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Someone I know told me something I found to be disturbing. He said that he used to microwave bologna and stick it in between couch cushions. Can you guess what he said that he did?
They're these free energy saving bulbs we got from our electricity supplier. Burn at about 2w and give off a candles-worth of light after you've let them warm up for half an hour or so.
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The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
Someone I know told me something I found to be disturbing. He said that he used to microwave bologna and stick it in between couch cushions. Can you guess what he said that he did?
I haven't spoken to him since.
He has said some other strange things before.
What on earth would possess someone to fuck lunch meat? And then voluntarily tell someone about it?
Besides, roast beef works better and looks more accurate.
I have such good conversations with myself sometimes. I mean I prefer a conversation with someone else, but when no one is around or anyone I'd want to talk to is asleep I argue with myself over trivial issues. One side trying to convince the other to see things from their perspective.
when im alone i get well groomed and dress like a classy gentleman in a suit and bowler hat with a cane and pretend to be in the company of dignitaries and speak as such, giving well thought out opinions on all manner of subjects
but when im out i leave a bunch of uneven stubble and greasy hair and wear old poorly fitting jeans and some crummy tshirt and respond to everything with tv references mainly from the simpsons
Tiffany is right there on my In Car playlist. Along with the Sugarbabes and David Bowie and Kate Bush and both the original German and English versions of 99 Red Balloons by Nene.
one day Zip, your cats will learn how to operate your Nerf guns
and there will be revenge
The chance of this grows higher every day.
The fluffy one now sits up in the loft a lot. Plotting. Peeking his head out from under the railing and watching everything going on below. Then once in awhile he drools on us.
For some reason, when I'm alone I'll find the weirdest things funny. And I'll just laugh absurdly loud and somewhat sinister. The weirdness comes in when it doesn't feel forced at all.
one day Zip, your cats will learn how to operate your Nerf guns
and there will be revenge
The chance of this grows higher every day.
The fluffy one now sits up in the loft a lot. Plotting. Peeking his head out from under the railing and watching everything going on below. Then once in awhile he drools on us.
The other is too lazy to rise up.
that's only what he wants you to think! in reality, he's lying there pondering how exactly to maneuver the Vulcan for greatest effect
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
If someone else is in then I'm pretty fascist about having lights turned off when a room isn't in use, but if I'm on my own I'll have a couple on.
I guess what I'm saying is that I'm afraid of the dark a bit.
Greenzo is not pleased.
I haven't spoken to him since.
He has said some other strange things before.
They're these free energy saving bulbs we got from our electricity supplier. Burn at about 2w and give off a candles-worth of light after you've let them warm up for half an hour or so.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
What on earth would possess someone to fuck lunch meat? And then voluntarily tell someone about it?
Besides, roast beef works better and looks more accurate.
heavy breathing, sweaty palms
Honestly, you have to be pretty prudish to think that picking your nose in private is edgy.
the thong be ridin up like whoa
but when im out i leave a bunch of uneven stubble and greasy hair and wear old poorly fitting jeans and some crummy tshirt and respond to everything with tv references mainly from the simpsons
Tiffany is right there on my In Car playlist. Along with the Sugarbabes and David Bowie and Kate Bush and both the original German and English versions of 99 Red Balloons by Nene.
I do the same thing when friends come over.
Uh huh...
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it's really bad when Journey or Richard Marx or something terribly embarrassing comes on and I can't help but belt it out like an idiot
LOVE WILL FIND YOUUUUUUU
they say you get to do the weird stuff.
BREAK THOSE
CHAINS THAT BIIIND YOUUUUUUU
No, like I air guitar, air drum, sing along and perform to people who aren't there. Weirds my cats the fuck out.
and there will be revenge
hell yeah, I remember the filter at my old school didn't block out the artistic nude section of DeviantArt!
The chance of this grows higher every day.
The fluffy one now sits up in the loft a lot. Plotting. Peeking his head out from under the railing and watching everything going on below. Then once in awhile he drools on us.
The other is too lazy to rise up.
Plus talk to my kitties.
that's only what he wants you to think! in reality, he's lying there pondering how exactly to maneuver the Vulcan for greatest effect