Bloodstone Saga

Robcham

Check the Wiki because I don't
http://glossolalia-rpg.pbwiki.com/

RPG game. click here, love

It's storytime once again folks
This is the continuation of our boredom killing as well as yours

Cast

Orik as the Big Bad, Orik
Cardboard Tube as Tube the White
I win Swordfights as Orik's son Sword Fights
FAQ as evil red dragon FAQ the MAGIC DRAGON
Cnob as the Goblin King
Teefs as Swordfights love lady Teefs
Rane, Bearstranaut, Fari, Lawinator as Rane the Bard and his 3 Bear Band
DE?AD as DE'AD the DERF
Koshian as the Invisible Knight, Damascus as Damascus the Centipede
ChicoBlue as a Blue Baby Ogre
Seizure orbs as Orby the Bear Potato and Seizure the Bird thing
TDOT as Theodore the time wizard and Sara Lynn as his time ward
Shankusu as Kusu the Butcher and Shankill the Owl
Campion as Camp the Hero of our story
Robcham as Rob Rabbit
Mully as Mully the Philosopher Dragon
YAYA the child molester as well as peasant
and Fletcher as Fletcher the insane

Here's to us trying to make a Fantasy epic plausible using people we know

here are the first 2 pages

thorgot

The list! I quoted the big stories below.

Marsh's SE++ Fortress

Marshmallow wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

Meta T. Dust wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd76/sugarandteeth/SEFortress.png

>OPTIONS

Marshmallow wrote: »

Der Waffle Mous wrote: »

Set dongs to maximum.

thorgot wrote: »

turn the brightness up so you can see in caves without using a torch

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

difficulty: DORITOS

Meta T. Dust wrote: »

Cool Ranch

All in favor?

Marshmallow wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

play it

Marshmallow wrote: »

itsweb wrote: »

Buff McHardpants
Bouncer

thorgot wrote: »

class: third period art

or

class: none

Marshmallow wrote: »

natek wrote: »

crunch buttsteak is the best name

>Majority wins, name change to "Crunch Buttsteak"

>Generating Continent
>Generating History
>Generating Irrelevant Items
>Generating Relevant Items
>Loading Dongs
>Game Starting...



>You awaken to the sound of water, it is pitch dark and you cannot see a thing. Sitting up you feel the crunch of rough sand underneath yourself. You try to recall where you are or why you might be here but cannot seem to remember...

thorgot wrote: »

(i)nventory

(u)nequip

(a) pants

>You are now not wearing pants, however, because you are still wearing a tunic and are a stick figure it doesn't matter much.

Marshmallow wrote: »

msuitepyon wrote: »

> Get ye flask.

>You cannot see Ye Flask.

Marshmallow wrote: »

thorgot wrote: »

> Learn to swim by trial and error.

natek wrote: »

>go for a swim

>You find this swimming thing surprisingly easy. It is still pitch dark though, you should find a light source.

Marshmallow wrote: »

Der Waffle Mous wrote: »

>drink water

The water is very cold, but refreshing and clean.

msuitepyon wrote: »

> Light a blunt.

You do not have a blunt on your person, you do notice a backpack on your back though. (Access backpack with command "")

Marshmallow wrote: »

itsweb wrote: »

> (i)nventory

>You find:
> (a) small wooden case with [5] Crossbow Dongs
> (b) [2] Torches, and a lighter shaped like a dong to light them
> (c) 5th grade art textbook, waterlogged
> (d) [1] Sandwich; lettuce, tomatoe, ham, mayonaisse; slightly damp

Marshmallow wrote: »

Der Waffle Mous wrote: »

use > [d] sandwich

> You eat the sandwich, although a bit wet, it is delicious and you feel better.

Meta T. Dust wrote: »

>light up torch

> You light [1] torch, and find yourself in some sort of cavern. There is a bridge behind you, and squinting through the darkness you think you can see doorways above.

Marshmallow wrote: »

natek wrote: »

>call for your trusty steed

> Thinking hard, you recall something from your past and let out a loud whistle...
> Suddenly, a monstrous and horrifying creature undulates through the left passageway. Despite its appearance, you don't fear it, and in fact feel that it is a friend of sorts.

Marshmallow wrote: »

That Bemis cape is pretty much perfect.

Also, I suppose I'll start up SE++ Fortress again, if folks would care to fill up the thread less quickly you can PM me, yell at me in the SE++ Ventrilo, or send me an IM at marshwmallows (AIM) instead of posting.

>Loading from last save...

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

>have steed dive into water

>You make ready to call the beast down to you, but you are both startled by a sudden loud noise from the right doorway. You are not sure what manner of creature makes such sounds, but you should probably find some way to get up so that you can calm it before your steed becomes more frightened.

Inventory:

Marshmallow wrote: »

Thorgot wrote:

Examine the book

>Ignoring the noise for the time being, you instead flip through your art textbook, it is fairly boring as you already know most of the principles it's meant teach so... Wait, what's this?



