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I think we're alone now...[Weird Stuff Thread]

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DAMN MY LACK OF THUMBS! DAMN!


    Another day...kitten.

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I fart alot and then I think about the foods I ate over the past 12-24 hours that could have produced such foul oders.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Such as for example Minority Report?

    No, not really.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My hand is consistently down my pants in a weird Al Bundy tribute. Its not doing anything... just chillin down there.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I talk out loud to myself a lot too when I'm alone. I also sing loudly, make jokes that I laugh at, play and write music, and masturbate.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I talk out loud to myself a lot too when I'm alone. I also sing loudly, make jokes that I laugh at, play and write music, and masturbate.

    All at the same time.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I talk out loud to myself a lot too when I'm alone. I also sing loudly, make jokes that I laugh at, play and write music, and masturbate.

    All at the same time.

    Yep.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Such as for example Minority Report?

    No, not really.

    Law and Order and CSI?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Such as for example Minority Report?

    No, not really.

    Law and Order and CSI?

    Yes, these are actually examples of police procedurals.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I watch lots of porn and pick my nose minimally.

    Also I dance in my chair and sing along to whatever I'm listening to.

    Right now it's The Doors.

    Hello! I love you won't you tell me your name?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Such as for example Minority Report?

    No, not really.

    Law and Order and CSI?

    Yes, these are actually examples of police procedurals.
    Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sometimes I go up stairs on all fours when nobody is around

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Sometimes I go up stairs on all fours when nobody is around

    it makes me feel more stealthy

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I gis childish synonyms for women's parts.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thorgot wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Sometimes I go up stairs on all fours when nobody is around

    it makes me feel more stealthy

    Wow, I do this too. It's like I'm prowling. Only in houses though. Not like in Parking Garages n such...

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also sometimes if I am in a good mood I will skip through my house

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I sleep with my wrist bent so far as to sprain it in my sleep more often then not, because my hand bent forward is the only thing I'll use as a pillow

    if I've been silent for a long period of time, I'll start mouthing the letters of the alphabet in an exaggerated way so as to exersize my mouth muscles

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I dance in my socks in the kitchen.

    One time I put on slacks, a dress shirt and tie, dress shoes, a trench coat and fedora.

    I was walking around with a toy gun and my girlfriend walked in on me calling my cat a silly 2 bit dame.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    you're weird

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That was probably the worst thing I'd ever done.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    graves you're a good guy

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    when I'm depressed, I open up a .txt on my desktop and write in the most convoluted, Dickensian form of prose I can think of

    why use one word when several sentences can suffice

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    When I pee I count backwards from 10 before I can squeeze a drop. I might need to see a shrink.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think it's your prostate that's shrunk

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've been doing this since I was 12. Maybe my prostate switched with my dad's like in some weird Fred Savage-Judge Reinhold movie from hell.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I do the same thing.

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    When I pee I count backwards from 10 before I can squeeze a drop. I might need to see a shrink.

    sounds like you were playing rocket ship during your potty training days.

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BLASTOFF!

    I will sing aloud to whatever I'm listening to, or sometimes just mimic voices. I can do some pretty descent impressions, and very few people even know about it because I hate doing it on request, and generally only do it when I'm alone or with family.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i sing
    a lot
    i also draw a lot more when i'm alone
    also, i clean
    i don't like people watching me clean for some reason

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man this guy is a fucking weirdo

    stop talking to yourself

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    stare in the mirror marveling at the perfect creation that is myself

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i listen to music

    whenever my roommate comes in i put on headphones

    my music tastes are kind of similar to arrogant 'sneer at popular bands' hipster kids tastes but i'm too meek to be arrogant without anyone to back me up

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    stare in the mirror marveling at the perfect creation that is myself


    I often stare in your window doing the same thing.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    I'm guilty of this. At least I used to be when I was a little kid.

    I'm also guilty of still reading XKCD.

    I also still occasionally do fake-kung-fu when I know nobody is watching while making *woosh* noises.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I sing, although I do that with people around too

    I dance, and in my head I look really cool while I do it

    I've never done it in front of a reflective surface but if my 'get up and dance at a wedding' dancing is anything to go by, I look like a huge dork

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    I'm guilty of this. At least I used to be when I was a little kid.

    I'm also guilty of still reading XKCD.

    I also still occasionally do fake-kung-fu when I know nobody is watching while making *woosh* noises.

    i stopped really liking xkcd when i read the forums, specifically the making the world a more interesting place thread, and realizing what fucking losers they all were.
    i mean like, trying to be eccentric so someone might take an interest in their sad, sad lives
    and one of the mods was a lady with a vendetta against drinking :|

    so now i just kind of like it and stay the hell away from the forums

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  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I walk around the house talking like Daniel Plainview.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I visit SE++.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I only clean when i'm alone, because then someone will come over and BAM everything is SPOTLESS
    like i won't do it for a while and suddenly i will clean EVERYTHING
    also i scare myself when I'm alone and trying to sleep so i haven't slept without the tv or a cd playing ever, unless i've straight up passed out.
    i cannot talk on a mic for a game if someone else is in the room.
    and duh, masturbation.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This isn't weird but I sleep in complete darkness. My bedroom is painted black and the shades are black. There are no little lights from any electronics or anything that will give off light. I often think about buying a plush coffin to sleep in. Maybe one that fits two people. Like one of those fat people coffins.

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