One Bourbon, One [chat], and One Beer

ArbitraryDescriptor

She be a-hollerin about the front rent, she be lucky to get any back rent.

She ain't gonna get none of it.

So I go to the local bar, you know, people.

I go to the bar.

I ring my coat.

I call the bartender:

Said "Look man,

come down here,"

he got down there

So what you want?







PS Where do I have to go to get a freakin' hand pitcher of guinness? Ireland? I'll go to Ireland, thats cool.


And because some things shouldn't get left to die in the old thread

ElJeffe wrote:

My house was just broken into, and now I would like to kill someone. Preferably the burglar.

They took all my wife's cheap, worthless jewelry, and, more distressingly, my 360. I guess I should take 360 games off my Xmas list.

I hate people.

Hate hate hate.

Dynagrip

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

Senjutsu

I dislike George Thoroughgood.

moniker

Boom boom boom boom.

stilist

meh

Hacksaw

Screw this. Ima go play Company of Heroes.

stilist

So now I'm prayin' for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive :whistle:

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gundam470

Aegeri wrote:

Senjutsu wrote:

Aegeri wrote:

Incidentally, I've realised that the X360 I bought costs a little over half the price of the PS3.

How fucked up is that

But Sony assures us that we're lucky they don't charge us twice as much, and use lube besides.

In other news, the PS3's backwards compatibility is a dog's breakfast.

So it's similar to the fiasco with the X360s backwards compatibility?

Just so this doesn't get lost in the move from the previous green pastures of chatland.

I responded

The Green Eyed Monster

Senjutsu wrote:

I dislike George Thoroughgood.

That was a joke, right? Oh god I seriously hope that was a joke.

moniker

stilist wrote:

So now I'm prayin' for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive :whistle:

Get outta here, like a bat outta hell.

YosemiteSam

moniker wrote:

Boom boom boom boom.

That is the song I wanted to see when I opened this thread.

Gim

There was some poll you'd take that would determine what drink you were. I was a gin and tonic.



That actually sounds like a really good idea right now. I wish we actually kept alcohol in this house

The Green Eyed Monster

Senjutsu wrote:

Aegeri wrote:

Incidentally, I've realised that the X360 I bought costs a little over half the price of the PS3.

How fucked up is that

But Sony assures us that we're lucky they don't charge us twice as much, and use lube besides.

In other news, the PS3's backwards compatibility is a dog's breakfast.

This is one of those male rape jokes that I find sort of odd.

edit: or is it just a rape joke and I'm reaching? Jokes like "well why don't you just bend me over" are male rape jokes, I'm just assuming this is a variant.

Look Out it's Sabs!

Aegeri wrote:

Senjutsu wrote:

Aegeri wrote:

Incidentally, I've realised that the X360 I bought costs a little over half the price of the PS3.

How fucked up is that

But Sony assures us that we're lucky they don't charge us twice as much, and use lube besides.

In other news, the PS3's backwards compatibility is a dog's breakfast.

So it's similar to the fiasco with the X360s backwards compatibility?

Just so this doesn't get lost in the move from the previous green pastures of chatland.

Well they never said all games were going to be backwards compatible. But people were still pissed off about the games they did make backwards compatible, and the games that weren't.
About PS3, I'm not too sure, since this time around I do not really care about Sony, and my 360 is good enough for me.

stilist

You put de lime in de coconut
Drink it all up :whistle:

The Green Eyed Monster

Gim wrote:

There was some poll you'd take that would determine what drink you were. I was a gin and tonic.



That actually sounds like a really good idea right now. I wish we actually kept alcohol in this house

Perhaps not surprisingly, I have gin and tonics fixings on hand. I'd pour you one, if we weren't solely related by some nebulous cloud of electronic signals and tubes.

Senjutsu

Cross-posted:

Aegeri wrote:

Senjutsu wrote:

Aegeri wrote:

Incidentally, I've realised that the X360 I bought costs a little over half the price of the PS3.

How fucked up is that

But Sony assures us that we're lucky they don't charge us twice as much, and use lube besides.

In other news, the PS3's backwards compatibility is a dog's breakfast.

