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[Mini-Phalla] 24: Day 9 HOUR FOUR - DESOLATION DELIVERED- GAME OVER - SCAVANGERS WIN

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    While it's a relief that a whole terrorist cell was taken out from the start, speaking from past Days (24 hours, even) of terrorism, that just means that they were either the decoy group or the teaser to whet everyone's appetite for blood, torture and screaming.

    Were the office still around, now'd also probably be the point at which CTU blew up or got gassed.

    Forar on
    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
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    Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Forar wrote: »
    While it's a relief that a whole terrorist cell was taken out from the start, speaking from past Days (24 hours, even) of terrorism, that just means that they were either the decoy group or the teaser to whet everyone's appetite for blood, torture and screaming.

    Were the office still around, now'd also probably be the point at which CTU blew up or got gassed.

    They don't have the office anymore?

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rofl_bot wrote: »
    Forar wrote: »
    While it's a relief that a whole terrorist cell was taken out from the start, speaking from past Days (24 hours, even) of terrorism, that just means that they were either the decoy group or the teaser to whet everyone's appetite for blood, torture and screaming.

    Were the office still around, now'd also probably be the point at which CTU blew up or got gassed.

    They don't have the office anymore?

    Spoilerish :mrgreen:

    I think? Maybe I read it wrong.

    Egos on
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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rofl_bot wrote: »
    Forar wrote: »
    While it's a relief that a whole terrorist cell was taken out from the start, speaking from past Days (24 hours, even) of terrorism, that just means that they were either the decoy group or the teaser to whet everyone's appetite for blood, torture and screaming.

    Were the office still around, now'd also probably be the point at which CTU blew up or got gassed.

    They don't have the office anymore?

    They do.
    the-office-michael-scott.jpg

    "They broke through our outer line of defence and are attacking us with undetectable microbes!"
    "That's what she said!"

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Guys I'm getting phalla'd out, plus I'm bored on account of being a normal villager, you can vote for me if you want! Here, i'll start the bandwagon Element Brian

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    LarkaLarka Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Office At War

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Guys I'm getting phalla'd out, plus I'm bored on account of being a normal villager, you can vote for me if you want! Here, i'll start the bandwagon Element Brian

    Just drop out and let one of the reserves have your spot.

    Egos on
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    Guys I'm getting phalla'd out, plus I'm bored on account of being a normal villager, you can vote for me if you want! Here, i'll start the bandwagon Element Brian

    Just drop out and let one of the reserves have your spot.

    Oh I guess thats better, I choose to drop out Abotkin I Choose you!

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    Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Rofl_bot wrote: »
    Forar wrote: »
    While it's a relief that a whole terrorist cell was taken out from the start, speaking from past Days (24 hours, even) of terrorism, that just means that they were either the decoy group or the teaser to whet everyone's appetite for blood, torture and screaming.

    Were the office still around, now'd also probably be the point at which CTU blew up or got gassed.

    They don't have the office anymore?

    They do.
    the-office-michael-scott.jpg

    "They broke through our outer line of defence and are attacking us with undetectable microbes!"
    "That's what she said!"

    You are like my new favorite person.

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ooooOOOOOoooOOOooo

    HOLY FUCKING CRAP YOU LUCKY SONS OF BITCHES

    oooooOOOOOooOOOOooo

    Micro on
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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That was... improbable. Over all not a good thing since we lost some critical specials, but I have trouble calling two dead baddies on day one a bad thing.

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, two dead terrorists is pretty good for one day.

    So, anyone got an idea on what's next?

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    The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I just want to note, You bastards ruined all my cool mechanics I came up with on day one.

    Like seriously all the new stuff is pretty much out the window.

    *sob*

    EDIT:

    Also Malkor may or may have not been neutral

    all jailed (voted) players will not have their roles announced.

    Going by this, I think Malkor may well have been our big bad, presumably with the power to make diseases spread, or introduce new diseases from a list. Good job, guys!

    *cough*

    The Lord of Hats on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    god damn I didn't think that was gonna happen that fast

    oOoOoOooooo

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ooOOoo
    So can I speak to my lawyer and get out or what?
    OOooOO

    Malkor on
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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Speak?

    How would you talk with all that water up your nose?

    Forar on
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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, that was pretty awesome. Plus I assume that kuhlmeye is more or less rock-solid good now too.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ooOOOoo
    I mean, if Jack's not around who's gonna ask me questions loudly?
    OOoooOO

    Am I dead or what?

    Malkor on
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oy, you didn't answer me last time.

    Do we know what killed the president, president elect, etc?

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goose! wrote: »
    Oy, you didn't answer me last time.

    Do we know what killed the president, president elect, etc?
    "Good, maybe now we can focus on The arms of Shiva, what intel do we have on the group?"

    "We know they are led by a man named Mariz Ramamarthumry." Chloe explained. "Born in India in 1955, he went to Harvard in 1967 for biochemistry and microbiology. Soon after he moved back to India and developed one of the first viable biochemical weapons for the Indian government. In 1979 He moved to Iran to join an Anti-American terrorist group, The Alawa Hassid Farawi. Seven years ago he started the Arms of Shiva, a group based in the belief that western civilization had corrupted the Earth, and that The destroyer god Shiva wanted him to personally bring the Kali Yuga, or their idea of Armageddon, to America."

    "So he's using his background in germ warfare to pull off these attacks?"

    "basically, and right now we have no leads. My team is monitoring all chatter, and let you know if we find anything."

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Now, if Rainfall could speak up and let us know how we have benefited from her continued survival, and if Jack could let us know if he's got any leads, that would be great.

