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Bloodstone Saga

RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Singularity Engine++
Check the Wiki because I don't
http://glossolalia-rpg.pbwiki.com/

RPG game. click here, love

It's storytime once again folks
This is the continuation of our boredom killing as well as yours
THE_BLOODSTONE_SAGA_by_RobCham.jpg
Cast
Orik as the Big Bad, Orik
Cardboard Tube as Tube the White
I win Swordfights as Orik's son Sword Fights
FAQ as evil red dragon FAQ the MAGIC DRAGON
Cnob as the Goblin King
Teefs as Swordfights love lady Teefs
Rane, Bearstranaut, Fari, Lawinator as Rane the Bard and his 3 Bear Band
DE?AD as DE'AD the DERF
Koshian as the Invisible Knight, Damascus as Damascus the Centipede
ChicoBlue as a Blue Baby Ogre
Seizure orbs as Orby the Bear Potato and Seizure the Bird thing
TDOT as Theodore the time wizard and Sara Lynn as his time ward
Shankusu as Kusu the Butcher and Shankill the Owl
Campion as Camp the Hero of our story
Robcham as Rob Rabbit
Mully as Mully the Philosopher Dragon
YAYA the child molester as well as peasant
and Fletcher as Fletcher the insane

Here's to us trying to make a Fantasy epic plausible using people we know

here are the first 2 pages
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The list! I quoted the big stories below.

    Marsh's SE++ Fortress
    SEFortress.png
    Set dongs to maximum.
    thorgot wrote: »
    turn the brightness up so you can see in caves without using a torch
    difficulty: DORITOS
    Cool Ranch

    All in favor?

    CoolRanchISDelicious.png
    Projeck wrote: »
    play it

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    itsweb wrote: »
    Buff McHardpants
    Bouncer
    thorgot wrote: »
    class: third period art

    or

    class: none


    BUFFMCHARDPANTS.png
    natek wrote: »
    crunch buttsteak is the best name

    >Majority wins, name change to "Crunch Buttsteak"

    >Generating Continent
    >Generating History
    >Generating Irrelevant Items
    >Generating Relevant Items
    >Loading Dongs
    >Game Starting...

    BridgeA1.gif

    >You awaken to the sound of water, it is pitch dark and you cannot see a thing. Sitting up you feel the crunch of rough sand underneath yourself. You try to recall where you are or why you might be here but cannot seem to remember...
    thorgot wrote: »
    (i)nventory

    (u)nequip

    (a) pants

    >You are now not wearing pants, however, because you are still wearing a tunic and are a stick figure it doesn't matter much.
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    > Get ye flask.

    >You cannot see Ye Flask.
    thorgot wrote: »
    > Learn to swim by trial and error.
    natek wrote: »
    >go for a swim

    BridgeA2.gif

    >You find this swimming thing surprisingly easy. It is still pitch dark though, you should find a light source.
    >drink water

    The water is very cold, but refreshing and clean.
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    > Light a blunt.

    You do not have a blunt on your person, you do notice a backpack on your back though. (Access backpack with command "")
    itsweb wrote: »
    > (i)nventory

    InventoryA1.png

    >You find:
    > (a) small wooden case with [5] Crossbow Dongs
    > (b) [2] Torches, and a lighter shaped like a dong to light them
    > (c) 5th grade art textbook, waterlogged
    > (d) [1] Sandwich; lettuce, tomatoe, ham, mayonaisse; slightly damp
    use > [d] sandwich

    BridgeA3.gif

    > You eat the sandwich, although a bit wet, it is delicious and you feel better.
    >light up torch

    > You light [1] torch, and find yourself in some sort of cavern. There is a bridge behind you, and squinting through the darkness you think you can see doorways above.
    natek wrote: »
    >call for your trusty steed

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    > Thinking hard, you recall something from your past and let out a loud whistle...
    > Suddenly, a monstrous and horrifying creature undulates through the left passageway. Despite its appearance, you don't fear it, and in fact feel that it is a friend of sorts.
    That Bemis cape is pretty much perfect.

    Also, I suppose I'll start up SE++ Fortress again, if folks would care to fill up the thread less quickly you can PM me, yell at me in the SE++ Ventrilo, or send me an IM at marshwmallows (AIM) instead of posting.

    >Loading from last save...
    >have steed dive into water

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    >You make ready to call the beast down to you, but you are both startled by a sudden loud noise from the right doorway. You are not sure what manner of creature makes such sounds, but you should probably find some way to get up so that you can calm it before your steed becomes more frightened.

    Inventory:
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    thorgot wrote:
    Examine the book

    >Ignoring the noise for the time being, you instead flip through your art textbook, it is fairly boring as you already know most of the principles it's meant teach so... Wait, what's this?

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    >A small slip of paper tucked between two of the pages! You add it to your inventory, this may come in handy later.

    Inventory:
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    FAQ wrote:
    SCALE THE WALL

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    >Using the sturdy rocks sticking out of the wall, you utilize your Buffliness to climb to the bridge.
    I like how you do your eyes, Vann, and your hands are not bad at all.
    thorgot wrote:
    slap steed until it calms down

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    > You slap the creature repeatedly, it seems to calm down.
    >find weed

    >When you slap the steed, something falls to the ground from behind its ear...

