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Third-Hand Awesomness [smoking thread]

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Widepath wrote: »
    Plus it's funny.

    I was waiting for that :^:

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    Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You're doing a good thing Widepath. Quitting is the hardest shit on the planet.

    Out of curiosity, how many people started smoking because of health class in grammar school?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    It was in reference to Scarab's post.

    But no sir I ain't.

    Vices is an incredibly broad term.

    To some it is smoking. Get off your fucking high horse. Smokers are adults who can make their own decisions. They dont need you repeating the same tired old spiel they heard years ago. You are never going to change anyones mind taking a holier than thou 'the health risks outweigh the pleasure' stance. I wouldn't know whether it does or not, I've never smoked. Maybe it does. I'll definitely be smoking once before I die, and maybe then I'll realise its fucking great.

    Like in high school when you first had some beer. Or did drugs at uni. Unless you've done it for yourself stop being so judgmental.

    I've already said I'm not going into this again so just chill out.

    Have a drag to calm yourself down or whatever it is that you need to do.
    He just said he hasn't smoked. Just stop being so damn condescending with your "UGGGGGHHHS" and your "I'M NOT GOING INTO THIS" while you do the exact opposite of that.

    God, I knew this thread was going to turn into this clusterfuck.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jesus Christ.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    high school health class did zero to stop me from smoking weed

    or anyone else

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    tweaked have you not yet caught on that this may not be the thread for you? taking potshots at smokers from the sidelines is not becoming of you.

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You're doing a good thing Widepath. Quitting is the hardest shit on the planet.

    Out of curiosity, how many people started smoking because of health class in grammar school?

    high school health class is really making me want to start smoking and drinking

    to spite them

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    SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    high school health class did zero to stop me from smoking weed

    or anyone else

    Yes, it was a waste of time, to sit and watch the drug free videos, or the ones that told you about the harm of each drug. My school's fear tactics against drugs was lame.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    high school health class did zero to stop me from smoking weed

    or anyone else
    Did you get to go through DARE? The guy who did that class for us said "IT ONLY TAKES ONE JOINT TO GET YOU HOOKED!" Never mind that most people don't even get high the first time they smoke weed. I sure didn't, and I smoked like three or four bowls my first time!

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    high school health class did zero to stop me from smoking weed

    or anyone else
    Did you get to go through DARE? The guy who did that class for us said "IT ONLY TAKES ONE JOINT TO GET YOU HOOKED!" Never mind that most people don't even get high the first time they smoke weed. I sure didn't, and I smoked like three or four bowls my first time!

    Fucked up the rotation

    Smokin Oregano

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    high school health class did zero to stop me from smoking weed

    or anyone else
    Did you get to go through DARE? The guy who did that class for us said "IT ONLY TAKES ONE JOINT TO GET YOU HOOKED!" Never mind that most people don't even get high the first time they smoke weed. I sure didn't, and I smoked like three or four bowls my first time!

    my first high was hellish and awful for around 15 minutes (dizziness, nausea, couldn't walk, loud ringing in my ears)

    then it was awesome

    I'm not sure what happened, there might have been a seed in there

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    high school health class did zero to stop me from smoking weed

    or anyone else
    Did you get to go through DARE? The guy who did that class for us said "IT ONLY TAKES ONE JOINT TO GET YOU HOOKED!" Never mind that most people don't even get high the first time they smoke weed. I sure didn't, and I smoked like three or four bowls my first time!
    i can't see how anyone can be addicted to weed

    it sure is nice to have though

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    Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It was like "okay, i drank some beer, and i didn't immediately rape my sister or shoot someone with a gun.

    ok, i smoked some weed and i didn't immediately start shooting heroin into my eyeballs.

    ok, i had some sex and my dick didn't fall off."

