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Third-Hand Awesomness [smoking thread]

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it sucks that you cant smoke inside bars anymore cause now you have to put up with a smell that is actually worse

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    smokin', booze and drugs are awesome

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    man fuck this thread

    God I want a cigarette

    edit: And a nice bowl

    edit edit: I do have some here whiskey, though
    I hate visiting the parents for extended periods of time. It's like a detox clinic I walk into. They know I smoke of course, as you can't really hide something like that after a while...but I'm just being polite. I don't head back home for like a week, too.

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my life was more fun when I was high all the time

    now all I do is work and study

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I go through phases. There were times in college where I was a total piece of shit, smoking way too damn much.

    Funny thing was, my only real incentive to cut back was always just to lower my tolerance.
    Oddly enough, it never affected my grades. I suppose that stuff can fuck with you if you're a lazy person, but if you're not weak, and are self-motivated, it 'aint a thang.'

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I only drink when I smoke.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Would that be because alcohol makes smoking like an 11 out of 10?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I only smoke when I dip, though.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I only dip occasionally when I'm indoors, and I am very very coy about it. Thank god for pouches.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And I only dip when I ride the brown horse.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Now you're just being silly

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I rarely smoke weed because it gives me terrible cotton mouth and then I end up gorging on cordial and getting indigestion

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    one time my friend had a whole box of koolaid that his brother brought back from the states and I dont think I have ever drank more sugar in my entire life

    my teeth felt like sandpaper after that

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lucky Strikes were readily available in every store I ever worked at.

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Health class was funny for me because I was already having the crazy good sex most girls my age (20) still haven't managed to figure out, I did blow to write awesome essays and because I was pretty hooked (though, now that I think about it, that month I gave up caffeine was way more hellacious than giving up blow was), and had already gotten over booze and pot.

    I also liked the sex portion because they talked about male masturbation as a normal and healthy thing, and acted like the girls were dirty sluts if they touched themselves... down there.

    I'm smoking right now. I woke up with a chapter in my head, grabbed the laptop, lit up a smoke, rubbed my boyfriend's fuzzy head, and typed it all out. Now that I'm done typing it out, I'm smoking another one and saying what up to the tubes.

    What up.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i am smoking canadian cigarettes that are terrible and cost 7.25 a pack

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    Rosie And JimRosie And Jim Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    I do love my fair nation of Canada. Completely legal fine Cuban cigars. Mmmm mmm mmm.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a sore throat and a rough cough right now. I can't see myself ever wanting this to be a permanent fixture, so, no smoking thanks

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I have a sore throat and a rough cough right now. I can't see myself ever wanting this to be a permanent fixture, so, no smoking thanks

    I have smoked for 8 years and have neither of these things, sir.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    WHAAAAT?! The one thing stopped me from smoking all these years is a myth?!?
    ONWARD TO SMOKETOWN

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cloves are illegal in the state of maryland

    because the state of maryland says that if you are going to smoke, you shouldn't enjoy the taste

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    WHAAAAT?! The one thing stopped me from smoking all these years is a myth?!?
    ONWARD TO SMOKETOWN

    I'm not trying to recruit anybody to the black legion of death anymore than I want to be recruited to the pink-lunged sissy boy society, but I'm just saying. A lot of adverse smoking side-effects can be lessened dramatically by, y'know, taking care of yourself.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    edited January 2009
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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ah, waking and baking

    So great

    My boyfriend used to wake and bake.

    He was a lot less stressed out when he got free pot and smoked it regularly.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Teefs I thought you had to quit?

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    ValVal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Time to go outside at 3am and hope I don' get raped while smoking, sometimes I hate my roommates for not wanting to get cancer.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I choose alcohol as my vice, but I hold no ill will to my black lunged brethren. Smoke 'em if you want 'em.

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    edited January 2009
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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ah, you got making up to do.

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    edited January 2009
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You know what is terrible?

    The absence of Lucky Filters in America is terrible.

    Those are our fucking cigarettes, you Pom bastards.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The only issue I have with smoking is what it does to walls and curtains and so forth. It looks terribad.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2009
    that's why you don't smoke in the house

    or if you do, you only do it in one room

    in my house it's the kitchen (or the sun room, but that's all glass & screen doors anyway)

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Did you guys know that pot makes you stupid.

    This guy named randall told me so.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah

    Bless his heart

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Smokin' rules.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love pieces

    I have a nice ADS tube with a little bubbling bowl and ten mm slot, a little mass-produced bubbler, a nice colorful glass bowl with an octopus on it. The bowl is hella nicely crafted and amdersterdam design studios makes awesome bongs.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You can live to be 100, if you just give up everything that makes living to 100 worth it.

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