    Weed.png

    >What is this, some type of herb? You put it in your inventory just in case.
    ChicoBlue wrote:
    FEED HERB TO STEED
    Bedlam wrote: »
    >walk arcoss the bridge in the funkiest manner possible.

    BridgeA8MunchMunch.gif

    >Feeling bad for slapping the thing, you make amends by giving it the strange herb to eat, you then proceed to show it your bird walk across the bridge. It seems impressed.
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    >ready DONG ARROWS and move right to face the wailing creature

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    >You ready [1] Dong, although without a crossbow it will not do much damage. You enter the room to the right but find no source of the noise earlier. You see

    (a) A Dwarven skeleton, it appears he was trying to mine through the wall without success.
    (b) A chest with a keyhole.
    (c) An engraving above the chest, you will have to get closer to read it.
    (d) A wooden lever.
    thorgot wrote: »
    >help

    (i want to know what the green and red bars are)

    Reds Health



    Greens your blunt rating

    If it wasn't before, that's what it is now.
    >Take mining pick
    Vann Diras wrote:
    Steed > descend into a bad trip after freaking the fuck out at that skeleton

    ChestRoomA2.gif

    >You put away the Dong and pick up the Mining Pick. You turn around and notice your steed seems a bit under the weather, was that herb poison? You certainly hope not!

    Steed View
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    Campion wrote:
    Inspect wall art

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    > You inspect the engraving,
    > Engraved on the wall is a finely designed image of a boy holding a sword, the boy is screaming.
    > The text below reads, "I Win Swordfights"
    FAQ wrote:
    Kiss dwarf skeleton

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    Campion wrote:
    >Giving in to your passionate urges, you kiss the dwarf skeleton, tongues whirling in a fantastic display of light and whimsy.
    >From the crack in the wall explodes a figure resembling a derf, he proclaims 'Oh Yeah'.
    >Koolaid man has joined your party.

    Steed View
    ChestRoomA4NatekView.gif

    >The steed is suffering from munchies, needs food badly!
    FAQ wrote:
    Kiss dwarf skeleton

    ChestRoomA4.gif
    Campion wrote:
    >Giving in to your passionate urges, you kiss the dwarf skeleton, tongues whirling in a fantastic display of light and whimsy.
    >From the crack in the wall explodes a figure resembling a derf, he proclaims 'Oh Yeah'.
    >Koolaid man has joined your party.

    Steed View
    ChestRoomA4NatekView.gif

    >The steed is suffering from munchies, needs food badly!

    >get humped

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    Robcham's Bloodstone Saga
    Robcham wrote: »
    Check the Wiki because I don't
    http://glossolalia-rpg.pbwiki.com/

    RPG game. click here, love

    It's storytime once again folks
    This is the continuation of our boredom killing as well as yours
    THE_BLOODSTONE_SAGA_by_RobCham.jpg
    Cast
    Orik as the Big Bad, Orik
    Cardboard Tube as Tube the White
    I win Swordfights as Orik's son Sword Fights
    FAQ as evil red dragon FAQ the MAGIC DRAGON
    Goatmon as the Goblin King
    Teefs as Swordfights love lady Teefs
    Rane, Bearstranaut, Fari, Lawinator as Rane the Bard and his 3 Bear Band
    DE?AD as DE'AD the DERF
    Koshian as the Invisible Knight, Damascus as Damascus the Centipede
    ChicoBlue as a Blue Baby Ogre
    Seizure orbs as Orby the Bear Potato and Seizure the Bird thing
    TDOT as Theodore the time wizard and Sara Lynn as his time ward
    Shankusu as Kusu the Butcher and Shankill the Owl
    Campion as Camp the Hero of our story
    Robcham as Rob Rabbit
    Mully as Mully the Philosopher Dragon
    YAYA the child molester as well as peasant
    and Fletcher as Fletcher the insane

    Here's to us trying to make a Fantasy epic plausible using people we know

    here are the first 2 pages
    Page01.jpg
    Page02.jpg
    Robcham wrote: »
    Page 3
    Page3.jpg
    Robcham wrote: »
    Page04.jpg

    these take a while but whatever
    edit: fixed
    Robcham wrote: »
    page05.jpg

    and the set up is done
    now we can have weird adventures hi-jinks
    hooray

    Fletcher's Quest For The Amulet
    Fletcher wrote: »
    Fletcher wrote:
    AMULET1.gifAMULET2.gifAMULET3.gif

    PAGE 4 OF 5

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    ChicoBlue's Bemis the Bold
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
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    bemis2.jpg
    bemis3.jpg
    bemis4.jpg

