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    GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Women are bloody retarded. Yesterday, for about an hour before I leave work, all that I'm thinking is that I don't want to argue with my girl. I just want to go home and relax. I'd been tense all day because I'd called immigration and didn't have a good conversation with them regarding her. So, I get home and she has decided that we're going to sit at the table to eat. Now, this means that we sit and have a bottle of wine and we're not allowed to leave the table until the bottle is done. It's generally a nice time but yesterday I really didn't want to do it because all I was going to do was vent about bloody immigration for the entire time that we were sitting there. She didn't like the fact that I resisted sitting at the table with me and just walked away. I tried to grab her to stop her from leaving the room but she pulled away from me. I was going to apologize for being resistant and try to make it better but that didn't happen. A few minutes later she came back into the room and gave me shit and the night went downhill from there. I'm not going to say that I'm an innocent in this situation because I'm not. But the whole ordeal went down because she overreacted to me not wanting to sit at the blood table because I'd been frustrated over immigration all day, which was on her behalf. Alright, fro brevity's sake, I left the house because I didn't want to argue. I went to work. I then went to have a beer before going home. She came to where I was (I really only go to one or two places.) She gave me shit the entire way home. She had half of her bags packed. We argued some more. We broke up. I needed to leave again. I went back to to work. I went to the same bar. I got home. Turns out she didn't want to break up or leave me so she had unpacked the bags. I spent a good amount of last night being bloody miserable because she wanted to hurt me to get even about me not wanting to sit at a bloody table.

    Anyway, now I'm tired and a little hungover because I didn't sleep until around 3:00 AM. Sometimes, I wonder why I bother.

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sorry to hear that Grifter.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grifter, I swear to Carl Sagan that I will come back when I'm not so tired and try to read that again.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Geez, that sucks Grif. What are you gonna do?

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Can I be your second Godfather?! If no, can I be your second Betelgeuse?
    Really, I just want to be a second.
    Then I can shoot the winner.

    Oops, I didn't wake up until about 4 hours after dawn. I hope you showed up as my second, and I hope you acted as my understudy, so to speak, as well. I also hope you didn't get shot to death but if you did at least you tried to defend my honor, so thanks pal.




    Grifter, sorry to hear about your night. I admit fully that girls can be pretty stupid and irrational sometimes.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Betelgeuse is a fantastic example of this principle at work.

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh what do you know about what girls think.

    You have dishonored me, duel, challenge, dawn, et cetera.

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    IT'S BEEN SIX MINUTES AND YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO MY CHALLENGE, WHAT THE FUCK

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I WAS BUSY NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FEMALE.

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh now you've really done it.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wow, that sucks Grif. Don't put up with that.

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    crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey, it's betel

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Women. I don't know how you guys do it.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Girls are in fact, crazy.

    Edit: Robots, there's a couple of reasons... two of them, actually!

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I slept till noon today. We'll have to schedule our duel another time Betel.

    Also I need to find a website that houses a lot of masterwork paintings. Can anyone help?

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    KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sorry to hear that, Grif. Hope you've got a better couple of days ahead of you.:|
    Women. I don't know how you guys do it.

    I do it just fine! :D

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh sweet.

    Hey, the Academy of Realistic Art is literally a few blocks from my apartment. Cakemikz, is this considered a good school?

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    earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Seriously. I would dump her for pulling that. That is a shit thing to do. Adults sit down and talk, you don't actively try to make someone feel terrible like that, especially under false pretenses.

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    Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Forbe! wrote: »
    Seriously. I would dump her for pulling that. That is a shit thing to do. Adults sit down and talk, you don't actively try to make someone feel terrible like that, especially under false pretenses.

    Man, I'd love to have a relationship with an adult. My problem is that I don't think I've met any yet, and there certainly aren't any on this island.

    I refuse to put up with childish game playing, but my resolve may be weakening as the months wear on.

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pastrami. That's it.

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    crawdaddio wrote: »
    Hey, it's betel

    Hey it's crawdaddio

    Also read this: http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html

    I am thinking fake but still, those radical Christians are fucked up.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like pastrami.
    bombardier wrote: »
    Also read this: http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html

    I am thinking fake but still, those radical Christians are fucked up.

    Apparently there is no sex in the champagne room and there will be no boisterous behavior in the exercise yard.

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    Cheese.
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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    crawdaddio wrote: »
    Hey, it's betel

    Hey it's crawdaddio

    Also read this: http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html

    I am thinking fake but still, those radical Christians are fucked up.

    I believe he was talking to me, Bombrassier. Let me handle this.

    Hey it's crawdaddio



    Also, D-Robe I have a couple duels I need you to take care of for me. Make sure you show up on time, and try not to die (at least in the first one).

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll do my best (at least in the first one).

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    Cheese.
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    BuckwolfeBuckwolfe Starts With Them, Ends With Us Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well the bad news is my date this past Tuesday had to get postponed due to work scheduling conflicts.

    The good news is that its only postponed until half an hour from now. I'm off!!
    Sooooo excited right now.

    Also, I'm totally doing that cigar avatar thing regardless of tonights outcome.

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    ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's that time of year again when I start scrambling a portfolio together to get ready to shake my fist at the sky and foolishly hope for scholarships, look disdainfully at the underwhelming art programs at my local state colleges, and generally tear my hair out that most of my friends will be graduating school before I even enter a program.

    Why am I doing this to myself :x

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    Oh sweet.

    Hey, the Academy of Realistic Art is literally a few blocks from my apartment. Cakemikz, is this considered a good school?

    This one? Looks good to me, though they train using sight-size which isn't really a versatile technique. But you can't argue with the results.

    But if you live around the block from it and don't go take some classes, you would be a fool. Good training of any sort is hard to find.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The curse of living in Georgia is that we have a fantastic, easy to get scholarship, but nothing good to use it on.

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm sure there are many more things about living in Georgia that are shitty, so don't get too down about the scholarship thing alright buddy? Chin up.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    I'm sure there are many more things about living in Georgia that are shitty, so don't get too down about the scholarship thing alright buddy? Chin up.

    Georgia isn't all that bad as long as you stay within 40 miles of a large metro area. I happen to live within 40 miles of two.

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    crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    zing!

    EDIT: Damn you, you ruined my timing!

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's okay crawdaddio, it was still a good zing even though it didn't seem to faze him. I'll get you yet, MKR.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zing!


    ?

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    *facepalm*

    That wasn't a zing. I'll let you know in advance next time if it was a zing or not, okay?

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    That's okay crawdaddio, it was still a good zing even though it didn't seem to faze him. I'll get you yet, MKR.

    I've been to south Georgia. Once you've driven 200 miles seeing billboards for porn, peaches, and peanuts every 5 miles, nothing fazes you.

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You didn't mention Christian fundamentalist billboards. Are you sure you've driven through the south?

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    You didn't mention Christian fundamentalist billboards. Are you sure you've driven through the south?

    there really aren't a lot of those. not billboards anyway- usually just church signs.

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    KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    .. 1 guy 1 cup video.


    :shock:

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