>A small slip of paper tucked between two of the pages! You add it to your inventory, this may come in handy later.

Inventory:

Marshmallow wrote: »

FAQ wrote:

SCALE THE WALL

>Using the sturdy rocks sticking out of the wall, you utilize your Buffliness to climb to the bridge.

Marshmallow wrote: »

I like how you do your eyes, Vann, and your hands are not bad at all.

Thorgot wrote:

slap steed until it calms down

> You slap the creature repeatedly, it seems to calm down.

The Far Side wrote:

>find weed

>When you slap the steed, something falls to the ground from behind its ear...



>What is this, some type of herb? You put it in your inventory just in case.

Marshmallow wrote: »

ChicoBlue wrote:

FEED HERB TO STEED

Bedlam wrote: »

>walk arcoss the bridge in the funkiest manner possible.

>Feeling bad for slapping the thing, you make amends by giving it the strange herb to eat, you then proceed to show it your bird walk across the bridge. It seems impressed.

Marshmallow wrote: »

Vann Diras wrote: »

>ready DONG ARROWS and move right to face the wailing creature

>You ready [1] Dong, although without a crossbow it will not do much damage. You enter the room to the right but find no source of the noise earlier. You see

(a) A Dwarven skeleton, it appears he was trying to mine through the wall without success.
(b) A chest with a keyhole.
(c) An engraving above the chest, you will have to get closer to read it.
(d) A wooden lever.

Meta T. Dust wrote: »

thorgot wrote: »

>help

(i want to know what the green and red bars are)

Reds Health



Greens your blunt rating

If it wasn't before, that's what it is now.

Marshmallow wrote: »

Der Waffle Mous wrote: »

>Take mining pick

Vann Diras wrote:

Steed > descend into a bad trip after freaking the fuck out at that skeleton

>You put away the Dong and pick up the Mining Pick. You turn around and notice your steed seems a bit under the weather, was that herb poison? You certainly hope not!

Steed View

Marshmallow wrote: »

Campion wrote:

Inspect wall art

> You inspect the engraving,
> Engraved on the wall is a finely designed image of a boy holding a sword, the boy is screaming.
> The text below reads, "I Win Swordfights"

FAQ wrote:

Kiss dwarf skeleton

Campion wrote:

>Giving in to your passionate urges, you kiss the dwarf skeleton, tongues whirling in a fantastic display of light and whimsy.
>From the crack in the wall explodes a figure resembling a derf, he proclaims 'Oh Yeah'.
>Koolaid man has joined your party.

Steed View

>The steed is suffering from munchies, needs food badly!

Rankenphile wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

FAQ wrote:

Kiss dwarf skeleton

Campion wrote:

>Giving in to your passionate urges, you kiss the dwarf skeleton, tongues whirling in a fantastic display of light and whimsy.
>From the crack in the wall explodes a figure resembling a derf, he proclaims 'Oh Yeah'.
>Koolaid man has joined your party.

Steed View

>The steed is suffering from munchies, needs food badly!

>get humped

Robcham's Bloodstone Saga

Robcham wrote: »

Check the Wiki because I don't
http://glossolalia-rpg.pbwiki.com/

RPG game. click here, love

It's storytime once again folks
This is the continuation of our boredom killing as well as yours

Cast

Orik as the Big Bad, Orik
Cardboard Tube as Tube the White
I win Swordfights as Orik's son Sword Fights
FAQ as evil red dragon FAQ the MAGIC DRAGON
Goatmon as the Goblin King
Teefs as Swordfights love lady Teefs
Rane, Bearstranaut, Fari, Lawinator as Rane the Bard and his 3 Bear Band
DE?AD as DE'AD the DERF
Koshian as the Invisible Knight, Damascus as Damascus the Centipede
ChicoBlue as a Blue Baby Ogre
Seizure orbs as Orby the Bear Potato and Seizure the Bird thing
TDOT as Theodore the time wizard and Sara Lynn as his time ward
Shankusu as Kusu the Butcher and Shankill the Owl
Campion as Camp the Hero of our story
Robcham as Rob Rabbit
Mully as Mully the Philosopher Dragon
YAYA the child molester as well as peasant
and Fletcher as Fletcher the insane

Here's to us trying to make a Fantasy epic plausible using people we know

here are the first 2 pages

Robcham wrote: »

Page 3

Robcham wrote: »

these take a while but whatever
edit: fixed

Robcham wrote: »

and the set up is done
now we can have weird adventures hi-jinks
hooray

Fletcher's Quest For The Amulet

Fletcher wrote: »

Fletcher wrote:

PAGE 4 OF 5

ChicoBlue's Bemis the Bold

ChicoBlue wrote: »

ChicoBlue wrote: »

