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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla Ted: The Attack of Rugged Island - GAME OVER: Village Win

MicroMicro Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Critical Failures
PHALLA TED : The Attack of Rugged Island


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"Would you like some tea, father?"

Mrs Doyle had made tea again.

"No thank you Mrs Doyle, I'm quite full" said Father Ted

"Oh, go on"

"No, Mrs Doyle"

"Go on"

"NO!" Mrs Doyle

"But I made it specially"

"Mrs Doyle, really, no thank you"

"Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on"

"Listen to me you mad old bat and watch my lips, I don't want any bloody tea"

"Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on"

"Alright FINE I'll have some tea"

"I don't think you meant that, father - I'm sure someone else would like some tea"

And so it was a normal day on Craggy Island, Father Ted, Father Dougal and Father Jack were going about their normal business - the business of three ostracised, idiotic and drunk (respectively) Catholic priests on the remote 'Craggy Island' in the middle of the sea, just off the West Coast of Ireland. Their faithful Tea-Lady Mrs Doyle was, for the 18th time this morning, trying to make Ted drink tea.

But none of them knew that a storm was brewing - on the next Island over - 'Rugged Island', Father Dick Byrne and his sidekicks were planning an incursion. They wanted Craggy Island for themselves, and they were willing to go to ANY means, to secure it.

Ted, Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle were about to be in serious danger.

Will the Craggy Islanders survive to preach the gospel to the goats, or will the Rugged Islanders emerge victorious?

*****

This is a MiniPhalla. It's sort of like a Phalla only on a smaller scale.

For those of you unaware of the source material, it's based on the AWESOME Irish comedy 'Father Ted' - for a decent summary, head to the wiki page HERE - where you'll also find a brief, but helpful, breakdown on some of the makor, and recurring, characters that will appear in this phalla.

All of the standard rules apply. In particular, screen captures cannot be used to "prove" anything and if you're talking with someone and they don't know it's you (your PA name), that's anonymous contact and is against these rules. Dead players may talk amongst themselves if they wish but living players may not communicate with the dead.

Each night, all players will vote for the Regular who should be barred. Please make your votes in Bold Red. Retractions would really be helpful, but aren't obligatory, and should be made in Bold Lime. If you have any questions, please PM Micro (me) or post for clarification in the thread in Bold Orange. Also, you cannot directly quote or forward any PM you receive from me during the game (unless I give you permission) but you can do whatever you want with any PM you receive from another player.

Please remember to forward the location of any ProBoards (or similar tools) to me. Thank you.

I'm an idiot and live in the UK - so days will begin and end slightly earlier than you lot are perhaps used to.

This game will start (if we get signups in time) on Tuesday, January 13th, meaning Day 1 will end on Wednesday 14th.

Voting will close daily at Midnight, GMT (which I believe is EST +5).

Interested players should !SIGN UP in any colour - I just chose red because it's pretty. Roles will be randomly assigned.

1. warban: Craggy Islander - prank victim
2. Wildcat
3. FrostMist
4. Burnage - Dick Byrne - Voted out and killed by Tom
5. sportzboytjw: Craggy Islander - Found dead in the night
6. Mr. Defecation: Craggy Islander - Voted Off
7. Darian
8. El Skid
9. VThornheart: John O'Leary - prank victim
10. TehSloth: Craggy Islander - Victim of a Prank
11. abotkin: Tom - voted off
12. The_Reflection: Craggy Islander - Victim of a Prank
13. kuhlmeye: Craggy Islander - Found dead in the night
14. kime: Mrs Doyle - Victim of a Prank
15. Arasaki: Father Dougal McGuire - Prank Victim
16. Ohtsam: Craggy Islander - Victim of a prank
17. Larka
18. TheLawninator: Craggy Islander - Victim of a Prank
19. Medopine: Craggy Islander - Victim of a Prank
20. Toxic Toys: Mary O'Leary - interrupted Tom's attack on El Skid, killed in a flurry of violence and rage
21. Devils Advocate: Craggy Islander - killed in a rage by Tom
22. vertroue: Craggy Islander - Found dead in the night
23. Rofl_bot - Found dead in the night
24. Fluffy: Craggy Islander - Voted Out
25. WhiteZinfandel
26. WildPanthA05
27. Cold Salmon and Hatred: Craggy Islander - Found dead in the night
28. crimsoncoyote: Craggy Islander - Brutally murdered, accidentally, by Tom
29. Loxx: Craggy Islander - Prank Victim
30. PantsB: Craggy Islander - Poisoned, and eaten

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !down with this sort of thing

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Mind yourselves now!

