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[Mini-Phalla] 24: Day 9 HOUR FOUR - DESOLATION DELIVERED- GAME OVER - SCAVANGERS WIN

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And you had so much time, abotkin. For shame..

    edit: Someone please kill Chloe :twisted:

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hmmm will to make one of the new ones have fun...I will nominate !Devils adocate because I can

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In the event that no one wants to step up, Ill volunteer, but I'm only a villager so if a better special will doo...

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    And you had so much time, abotkin. For shame..

    Yeah I know, like I said, I need to watch the actual forum for when these pop up. I tend to just leave the tabs open in Firefox for the threads I'm involved in. D:

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If I am made President, I can guarantee an open and honest regime in this critical and pivotal time in our country's history

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I so can't spell.

    vertroue on
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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dont worry abotkin, im almost certain someone will be inactive on this big day, and I'll probably give you their spot, i want this game to be as active as possible

    I have too many plans:twisted:

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I tis only playing, monsieur abotkin.

    And I'll go with Element Brian , since I kinda insulted him in the Sweeny Todd Phalla and feel a tad bad about that and need to makes amends.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vertroue wrote: »
    I so can't spell.

    And yet you're always complaining when people misspell your name with their vote. Hypocritical much?

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Just a little

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What, I dont remember that, but ok, I was evil back then, but I'm totally not now.

    Element Brian I like spelling my own name out.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Alright, it is time to vote for a fearless leader ready for everything coming his way! America must be freed from the tourist menace! And I, Dac Vin is the man best suited for the job.

    Die tourist die!

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    As a brilliant mind with a love for this wonderful country of ours, and a knack for finding Bad Guys...

    I suggest that !Rainfall should be president.

    You guys know you love me.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yes vertroue, just because the particular typeface PA uses makes it so your r could look like a n when juxtaposed against a t. Is no reason to get pissy :P

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I also vote !Element Brian because until now I've misread his name as brain and I want an intelligent leader

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What, I dont remember that, but ok, I was evil back then, but I'm totally not now.


    I said something along the lines about that a normal villager wouldn't seem so desperate to live :D after the game was over.

    But then DA corrected me and said it everyones duty just to survive. So it was my own kinda ambivalence to being a villager, that made your survival seem suspicious :mrgreen:

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah, that game was a bit different. All the named characters had survive as part of their win condition; usually that's just for neutrals.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Element Brian is unfit to lead. Element Brian hasn't explained his ties to domestic terrorists.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ...I guess...I don't get...well never mind but I am sorry..

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hardly ever vote for myself in these types of things.

    And I will say that while I don't have the particular desire to be the President of this fine country, When things get tough, I do know what to do, and I can be trusted to take the best interests of everybody in mind.

    Please, my fellow citizens, This is not the time for indecision.

    I might not be your first choice, but I pledge my support to whomever you do decide to vote for. I am merely trying to do the best that I can for our country.

    That being said, I cast my ballot for myself, !Ahava.

    We have to give Agent Bauer the time that he needs.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm going to go with Rainfall

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The question before those who wish to be candidates or in a position of power is this; if Jack Bauer calls you and requests to torture or kill someone for information, will you agree to it?

    That clock is ticking.

    Forar on
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    Devils AdvocateDevils Advocate Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Torture? Hahaah the sound of bones breaking, muscles wrencing....Yes I can agree to torture.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Forar wrote: »
    The question before those who wish to be candidates or in a position of power is this; if Jack Bauer calls you and requests to torture or kill someone for information, will you agree to it?

    That clock is ticking.

    While I personally do not hold with the use of torture or murder, these are extreme circumstances.

    The government has been destroyed, there is a sickness out there spreading amongst everybody. And if Agent Bauer can stop this, if he can make it even slightly better by slicing off a few fingers, or punching out a few teeth.

    Then yes, I will give Agent Bauer the full permission to do what he deems necessary.

    I know where Jack Bauer has been. I know what his techniques have wrought. He might be a bit extreme, slightly sociopathic, but this nation would have been destroyed over seven years ago without Jack Bauer.

    So yes. I will agree with it.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Forar wrote: »
    The question before those who wish to be candidates or in a position of power is this; if Jack Bauer calls you and requests to torture or kill someone for information, will you agree to it?

    That clock is ticking.


    Call? With me at the bar, Jack Bauer has no need to ask: he knows what's best for america, I know what's best for America, and if this path must be painted with the blood and severed members of the people,either tourists or innocents or even me, then so be it.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I just want to point out that this game should be a lot of fun

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ppsstt

    Mr. D.

    Why're you posting in colors?

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    Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hardly know any of you people. Therefore, my only logical choice is to vote for Buzz Buzz.

    You can trust me. I've been elected to positions many times before. And it's (almost) always turned out well. Yup.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    because I can?

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You know how that freaks people out, D.

    It makes them all go a little crazy.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I know, and hopefully they will cut me some slack

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    PurpledonkeyPurpledonkey Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I vote Dac Vin! His anti-tourist policy is just what this country needs in these dark times

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    because hes fucking Mr. D

    Egos on
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poor mr. D.

    To suffer so.

    I'll do my best to protect you from the jumping people on your head, if you vote for me.

    You, Mr. Waffle, hush. I'm playing politics here.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I vote Dac Vin! His anti-tourist policy is just what this country needs in these dark times

    Even if they are Brazillian supermodels? I can't agree with that policy.

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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oooohhhhh Mr. D is all jacked up!!!

    I like the stance that !ahava has taken, she seems like the right senator for our country.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    I vote Dac Vin! His anti-tourist policy is just what this country needs in these dark times

    Even if they are Brazillian supermodels? I can't agree with that policy.


    Then you do not know about the new era of suicide bombers, brazilian supermodels tourists - the bomb is in their big assets, no one would think of checking there but I do!

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We need to stand strong in the face of terror. Do not let fear guide your vote, we must stick to the two party system that has made this nation great.

    Vote !Rainfall or the terrorists win.

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !lonelyahava - surely she can't be evil two phallas in a row, right?

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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    FrostMist wrote: »
    !lonelyahava - surely she can't be evil two phallas in a row, right?

    That's what I'm talkin about!

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