    Otherwise, we're shooting in the dark, here.

    Darian on
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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Malkor - Yes, you are dead. And you cant ever come back.


    Goose! - Does it really matter? If so, Ebola Virus mixed with the Plague and AIDS. Also they there is some SARS, Leprosy, Tuberculosis, Avian Bird Flu, Anthrax, West Nile Virus, Flesh-Eating Bacteria, and for good measure Mono.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well hello everyone, nice to be joining you all. Anyone feel like doing a recap for me? I'll read through the thread entirely when I have some time, but not sure if that'll happen before vote close today or not.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    One evil mini-faction is dead, Malkor the possibly-neutral is jailed aka dead, kuhlmeye aka Jack Bauer is shot but lives, we are happy. However Kim is dead.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, nice to see my cover was blown after only one hour.

    I'm...
    JackBauer.jpg

    The biggest badass you know. And its about time we get down to business.

    Here's the deal. I'm going to need cover, obviously. Lets make it through the night and have a solid start tomorrow.

    PM me good guys.

    kuhlmeye on
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Now, if Rainfall could speak up and let us know how we have benefited from her continued survival, and if Jack could let us know if he's got any leads, that would be great.
    .

    I'm curious about this also, unless she proved herself to ahava last night...she said she would have proof in tonight's narration *shrugs* Maybe she is Neil Cavuto?
    HOUR TWO - DESOLATION DENIED


    The following takes place between 6:00pm and 7:00pm

    Jack raced to intercept a target as His phone rang. Chloe called to relay him a breaking news report on Fox News. Niel Cavuto came on the scree.

    "In tonight's news, the studios are being assaulted by federal forces, angry commoners, and terrorists! The devotees of our new leader, President Terrorist, have decided to silence the only free-speaking television station left in America!

    Americans! Listen to America! Stay strong! Stay free! Stay American.

    OH GOD THEY'RE BREAKING IN!"

    Then no one broke in.

    Egos on
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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    any chance of having the OP updated with the people who died and such?

    FrostMist on
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    Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Well, nice to see my cover was blown after only one hour.

    I'm...
    JackBauer.jpg

    The biggest badass you know. And its about time we get down to business.

    Here's the deal. I'm going to need cover, obviously. Lets make it through the night and have a solid start tomorrow.

    PM me good guys.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

    read about this dude.
    nicknamed "Fighting Jack Churchill", was an English soldier who fought throughout World War II armed with a bow, arrows and a claymore.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So. . . I'm finally back, and thus should be able to post more and such, yet what do I find? The interwebs are down! Or at least, the wireless ones. So now I'm at a computer lab halfway across campus, and I'm not going to stay here all day. So if the wireless fairies don't fix themselves, I won't be here for long, and no where near close. Thus, Rofl_bot as a placeholder for posting above me.

    To make sure I've caught up correctly, we have no confirmed baddie (or really good leads). One small terrorist cell is completely wiped out. kuhlmeye is confirmed good as Jack. We don't know (publicly at least) why Rainfall is good or whatever was claimed. Lost one special, Kim Bauer, whose ability we don't know. Is all that right?

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rofl_bot wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

    read about this dude.
    nicknamed "Fighting Jack Churchill", was an English soldier who fought throughout World War II armed with a bow, arrows and a claymore.

    he seems awesome enough - killing people with bow & arrow and claymore! That's the way to do it

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Assuming what's written on the Wiki page is true, that guy must've had the biggest pair of balls ever recorded in human history.

    There should be a movie about his life.
    Wiki wrote:
    Eccentric until the end, Churchill would toss his briefcase out of the window of the commuter train he rode home every day. Passengers and conductors were shocked because they did not know he was throwing the luggage into his own backyard as the train passed by. It saved him the trouble of carrying it all the way home from the station.

    That's fucking awesome.

    Forar on
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    Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Forar wrote: »
    Assuming what's written on the Wiki page is true, that guy must've had the biggest pair of balls ever recorded in human history.

    There should be a movie about his life.
    Wiki wrote:
    Eccentric until the end, Churchill would toss his briefcase out of the window of the commuter train he rode home every day. Passengers and conductors were shocked because they did not know he was throwing the luggage into his own backyard as the train passed by. It saved him the trouble of carrying it all the way home from the station.

    That's fucking awesome.

    He's mentioned in a few books. I think one of the fellows he escaped from Nazi prison with wrote a biography.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    busy, busy, busy.

    as there doesn't seem to be any secure leads as yet, i'll vote !Rofl_bot for being the post above me.

    (sorry, don't know if i'll be back on tonight).

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    Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    busy, busy, busy.

    as there doesn't seem to be any secure leads as yet, i'll vote !Rofl_bot for being the post above me.

    (sorry, don't know if i'll be back on tonight).

    Gods I'm unlucky.

    !BobCesca for posting above me.

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    The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Placeholding !Rofl_bot, for posting above me.

    *cough*

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't trust this bandwagon
    Kime

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I didn't know it was a bandwagon :|.

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ohtsam wrote: »
    I don't trust this bandwagon

    Or maybe you trust it too much !Ohtsam.

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Exarch wrote: »
    Ohtsam wrote: »
    I don't trust this bandwagon

    Or maybe you trust it too much !Ohtsam.

    o_O
    If I did I'd be voting out Rofl_bot

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    Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kime is a lot like lime, witch can be dried and used as a spice, witch is in Khoresh Ghaimeh, witch is an Iranian dish, Thus it's from Iran, witch is in the middle east, witch is where all terrorism is, thus terrorists eat it while talking about how they hate freedom so much.

    coincidence? I. Think. Not! retract BobCesca for !Kime

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