    On the subject of DARE, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen when a few years ago I saw my 5th grade DARE officer at a bar, swilling Jack Daniels and chainsmoking Marlboro reds.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    high school health class did zero to stop me from smoking weed

    or anyone else
    Did you get to go through DARE? The guy who did that class for us said "IT ONLY TAKES ONE JOINT TO GET YOU HOOKED!" Never mind that most people don't even get high the first time they smoke weed. I sure didn't, and I smoked like three or four bowls my first time!

    my first high was hellish and awful for around 15 minutes (dizziness, nausea, couldn't walk, loud ringing in my ears)

    then it was awesome

    I'm not sure what happened, there might have been a seed in there
    Well you got lucky, then. Most of the people I've ever smoked with had similar experiences to me their first times.

    I didn't get anything the only time I tried coke either, but that's not really the right thread for that.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my first time smoking nothing happened, so i attacked a six pack with vigor instead

    second time i had a glass pipe and went through a dub between myself and my cousin and talked her ears off

    i get an urge to explain things when i'm stoned, and also go off on tangents within tangents like right away

    i've been told it's hilarious

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My high school health teacher was also one of the gym teachers. He said that doing drugs one time will not give you cancer and ruin your life, but it's pretty easy to get hooked because of how they make you feel and then it's a bitch to quit. I'm pretty sure he used to be a heroin junkie

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The anti-drug portion of health class in highschool was funny to me largely because the person who taught it was a lady in her 70s. Whenever she read through the nicknames for different drugs it was a guaranteed laugh.

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    WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Seriously if you want people to try and quit smoking, don't waste your time with the bitter twenty-somthing outside some bar.

    Try talking to the pregnant sixteen year old on two packs a day.

    Or the wheelchair bound Nam vet who has COPD and is on oxygen 24/7.

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    emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've had one American Spirit, hot damn it was delicious

    Also tweaked at this point I'm gonna go ahead and call this trolling

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Or the lady with the hole in her throat that likes to deepthroat guys to see if she can get the penis to poke out

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    WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The first time i smoked weed i had sex with a big fat girl. It was awesome.

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    emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weed makes me lame, my mind gets all productive and I feel trapped in my body and freak out

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    weed isn't heroin, fiz

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    He's lying, it totally is.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    weed isn't heroin, fiz

    I never said weed.

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    Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Or the lady with the hole in her throat that likes to deepthroat guys to see if she can get the penis to poke out

    hot

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    cyphrcyphr Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    wait am i doing it wrong?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    high school health class did zero to stop me from smoking weed

    or anyone else

    or to discourage anyone from having sex

    that was home ec or whatever class when you have to watch crazy ladies having babies.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like it when people go on shows like Survivor when they've been smoking several packs a day for years. They had one guy that reacted to badly to the withdrawal that people were kind of afraid to let him hold the machete or the fishing spear

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    smoking is pretty gross
    chewing is really gross, but at least there are no fumes

    one person smoking is not so bad. a lot of people smoking in a confined space is nasty and smelly and fumy
    one person chewing not so bad. a lot of people chewing and spitting into cups or whatever is super disgusting

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    pretty much all of my male cousins chew
    completely disgusting
    they are also suspected of poaching on my grandfather's land too, even though he allows them to hunt there
    completely disgusting

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    pretty much all of my male cousins chew
    completely disgusting
    they are also suspected of poaching on my grandfather's land too, even though he allows them to hunt there
    completely disgusting
    Are they all baseball players?

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    iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I went for a nice cheap pack of Marlboro reds. I will, some day, try some lucky strikes.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Turn a Newport Light to a joint right before your eyes

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    pretty much all of my male cousins chew
    completely disgusting
    they are also suspected of poaching on my grandfather's land too, even though he allows them to hunt there
    completely disgusting
    Are they all baseball players?

    they were kind of jocky i guess
    i only see them a few times a year
    my dad's cousins and their kids
    they are family and i love them, but man, they are something

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Smoking is fucking awesome.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    is this the thread where we are talking about smoking

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    Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yes. This is the perfect place to tell a bunch of people that they shouldn't smoke.

    I heard it's bad for you and there's no benefits whatsoever

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cyphr wrote: »
    GrizzlyLC-Wintergreen.jpg

    wait am i doing it wrong?

    Yeah.

    Grizzly is fucking foul. Skoal is better, as long as we're talking flavored and not straight.

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