    From the previous thread, mostly Robcham doodling ideas for the Bloodstone Saga
    Robcham
    Straightzi
    Robcham
    Robcham
    Fletcher
    Robcham
    Robcham
    Squall
    Robcham
    Squall
    Robcham
    Robcham
    Robcham
    DE?AD
    Robcham
    Robcham
    Marsh
    SirToasty
    natek
    From this thread
    Robcham: Bloodstone Saga Pages One and Two
    Speed racer
    Zot
    DE?AD
    Penguin Incarnate
    natek
    Vann Diras
    natek
    Squall
    DE?AD
    natek
    mully
    Robcham: Bloodstone Saga Page Three
    Fletcher: The Quest for the Amulet Title Screen
    DE?AD
    Fletcher: The Quest for the Amulet Page One
    Robcham: Bloodstone Saga Page Four
    DE?AD
    Fletcher: The Quest for the Amulet Page Two
    ChicoBlue: Bemis the Bold Page One
    Vann Diras: Nowhere in Sight Cover Page
    Robcham: Bloodstone Saga Page Five
    ChicoBlue: Bemis the Bold Page Two
    Quetzi
    Geebs
    Fletcher: The Quest for the Amulet Page Three
    FAQ
    Marsh
    Projeck
    natek
    natek
    Robcham
    Robcham
    Robcham
    natek
    natek
    Projeck
    DE?AD
    DE?AD (Lore)
    DE?AD (Lore)
    Ein
    DE?AD (Lore)
    Chico
    DE?AD (Lore)
    Chico
    Fletcher
    FAQ
    Chico
    DE?AD (Lore)
    DE?AD (Lore)
    DE?AD (Lore)
    Chico
    Projeck
    Horseshoe
    DE?AD (Lore)
    IHNINITNTIRWR (Lore)
    Shankill Butcher (Lore)
    Quetzi (Lore)
    Mechmantis (Lore)
    At this point I stopped recording lore posts because of the wiki and the other thread
    Bedlam
    Bedlam
    Bedlam
    Horseshoe
    Bedlam
    Bedlam
    Bedlam
    Robcham
    Fletcher: Quest for the Amulet Page Four
    Robcham
    Robcham

    thorgot on
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Amazing.

    It is not really relevant anymore but I finished part 2 of this:
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    and felt like posting it!
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    And now to slink back into a corner and enjoy reading the stuff by people with actual talent!

    Speed Racer on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Add, me, by Jove! I can make arts.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh man, I don't think I do justice to these arts.

    DE?AD on
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you can make arts
    go
    lemme just finish the rest of the set up
    which is about Campion moving his butt and going off to find the sword
    people then could just post stuff like his adventures and stuff

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rob I have already laughed harder at these two pages than at any page of Bear Hunter and Black Hole Sons.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    poopwizard.png

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll be drawing BRB

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    rob i'm seriously impressed with this! also i was searching the title panel and was disappointed that i wasn't there until i noticed the mustache

    :D good work!

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Orik's my daddy. :o

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    and Teefs is your lady
    this is either a good thing or a bad thing

    Robcham on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It might just be the worst thing.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    who is the mustache to the right of tube?

    thorgot on
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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Swordfights
    and
    I had people nominate people
    so that no one had to beg
    and that people would see who they want to see
    and added some people

    I'm not sure if I added him or someone nominated him but whatev
    MUSTACHES!

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I demand poop wizard be part of this story

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poop wizard is Campions father
    plot twist

    RubberAC on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nah, getting it on with a transexual would be way better than getting it on with an intersex.
    Robcham wrote: »
    Swordfights
    and
    I had people nominate people
    so that no one had to beg
    and that people would see who they want to see
    and added some people
    That's using your noodle.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    woo

    i've always wanted to be in a band

    Faricazy on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You added me.

    I actively told people not to nominate me.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YES

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I respectfully withdraw my request.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    TDOT is the best.

    Like a lost Doc Brown.

    Graves on
    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i just realized that this was supposed to be natek:
    358rih2.jpg

    i am so slow

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh man I thought we were going to do this in a few weeks

    crap, crap

    anyway this is already super awesome

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    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    how come nobody is riding me yet?!

    :(

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    natek wrote: »
    how come nobody is riding me yet?!

    :(

    I will...
    :winky:

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    son of a bitch I'm not on the cast list again

    I thought we were friends rob

    see if I ever try to cheer you up with delightfully violent doodles again

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dang vann I'm sorry

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009

    It's purdy, Jethro!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's from a story about an eight year old girl that joins the US Special Forces during the Vietnam War.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So no one's diggin' the prose, eh?

    I'm gonna have to draw aren't I?

    Goddamnit.

    DE?AD on
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm diggin it

    I rek'n

    Robcham on
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Why'd you have to set the bar so high, Rob?

    Why'd you go an' do a thing like like that?

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    qx7955.jpg

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Awww man I was gonna suggest natek could be my unicorn but whatev'

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Shank and Kusu are unjailed! Fucking called it!

    Butler on
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    A new born baby's skin is still porous, you can just leave them sitting in a bucket of blood and they'll soak up what they need.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    what the fuck is this gay shit

    ain't seen no goddamn rankenphiles drawn on nothin or nobody

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You should have Wiggin's avatar as a mystical entity called the Tri'spurge.

    Butler on
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    A new born baby's skin is still porous, you can just leave them sitting in a bucket of blood and they'll soak up what they need.
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