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Signing up

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Drink! !Feck! !Arse! !Girls!

    Burnage on
  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !I enjoy a good Phalla in the hay

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    well I might as well since I aint got no other phalla now

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think I need to stay out of this one; I broke your last mini. :|

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    I think I need to stay out of this one; I broke your last mini. :|

    No you didn't - you did exactly what it was designed to do!

    You just did it in a particularly cut-throat way, which I secretly enjoyed.
    Darian wrote:
    !Careful Now

    Thanks for signing up

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It should have worked, too! Silly Mr D sleeping through vote close.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Damn you, Micro! Damn you for making a phalla I can't say no to :(

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Okay, I can't resist... !Sign up =) =)

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YAY! VT's back.

    GM Day 1 Vote - !Thornheart

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Silly GM, the first day hasn't started yet.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DAMN YOU ALL I'M NOT PLAYING

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I will !sign up, this is next on my watching list after Are You Being Served and Blackadder.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Totally !signing up, but so help me Micro, if I get betrayed again in one of your phallas on the same level as last time, there will be a comeuppance the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth.

    (And to think, I was just about to give up my grudge on Darian, when along comes another phalla hosted by Micro with Darian in it. :D)

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sign up

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign on up

    Bauer can't live too long right.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    abotkin wrote: »
    Totally !signing up, but so help me Micro, if I get betrayed again in one of your phallas on the same level as last time, there will be a comeuppance the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth.

    (And to think, I was just about to give up my grudge on Darian, when along comes another phalla hosted by Micro with Darian in it. :D)

    Let's hope you don't get one of the super-must-be-betrayed-by-Darian-roles I've got designed, then.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Micro wrote: »
    abotkin wrote: »
    Totally !signing up, but so help me Micro, if I get betrayed again in one of your phallas on the same level as last time, there will be a comeuppance the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth.

    (And to think, I was just about to give up my grudge on Darian, when along comes another phalla hosted by Micro with Darian in it. :D)

    Let's hope you don't get one of the super-must-be-betrayed-by-Darian-roles I've got designed, then.

    That would actually be quite awesome to receive a role along those lines, where I would only win if I could get Darian to betray me again. Hehe. And I'm just messing with you Micro, I've had a blast in each of your phallas I've been in.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You were scrumpy Jack right? Which means if Scrumpy Jill had actually fulfilled her win condition, she would have killed and betrayed you. Looks like you're unlucky with the betrayals.

    Will see if I can make sure you're not betrayed in this one, ooh, I've got an idea.

    EVERYONE - abotkin is a BADDIE*

    Right, now you can't trust anyone, so no one will be able to betray you

    *For the simple minded out there, roles have not yet been assigned and this was a JOKE

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up please!

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up

    This cow is very small, while this cow is faaaar away.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Beautifully played Micro. And yes, I was indeed Scrumpy Jack and after it was over and saw Jill's optional ability, I was instantly less saddened over her death so early.

    And it's actually only now that you pointed it out that I realized in both of your phallas that I've participated in (I think those were the only ones of yours that I've been in, can't remember for sure though) that I was setup for an epic backstab. Good times. :)

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    *Micro rewrites Phalla Ted to include several epic backstabs*

    Only done two phallas thus far - this will be my third.

    Gonne do one mini a month, I figure.

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign UP

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  • LarkaLarka Registered User
    edited January 2009
    !sign up the theme is so irresistible.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    11 places left

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up I need vengeance after a day 1 death.

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !SignUp

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll !Sign up.

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  • Devils AdvocateDevils Advocate Registered User
    edited January 2009
    OK so these games are far far FAR to addicting damn it damnit damn it!!!Sign in?

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I know !SignUp

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  • Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up because I was just killed in the last phalla.

    I need at least one phalla lest I go into withdrawals.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

    Should have a bit of a laugh with this one. Feck. Arse.

    I've got season 1 on VHS. :D

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

    The time zone shenanigans will make this a little difficult, but still manageable.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

    The time zone shenanigans will make this a little difficult, but still manageable.

    I'm counting on time zone shenanigans. :D

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    With regard to shenanigans, the day should end around 7pm EST, so most should be at least awake at vote close, so I'm hoping no one misses out because of it.

    The last couple have gone just about okay without crazy time-based shenanigans - and also, because people are awake for a few hours after vote close, it always seemed to encourage a bit more discussion of what happened in the votes, vigs, etc - so hoepfully everyone will have fun!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So midnight GMT? Awesome.

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