So it's similar to the fiasco with the X360s backwards compatibility?

The X-Box at least has an excuse; they're emulating the original's hardware. Sony decided they'd have to just pack in the PS2 hardware at launch (possibly switching to emulation down the road), and it still manages to be an enormous fuck-up. Glitches, games completely without sound, on and on. There's a list of 175 games that people have found don't work so far (mostly Japanese games, as they're the only ones who have it at the moment). It'll be interesting to see how bad that list gets on Friday.

The 5-10 minutes of waiting for your game to install sounds like a blast, too.

Edit: And yeah, Sony never said that it was going to be limited, evolving compatibility. They played it up as being at least as seamless as the PS2's compatibility. Now they're saying "further firmware upgrades may help things"

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moniker

celery77 wrote:

Senjutsu wrote:

Aegeri wrote:

Incidentally, I've realised that the X360 I bought costs a little over half the price of the PS3.

How fucked up is that

But Sony assures us that we're lucky they don't charge us twice as much, and use lube besides.

In other news, the PS3's backwards compatibility is a dog's breakfast.

This is one of those male rape jokes that I find sort of odd.

edit: or is it just a rape joke and I'm reaching? Jokes like "well why don't you just bend me over" are male rape jokes, I'm just assuming this is a variant.

Do women no longer have anuses?

Alternate poast: The vagina cannot be accessed while bent over?

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stilist

moniker wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Senjutsu wrote:

Aegeri wrote:

Incidentally, I've realised that the X360 I bought costs a little over half the price of the PS3.

How fucked up is that

But Sony assures us that we're lucky they don't charge us twice as much, and use lube besides.

In other news, the PS3's backwards compatibility is a dog's breakfast.

This is one of those male rape jokes that I find sort of odd.

edit: or is it just a rape joke and I'm reaching? Jokes like "well why don't you just bend me over" are male rape jokes, I'm just assuming this is a variant.

Do women no longer have anuses?

Alternate poast: The vagina cannot be accessed while bent over?

D&D: We're gender-agnostic in our rape jokes!

Gim

celery77 wrote:

Perhaps not surprisingly, I have gin and tonics fixings on hand. I'd pour you one, if we weren't solely related by some nebulous cloud of electronic signals and tubes.

It's all good. I'm going to see if we have any long-expired grape juice.

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moniker

Aegeri wrote:

stilist wrote:

moniker wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Senjutsu wrote:

Aegeri wrote:

Incidentally, I've realised that the X360 I bought costs a little over half the price of the PS3.

How fucked up is that

But Sony assures us that we're lucky they don't charge us twice as much, and use lube besides.

In other news, the PS3's backwards compatibility is a dog's breakfast.

This is one of those male rape jokes that I find sort of odd.

edit: or is it just a rape joke and I'm reaching? Jokes like "well why don't you just bend me over" are male rape jokes, I'm just assuming this is a variant.

Do women no longer have anuses?

Alternate poast: The vagina cannot be accessed while bent over?

D&D: We're gender-agnostic in our rape jokes!

We hate everyone equally here.

Except that gay guy from Canada in the Monkey Den :arrow: SE++ post.

dlinfiniti

Hacksaw wrote:

Screw this. Ima go play Company of Heroes.

you have any tips on how to get the 250 kills i need for the medal in carentan counterattack? I keep accidentally winning and cant seem to get anywhere near 250

The Green Eyed Monster

I always interpreted as being the specific implication of needing to bend a man over to rape him, as opposed to the variety of ways one might choose to sexually assault a female, so to specifically suggest "bending over" was to imply male-on-male violence.

I can't be the only one who read into it this way...

Gim

Come on torrent, finish collecting those bytes.

stilist

celery77 wrote:

I always interpreted as being the specific implication of needing to bend a man over to rape him, as opposed to the variety of ways one might choose to sexually assault a female, so to specifically suggest "bending over" was to imply male-on-male violence.

I can't be the only one who read into it this way...

It's the general implication, by way of prison rape.

IloroKamou

celery77 wrote:

Gim wrote:

There was some poll you'd take that would determine what drink you were. I was a gin and tonic.



