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after i broke my hip i was at a party and i told a girl about my injury so she was like, "Can you still have sex comfortably?" and i answered with "Want to find out?" she said yes. whore
after i broke my hip i was at a party and i told a girl about my injury so she was like, "Can you still have sex comfortably?" and i answered with "Want to find out?" she said yes. whore
That one sounds like a keeper.
it was not the last time i was asked that question either.
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after i broke my hip i was at a party and i told a girl about my injury so she was like, "Can you still have sex comfortably?" and i answered with "Want to find out?" she said yes. whore
That one sounds like a keeper.
it was not the last time i was asked that question either.
Was it the last time you had sex with the person who asked?
after i broke my hip i was at a party and i told a girl about my injury so she was like, "Can you still have sex comfortably?" and i answered with "Want to find out?" she said yes. whore
That one sounds like a keeper.
it was not the last time i was asked that question either.
Was it the last time you had sex with the person who asked?
after i broke my hip i was at a party and i told a girl about my injury so she was like, "Can you still have sex comfortably?" and i answered with "Want to find out?" she said yes. whore
That one sounds like a keeper.
it was not the last time i was asked that question either.
Was it the last time you had sex with the person who asked?
yes. the last time i ever saw her no less
Well, everything worked out.
Congratulations!
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
after i broke my hip i was at a party and i told a girl about my injury so she was like, "Can you still have sex comfortably?" and i answered with "Want to find out?" she said yes. whore
That one sounds like a keeper.
it was not the last time i was asked that question either.
Was it the last time you had sex with the person who asked?
I don't know how many times I've been on my way to a party by myself and end up knowing nobody there and having amazing times with total strangers, some of which end up being pretty great friends.
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diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
I have no clue where things are, and going places by yourself only serves to further remind one of their own insufferable loneliness.
I have that problem in my home town - and so does the only friend I have who still lives there, as we tried to go out somewhere tonight and realised that we don't know the slightest thing about where to go.
You should take some evening classes or join an organisation or something.
I don't know how many times I've been on my way to a party by myself and end up knowing nobody there and having amazing times with total strangers, some of which end up being pretty great friends.
Unless you're a completely contemptible individual, this generally works.
You're not a completely contemptible individual, are you?
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I'm pretty lonely, guys.
Do your friends have videos?
I don't think we ever got to do it, but at some point my dick was out of my pants and I had a faceful of titties for a while.
Have you tried online dating? It worked for me, once.
Edit: Nice, Graves.
it was not the last time i was asked that question either.
Kinda. I do not have a camera or stored photos of myself, though, so that's a set back right there.
Even ugly with photos is better than unknown with no photos.
yes. the last time i ever saw her no less
Well, everything worked out.
Congratulations!
Hm...
Hard to get for who?
I got an invitation for sex.
she turned into a dyke
"Graves, man, you missed it! We all saw Tori's tits!"
"Hey Tori. Show me your tits."
She complies
"Aw what no fair"
Way to go. Jerk.
God I know
And then college blows his mind and he continues to have a grand time.
Good job, Graves.
I said no because the condition was that this dude was also going to get in on it (the blowing).
And God that was awkward.
But then I came out and saw more titties and kissed more girls.
Moral of the story: ???
They've been pretty damn good.
Turns out that eating well, dressing well and having self-confidence makes a pretty big difference in how you feel about life in general.
Who knew!
He creeped me out from the start.
This is how we came upon this offer.
He passes the bowl over to me, and as take a hit...
"I wanna suck your dick"
COUGH CHOKE CHOKE COUGH COUGH
I have no clue where things are, and going places by yourself only serves to further remind one of their own insufferable loneliness.
Join an activity.
Volunteer.
Both will do wonders!
I don't know how many times I've been on my way to a party by myself and end up knowing nobody there and having amazing times with total strangers, some of which end up being pretty great friends.
I have that problem in my home town - and so does the only friend I have who still lives there, as we tried to go out somewhere tonight and realised that we don't know the slightest thing about where to go.
You should take some evening classes or join an organisation or something.
I joined an activity and everyone in it is a good ten years older than I am!
Okay, this one I'll bite on - volunteer at what?
Unless you're a completely contemptible individual, this generally works.
You're not a completely contemptible individual, are you?
Bikini carwash?