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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    It usually is.

    I've noticed that as I get further along in life. I used to take for granted that "dating" meant a relationship or mutual interest involving romance and/or commonality. Now it just means, "the person I am exclusively fucking right now to avoid random disease who isn't too bad but I really hope it's not forever because they can be a little bitch on occasion and God I would never let them meet my parents."

    Tam edit: My best week there I made two grand in four days.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I never let anyone meet my parents

    but it's out of altruism more than anything else.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    I never let anyone meet my parents

    but it's out of altruism more than anything else.

    You should, however, let everyone meet Steph.

    It would not be Steph meeting them, it would be them meeting Steph. For sure.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't see the big deal with meeting parents. I mean sure, there's the "Will they like me" thing, but, hell, with my parents at least I think my mother would be happy with anyone who's hot and fucking me.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I never let anyone meet my parents

    but it's out of altruism more than anything else.

    You should, however, let everyone meet Steph.

    It would not be Steph meeting them, it would be them meeting Steph. For sure.

    Wanna go to Texas in July?

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Wanna go to Texas in July?

    Where you headed to?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tam edit: My best week there I made two grand in four days.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFF

    How does one become a bartender?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Wanna go to Texas in July?

    Where you headed to?

    Dallas.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Tam edit: My best week there I made two grand in four days.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFF

    How does one become a bartender?

    Prerequisite #1: Know how to make drinks

    Prerequisite #2: Know how to talk to people


    2 is much more important than 1.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Wanna go to Texas in July?

    Where you headed to?

    Dallas.

    Drop me a line. We'll do lunch and stuff.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Wanna go to Texas in July?

    Where you headed to?

    Dallas.

    Drop me a line. We'll do lunch and stuff.

    Will do, hombre.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Tam edit: My best week there I made two grand in four days.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFF

    How does one become a bartender?

    Prerequisite #1: Know how to make drinks

    Prerequisite #2: Know how to talk to people


    2 is much more important than 1.

    fuck, I'm out

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Crap I'm going to be in Texas sometime in March. Oh well.

    Also is there still room for the club, pip?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pip, I will not hesitate one bit to kick your ass.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I once was at a bar with a bartender who was, from what I can tell, smashed out of his mind.

    His girlfriend was at the bar, and they were doing shots together.


    His idea of a Rum and Diet was an entire goddamn highball glass full of rum followed by enough diet coke to semi-color the mix.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Tam edit: My best week there I made two grand in four days.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFF

    How does one become a bartender?

    Prerequisite #1: Know how to make drinks

    Prerequisite #2: Know how to talk to people


    2 is much more important than 1.

    This is pretty much it. Everything else is personal style.

    Also, I wouldn't recommend a career as a bartender or even trying to do it 'just for a bit' because it sucks you in and doesn't let go. I wouldn't change my life for all of the knowledge I've gained, but I wish I'd had a better money saving and investment plan built into my world view.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    His idea of a Rum and Diet was an entire goddamn highball glass full of rum followed by enough diet coke to semi-color the mix.

    Sounds like my kind of people. Except for the diet part. I can't stand the flavor of aspartame.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    8-)

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  • ins0mniacins0mniac Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Tam edit: My best week there I made two grand in four days.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFF

    How does one become a bartender?

    Prerequisite #1: Know how to make drinks

    Prerequisite #2: Know how to talk to people


    2 is much more important than 1.

    This is pretty much it. Everything else is personal style.

    Also, I wouldn't recommend a career as a bartender or even trying to do it 'just for a bit' because it sucks you in and doesn't let go. I wouldn't change my life for all of the knowledge I've gained, but I wish I'd had a better money saving and investment plan built into my world view.

    it's still pretty obscene how much money you can make though

    i'm pretty sure i pulled down $1400 between december 26th and january 2nd. this is waiting tables though, which while similar to bartending, is a different beast in some areas.

    hasn't been that busy the past week or so, but that's january for you. people burnt out and broke from the holidays.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Part of the awesomeness of eventually taking over the place I've worked ten years is that I've already done more than my share of the grunt work. So usually when I show up I ask if the bartender or waiter wants to go home. Usually they say yes, which results in me making an extra 200-300 dollars cash, untaxed.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Somebody get me a job that pays decently and has good benefits.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I always wanted a waiter job

    I am a personable and hella lovable guy

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    His idea of a Rum and Diet was an entire goddamn highball glass full of rum followed by enough diet coke to semi-color the mix.

    Sounds like my kind of people. Except for the diet part. I can't stand the flavor of aspartame.

    Well I was the one ordering... though now my drink of choice is a Tom Collins.


