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Questions you never cared to answer

space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
So I've realized that Wikianswers and Yahoo Answers are a pit of despair so deep, that no human being can leave them without being changed in an irrevocable way.

Gems like this:

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So, anybody else care to share horror stories of questions and answers gone awry?

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what is wrong with people

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    babby

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I went on a date with a girl once who thought Karl Marx was one of the Marx brothers.

    Javen on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I went on a date once with a girl who ripped fur off a cat and put it in her mouth

    also what is Naruto, a car or something

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    I went on a date with a girl once who thought Karl Marx was one of the Marx brothers.

    that's an honest mistake

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hell come around.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i try to date girls at least a hair above eating cat fur and being oblivious to karl marx

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    I went on a date with a girl once who thought Karl Marx was one of the Marx brothers.

    D:D:D:D:

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmbQZcx9BdSXFm.PR4WbTFIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20070223020048AAFXOUp

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would click that "report abuse" button

    because my brain is being abused

    you're abusing my brain by posting that retarded mess

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    How is puppy formed

    How bitch get pregnant

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I went on a date with a girl once who thought Karl Marx was one of the Marx brothers.

    D:D:D:D:

    oh no maybe she won't even know what cannabis is!

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I went on a date with a girl once who thought Karl Marx was one of the Marx brothers.

    D:D:D:D:

    oh no maybe she won't even know what cannabis is!

    what is that a kind of dog???

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    GEE I WONDER WHO THAT WAS

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    why do vampires in twilight play baseball in the rain?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hot tranny mess

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    is that a fucking obama reference

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    GEE I WONDER WHO THAT WAS

    I have no clue who it was, but boy, that manner of speaking sure seems familiar.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my question is "why is geebs such a big old weiner"

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YES CENTIPEDE

    I ALSO WONDER WHOSE NAME BEGINS WITH "THEFAR" AND FREQUENTLY USES THE WORD "BRODYSSEUS" AND THE PHRASE "WE GO PLAY HOOP" IN CONVERSATION

    edit: and also "fff" (god, I hate that)

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That movie the haunting has one of the dumbest lines ever in the trailer.

    The line is "Do you think it's possible to be haunted by a person who was never even born?" or something along those lines.



    The answer is "NO! Because it is not possible to be haunted at all!"

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    well I don't know about the hoop thing

    I don't know anybody who talks about playing hoop

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    evander you are the worst

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    That movie the haunting has one of the dumbest lines ever in the trailer.

    The line is "Do you think it's possible to be haunted by a person who was never even born?" or something along those lines.

    HA

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thanks evander

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    evander you are the worst

    it's not that the movie doesn't look neat

    it is that it is the stupidest question in the world.

    It's like saying "Do you think it's possible for there to be black unicorns?"

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    blunicorns

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    why do vampires in twilight play baseball in the rain?

    Because they look really faggy in the daylight. It's hard to stare down a batter properly if you're sparkling like Liberace's codpiece.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    evander you are the worst

    it's not that the movie doesn't look neat

    it is that it is the stupidest question in the world.

    It's like saying "Do you think it's possible for there to be black unicorns?"

    the worst

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Should I play Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines again?

    I have the urge to play it right now.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    Jedoc wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    why do vampires in twilight play baseball in the rain?

    Because they look really faggy in the daylight. It's hard to stare down a batter properly if you're sparkling like Liberace's codpiece.

    no it's cause they are so strong that when they hit the ball it sounds like thunder! so next thunderstorm if you hear thunder, remember: it might be a vampire!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the

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    was the tip-off for me

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    why do vampires in twilight play baseball in the rain?

    Because they look really faggy in the daylight. It's hard to stare down a batter properly if you're sparkling like Liberace's codpiece.

    no it's cause they are so strong that when they hit the ball it sounds like thunder! so next thunderstorm if you hear thunder, remember: it might be a vampire!

    but then what are the bats made of

    how silly

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the bats are made out of other vampires

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vampirium

    or maybe thunderium

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Resolved Question
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Should I play Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines again?

    I have the urge to play it right now.

    Best Answer Chosen by Voters

    Yes.

    100% All the votes

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    That movie the haunting has one of the dumbest lines ever in the trailer.

    The line is "Do you think it's possible to be haunted by a person who was never even born?" or something along those lines.



    The answer is "NO! Because it is not possible to be haunted at all!"

    Assuming it is possible to be haunted, could you be haunted by the spirit of an unborn child?

    This is the question we must ask ourselves.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    why do vampires in twilight play baseball in the rain?

    Because they look really faggy in the daylight. It's hard to stare down a batter properly if you're sparkling like Liberace's codpiece.

    no it's cause they are so strong that when they hit the ball it sounds like thunder! so next thunderstorm if you hear thunder, remember: it might be a vampire!

    A Vampire that SPARKLES in the sunlight

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's all coming together now

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