That actually sounds like a really good idea right now. I wish we actually kept alcohol in this house

Perhaps not surprisingly, I have gin and tonics fixings on hand. I'd pour you one, if we weren't solely related by some nebulous cloud of electronic signals and tubes.

Send the drink through the tubes! send it through the tubes!

Doc

If someone could send alcohol over the internet, they would be very very rich.

The Green Eyed Monster

IloroKamou wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Gim wrote:

There was some poll you'd take that would determine what drink you were. I was a gin and tonic.



That actually sounds like a really good idea right now. I wish we actually kept alcohol in this house

Perhaps not surprisingly, I have gin and tonics fixings on hand. I'd pour you one, if we weren't solely related by some nebulous cloud of electronic signals and tubes.

Send the drink through the tubes! send it through the tubes!

Hate to break it to you pal, but I've been trying to download alcohol since I was 13. The technology just isn't here yet.

Gim

IloroKamou wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Gim wrote:

There was some poll you'd take that would determine what drink you were. I was a gin and tonic.



That actually sounds like a really good idea right now. I wish we actually kept alcohol in this house

Perhaps not surprisingly, I have gin and tonics fixings on hand. I'd pour you one, if we weren't solely related by some nebulous cloud of electronic signals and tubes.

Send the drink through the tubes! send it through the tubes!

The internet as an alcohol bong? Okay!

Andrew_Jay

Just want to also chime in and say how shitty that is Jeff, so shitty

Who knew hamsters made such lousy guard dogs.

At least you and the family are okay.

I remember our house being broken into and ransacked years ago, I was about 4 or 5. Pretty scary at the time, but I can't recall it ever really bothering me. Maddie should be fine.

ArbitraryDescriptor

YosemiteSam wrote:

moniker wrote:

[img.]http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/John Lee Hooker.jpg[/img]

Boom boom boom boom.

That is the song I wanted to see when I opened this thread.

George's version has less swing, but more zazz; if you want a techinical explanation.

Though if I edit out the lyrics, everyone wins.

moniker

stilist wrote:

celery77 wrote:

I always interpreted as being the specific implication of needing to bend a man over to rape him, as opposed to the variety of ways one might choose to sexually assault a female, so to specifically suggest "bending over" was to imply male-on-male violence.

I can't be the only one who read into it this way...

It's the general implication, by way of prison rape.

Yes, but it doesn't exclude women from the raping. It's not like saying 'they've got me by the balls' which is gender specific. Besides I'm pretty sure girls aren't fans of being forcibly sexed up the ass by a multinational conglomerate any moreso than guys.

The Green Eyed Monster

Doc wrote:

If someone could send alcohol over the internet, they would be very very rich.

Dammit, Doc stole my joke.



*pours drinks down the tubes for him*

The Green Eyed Monster

moniker wrote:

stilist wrote:

celery77 wrote:

I always interpreted as being the specific implication of needing to bend a man over to rape him, as opposed to the variety of ways one might choose to sexually assault a female, so to specifically suggest "bending over" was to imply male-on-male violence.

I can't be the only one who read into it this way...

It's the general implication, by way of prison rape.

Yes, but it doesn't exclude women from the raping. It's not like saying 'they've got me by the balls' which is gender specific. Besides I'm pretty sure girls aren't fans of being forcibly sexed up the ass by a multinational conglomerate any moreso than guys.

I know it doesn't exclude, but let's all be honest -- when we hear that phrase, it conjures images of prison rape. That's what it's playing off of. The whole "bend me over / lube, no lube" whatever jokes are jokes about prison rape, or have I been misunderstanding them?

I understand the semantics, I'm just saying the honest way we read them.

Gim

Ugh, how did I ever watch That 70s Show when it was originally on? This is a horrible show.

The Green Eyed Monster

Gim wrote:

Ugh, how did I ever watch That 70s Show when it was originally on? This is a horrible show.

This is my reaction to TV in general. It's not a lie that I only watch sports on TV these days. Sometimes I watch shows on DVDs, but like one show every season, TOPS, so like four shows a year.

Anyway ... I'm always surprised turning actual TV on again how much I used to watch it back in high school etc.