    It was also basically the after-party of my NYC reading, with the younger parts of the cast. We all went to this great BBQ and got pretty nice and tipsy on my producers husbands tab, and then the older actors called it a night, and the youngin's went to another bar in the Villaige(Marie's Crisis. Mon/Wed or Thurs(can't remember which... one of the two. Definitely monday though), it pretty much turns into a gay bar, but the pianist is fucking awesome), and got even more smashed. After about 3 of those Rum+Diets the pianist, who came to our show, because my lyricist has become good friends with him, and he wanted to give the rest of the bar an insight into what they missed, since he really liked it(Which I was maybe most nervous about). So since he doesn't want to sightread we've got one of our smashed leads singing and me, completely trashed, playing piano on a piano I've never touched before, in an NYC bar.

    Motherfucking good night. Also I learned that I can play piano just as well when drunk as when sober.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    "Free beer sampling was very popular among our beer drinking patrons," he said. "But we did this to broaden our profitability and appeal to people who may not be (beer drinkers) as well as those not of legal age."

    who the hell else would be interested in coming

    "We've been breaking the law on purpose for 50 years" sounds like the kind of thing the corporate lawyers should try to get you not to say to the press.

    what the fuck does this even mean?

    If interpreted in a way that they obviously didn't mean it, it sounds like "this" could refer to "free beer sampling," as though they were giving out free beer to people who couldn't legally drink in order to broaden their appeal. (Although that is obviously not what they meant.)

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Part of the awesomeness of eventually taking over the place I've worked ten years is that I've already done more than my share of the grunt work. So usually when I show up I ask if the bartender or waiter wants to go home. Usually they say yes, which results in me making an extra 200-300 dollars cash, untaxed.

    um javen

    tips are taxable income

    please do not be fucking over the IRS or they will RAPE YOU

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Somebody get me a job that pays decently and has good benefits.

    Join the army

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Somebody get me a job that pays decently and has good benefits.

    Join the army

    FUCK NO! My buddy joined recently (July) and he has been dicked over since day one; the military as it is today is not the military that I joined a decade ago. It's absolutely frightening how little loyalty is left.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what happened to him?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    God I don't want to join the Army

    I'd be dead in a week

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's being home that drives me insane, not work.

    Work sucked today and it's not until I'm here that I become frustrated beyond belief.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I didn't get an economic stimulus check last year because I didn't make enough
    booooo

    this year I will hella be getting one
    and I need to tell my mom to stop putting me as a fucking defendant
    She pays for literally 0 things

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    I didn't get an economic stimulus check last year because I didn't make enough
    booooo

    this year I will hella be getting one
    and I need to tell my mom to stop putting me as a fucking defendant
    She pays for literally 0 things

    dependent

    also chances are her listing you as a dependent gets her a bigger tax break than your stimulus check would have been, so

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was just put on notice at my job. Also lost a weeks worth of shifts.

    Apparently my hard work and great customer interaction skills don't make a shit of a difference because I don't look happy while I am taking out the trash or waiting for a game to start.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ahahaha defendant

    I originally wrote dependent but misspelled it

    and then firefox FUCKED ME

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh, shit, Bendery

    And that sucks, I hate the whole 'having to have a smile' attitude some workplaces have

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I didn't get an economic stimulus check last year because I didn't make enough
    booooo

    this year I will hella be getting one
    and I need to tell my mom to stop putting me as a fucking defendant
    She pays for literally 0 things

    dependent

    also chances are her listing you as a dependent gets her a bigger tax break than your stimulus check would have been, so

    but I don't get any of that fucking money

    also it's lying on a federal form

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    I act like I sell cell phones but instead spend a lot of the day on the internet.


    It could be worse.

    are...

    are you me?

    He doesn't seem very gay.

    I came as fast as I could.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Oh, shit, Bendery

    And that sucks, I hate the whole 'having to have a smile' attitude some workplaces have

    Well, it's not that I'm 'unhappy' because I love my job and I look forward to work everyday and it takes every bone in my body not to show up a couple hours early and just hang out (this is frowned upon)

    The issue is that I just don't, 'look happy'. Which... oh well... It doesn't help that i did a word vomit on a manager when she came to give me some tips about it. I had just been told by another staff member that someone had been spreading rumors about me and that most of the staff thinks I'm an asshole and I was pretty freaked out that shortly after a manager was coming to talk to me in private.

    Kind of my fault... but i dunno it's stressful none the less.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I didn't get an economic stimulus check last year because I didn't make enough
    booooo

    this year I will hella be getting one
    and I need to tell my mom to stop putting me as a fucking defendant
    She pays for literally 0 things

    dependent

    also chances are her listing you as a dependent gets her a bigger tax break than your stimulus check would have been, so

    but I don't get any of that fucking money

    also it's lying on a federal form

    Pretty sure the only prerequisites to listing children as dependents are age and relation.

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