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doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
Hey everybody, so I just had sex with like 10 guys at once and I realized that I'm the biggest fag that has ever fagged.

That is all.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Just by reading this, I've commited a felony.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And thus did we all learn a valuable lesson about unchecking the "remember me" box

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    always stay logged in [x]


    edit: goddamn it pooro

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    goddamn it

    i really want to blame this on cap but at least he would've emulated my style

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    wow you're gayer then bongi and fiz combined

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    always stay logged in [x]


    edit: goddamn it pooro

    If this were the old west, you'd currently be crawling feebly toward your horse

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    wow you're gayer then bongi and fiz combined

    you have actual numbers for the amount of guys they've had sex with in a row

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    laaaaame

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    always stay logged in [x]

    edit: goddamn it pooro

    If this were the old west, you'd currently be crawling feebly toward your horse

    We can only hope my son is quicker with a post button

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    wow you're gayer then bongi and fiz combined

    you have actual numbers for the amount of guys they've had sex with in a row
    No, but I doubt either of them have fucked ten dudes at once. In a row, maybe. I'd have to ask.

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh right "at once," i figured there was a queue though. I mean like, one in each hand. One in the mouth. Maximum of three in the butt.

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah guys let's discuss how gay i wasn't

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Nah, just 10 naked dudes, he's performing fellatio, floating from penis to penis, slurp slurp.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh right "at once," i figured there was a queue though. I mean like, one in each hand. One in the mouth. Maximum of three in the butt.
    You're not thinking outside the box.

    Dude's got two ears, a belly button (unless he's KYLE XY), and he can at least take two dicks in his mouth.

    EDIT: ha ha outside the "box" because he's so gay, get it?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh right "at once," i figured there was a queue though. I mean like, one in each hand. One in the mouth. Maximum of three in the butt.

    There is a very small number of girls in my math class, so my friend and I count each one as 5.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Shit, if you're gonna include the belly button, he's got two working eye sockets.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pfff don't talk to me until you've seen a man fuck another man's penis.

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pfff don't talk to me until you've seen a man fuck another man's penis.

    ya damn puss, post your video already

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pfff don't talk to me until you've seen a man fuck another man's penis.

    See i don't think this is possible at al in real life. Don't get me wrong, if you have videos pm lolz but a finger is not a penis.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Shit, maybe he's a quadraplegic. You should have let them stick their dicks up your leg stumps

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pfff don't talk to me until you've seen a man fuck another man's penis.

    ya damn puss, post your video already
    hawk hawk seriously, it's too big and I don't wanna go into my grandma's bathroom again and risk waking her up

    Just chill till tomorrow

    Later today I guess

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    There're enough underagers in this thread that I've gone ahead and forewarded it to the FBI.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You are such a fag that I just turned gay by reading this post

    Put a dick in my butt I love it love it

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    edited January 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So did you let them go for the bukkake session or does that cost extra?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    There're enough underagers in this thread that I've gone ahead and forewarded it to the FBI.

    After saving it, printing it, laminating it and putting it up on your bathroom wall.

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Shit, maybe he's a quadraplegic. You should have let them stick their dicks up your leg stumps

    This honestly made me go "AH NASTY," so good job.

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pfff don't talk to me until you've seen a man fuck another man's penis.

    ya damn puss, post your video already
    hawk hawk seriously, it's too big and I don't wanna go into my grandma's bathroom again and risk waking her up

    Just chill till tomorrow

    Later today I guess

    YOU

    ARE

    A

    PUSS

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    There're enough underagers in this thread that I've gone ahead and forewarded it to the FBI.

    After saving it, printing it, laminating it and putting it up on your bathroom wall.

    Wall? Thats a bit of an ambitious shot.

    Actually, now I just got the image of a dude leaning up against the wall with one arm, licking the poster and beating off furiously.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cool thread bro

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    There're enough underagers in this thread that I've gone ahead and forewarded it to the FBI.

    What, like 2?

    That's hardly a record here.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Doublehawk busting out all the big swears.

    Straight up called Swordfights a cat.

    Them cusses straight from the street, son.

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    cool thread bro

    sweet kegger brah

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    thanks i just got fired from my job at the pedophile factory

    Look, this economy has been tough on all of us.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thanks i just got fired from my job at the pedophile factory

    i would like to send the one i bought back it's shitty and only fucks GIRLS. 17 year old ones! IT DOESN'T WORK.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Shit, maybe he's a quadraplegic. You should have let them stick their dicks up your leg stumps

    This honestly made me go "AH NASTY," so good job.
    Thanks, I was pretty excited about that one.

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Doublehawk busting out all the big swears.

    Straight up called Swordfights a cat.

    Them cusses straight from the street, son.

    i figure that being endearing is the key

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Trying to wrap my head around the concept of a pedophile factory.

    buildabear i guess

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Trying to wrap my head around the concept of a pedophile factory.

    Build-A-Bear

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Trying to wrap my head around the concept of a pedophile factory.

    There are two typos there.

    It's a factory that makes cabinets for mexicans.
    PedroFile

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