    D:

    McCly on
    kbellchewiesig.jpg
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Tits and get the fuck out.

    Yes.

    That's an and.

    No if and or but.

    No buts, sure... how about that ass though?

    DarkPrimus on
    usnTyq4.jpg
    Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    See what you did, woman?

    Mass hysteria.

    Mass.

    Hysteria.

    I have to choke you now, it's the rules.

    Graves on
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If only you had listened to me about the mines

    Dely Apple on
    feets.jpg
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    (guys its a girl. i think she looked at me. what do i do?!)

    Houk on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    no worries boys I just brought you a fresh-from-the-oven piping hot pecan pie and glasses of milk

    just let me know when you get hungry for dinner

    chico honey don't forget you need to take out the trash!

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    (guys its a girl. i think she looked at me. what do i do?!)

    (Pee in her eyes.)

    ChicoBlue on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    (guys its a girl. i think she looked at me. what do i do?!)

    That means she likes you.

    Now you bang her.

    McCly on
    kbellchewiesig.jpg
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    (guys its a girl. i think she looked at me. what do i do?!)

    Don't make eye contact.

    Slowly walk towards her.

    Hit her with something heavy.

    Then bring her back to the lab for studies.

    I love you, science.

    Graves on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    (guys its a girl. i think she looked at me. what do i do?!)

    (Poke her boob with your finger and giggle.)

    DarkPrimus on
    usnTyq4.jpg
    Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    (guys its a girl. i think she looked at me. what do i do?!)

    Sing her a song.

    I'm gonna make love to you woman, gonna lay you down by the fireah'

    Burning Organ on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Burning Organ wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    (guys its a girl. i think she looked at me. what do i do?!)

    Sing her a song.

    I'm gonna make love to you woman, gonna lay you down by the fireah'
    Are you gonna take me home tonight
    Ah down beside that red firelight
    Are you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls
    You make the rockin world go round

    Like that?! If it doesn't work, I think I'm gonna hafta try Chico's eye-peeing trick

    Houk on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that song is my theme

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My favorite method of attracting women is very similar to fishing.

    Except I don't use bait.

    And the rod is my penis.

    Graves on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    that song is my theme
    i was betting on that

    i am a genius

    Houk on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I thought your theme song was Give Up The Funk.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
This discussion has been closed.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++