From the previous thread, mostly Robcham doodling ideas for the Bloodstone Saga
Robcham
Straightzi
Robcham
Robcham
Fletcher
Robcham
Robcham
Squall
Robcham
Squall
Robcham
Robcham
Robcham
DE?AD
Robcham
Robcham
Marsh
SirToasty
natek
From this thread
Robcham: Bloodstone Saga Pages One and Two
Speed racer
Zot
DE?AD
Penguin Incarnate
natek
Vann Diras
natek
Squall
DE?AD
natek
mully
Robcham: Bloodstone Saga Page Three
Fletcher: The Quest for the Amulet Title Screen
DE?AD
Fletcher: The Quest for the Amulet Page One
Robcham: Bloodstone Saga Page Four
DE?AD
Fletcher: The Quest for the Amulet Page Two
ChicoBlue: Bemis the Bold Page One
Vann Diras: Nowhere in Sight Cover Page
Robcham: Bloodstone Saga Page Five
ChicoBlue: Bemis the Bold Page Two
Quetzi
Geebs
Fletcher: The Quest for the Amulet Page Three
FAQ
Marsh
Projeck
natek
natek
Robcham
Robcham
Robcham
natek
natek
Projeck
DE?AD
DE?AD (Lore)
DE?AD (Lore)
Ein
DE?AD (Lore)
Chico
DE?AD (Lore)
Chico
Fletcher
FAQ
Chico
DE?AD (Lore)
DE?AD (Lore)
DE?AD (Lore)
Chico
Projeck
Horseshoe
DE?AD (Lore)
IHNINITNTIRWR (Lore)
Shankill Butcher (Lore)
Quetzi (Lore)
Mechmantis (Lore)
At this point I stopped recording lore posts because of the wiki and the other thread
Bedlam
Bedlam
Bedlam
Horseshoe
Bedlam
Bedlam
Bedlam
Robcham
Fletcher: Quest for the Amulet Page Four
Robcham
Robcham

Speed Racer

Amazing.

It is not really relevant anymore but I finished part 2 of this:

and felt like posting it!

And now to slink back into a corner and enjoy reading the stuff by people with actual talent!

Penguin Incarnate

Add, me, by Jove! I can make arts.

DE?AD

Oh man, I don't think I do justice to these arts.

Robcham

you can make arts
go
lemme just finish the rest of the set up
which is about Campion moving his butt and going off to find the sword
people then could just post stuff like his adventures and stuff

I Win Swordfights

Rob I have already laughed harder at these two pages than at any page of Bear Hunter and Black Hole Sons.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

Penguin Incarnate

I'll be drawing BRB

Orikaeshigitae

rob i'm seriously impressed with this! also i was searching the title panel and was disappointed that i wasn't there until i noticed the mustache

good work!

I Win Swordfights

Orik's my daddy.

Robcham

and Teefs is your lady
this is either a good thing or a bad thing

I Win Swordfights

It might just be the worst thing.

thorgot

who is the mustache to the right of tube?

Robcham

Swordfights
and
I had people nominate people
so that no one had to beg
and that people would see who they want to see
and added some people

I'm not sure if I added him or someone nominated him but whatev
MUSTACHES!

Cold Salmon and Hatred

I demand poop wizard be part of this story

RubberAC

Poop wizard is Campions father
plot twist

Penguin Incarnate

Nah, getting it on with a transexual would be way better than getting it on with an intersex.

Robcham wrote: »

Swordfights
and
I had people nominate people
so that no one had to beg
and that people would see who they want to see
and added some people

That's using your noodle.

Faricazy

woo

i've always wanted to be in a band

I Win Swordfights

You added me.

I actively told people not to nominate me.

TheySlashThem

YES

Penguin Incarnate

I respectfully withdraw my request.

Graves

TDOT is the best.

Like a lost Doc Brown.

thorgot

i just realized that this was supposed to be natek:

i am so slow

Charles Kinbote

oh man I thought we were going to do this in a few weeks

crap, crap

anyway this is already super awesome

DE?AD

natek

how come nobody is riding me yet?!

Antimatter

natek wrote: »

how come nobody is riding me yet?!

I will...
:winky:

Vann Diras

son of a bitch I'm not on the cast list again

I thought we were friends rob

see if I ever try to cheer you up with delightfully violent doodles again

Penguin Incarnate

(I drawed a picture!)

Robcham

dang vann I'm sorry

Antimatter

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

(I drawed a picture!)

It's purdy, Jethro!

Penguin Incarnate

It's from a story about an eight year old girl that joins the US Special Forces during the Vietnam War.

DE?AD

So no one's diggin' the prose, eh?

I'm gonna have to draw aren't I?

Goddamnit.

Robcham

I'm diggin it

I rek'n

DE?AD

Why'd you have to set the bar so high, Rob?

Why'd you go an' do a thing like like that?

natek

I Win Swordfights

Awww man I was gonna suggest natek could be my unicorn but whatev'

Butler

Shank and Kusu are unjailed! Fucking called it!

Rankenphile

what the fuck is this gay shit

ain't seen no goddamn rankenphiles drawn on nothin or nobody

Butler

You should have Wiggin's avatar as a mystical entity called the Tri'spurge.