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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I heard Heath Ledger was gonna rise from the grave and put on a 7-hour one man show of the Crisis on Infinite Earths comic storyline.

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    VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    emorimiku wrote: »
    JonnyNero wrote: »
    I've actually heard that instead of Jonathan Coulton Rick Rolling the audience this year, Rick Astley is going to perform MINUS that infamous song, and then JoCo Roll the audience

    I heard that instead of singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" Rick Astley was planning to perform Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog as a 1 man show

    In fact this is true.

    Rick Astley will also be wearing nothing but a strategically positioned roman head wreath.

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    BlainBlain Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I still haven't heard back about the proposal to have a dramatic reading of Christopher Bird's Civil War parody. It's kind of fanfic.

    VT, you're still up for reading Peter Parker, right? We might need you to double up on the Daredevil impostor if Snifit has a conflict.

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    MetaverseNomadMetaverseNomad Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I heard Heath Ledger was gonna rise from the grave and put on a 7-hour one man show of the Crisis on Infinite Earths comic storyline.

    Zombie Heath Ledger? works for me!

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    proXimityproXimity Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zombie Heath Ledger? works for me!

    You really have a thing for zombies, don't you? Like, if i killed ash and raised him from the dead as a corpsified version of his prior self, you'd be the happiest girl around, wouldn't you?

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    MetaverseNomadMetaverseNomad Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    proXimity wrote: »
    Zombie Heath Ledger? works for me!

    You really have a thing for zombies, don't you? Like, if i killed ash and raised him from the dead as a corpsified version of his prior self, you'd be the happiest girl around, wouldn't you?

    hahahah! I don't like zombies THAT much! Just sayin, Zombie Heath Ledger would be better than no Heath Ledger at all! And I could use him to lead my zombie army! Everyone would be so caught off guard; who would want to shoot a zombie if it was Heath Ledger?!?!?

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    CaptainTapoleCaptainTapole Awesome in the Possum - Yee-Haw! Northern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    proXimity wrote: »
    Zombie Heath Ledger? works for me!

    You really have a thing for zombies, don't you? Like, if i killed ash and raised him from the dead as a corpsified version of his prior self, you'd be the happiest girl around, wouldn't you?

    hahahah! I don't like zombies THAT much! Just sayin, Zombie Heath Ledger would be better than no Heath Ledger at all! And I could use him to lead my zombie army! Everyone would be so caught off guard; who would want to shoot a zombie if it was Heath Ledger?!?!?

    ...My friends and I KNEW that the Zombie-Pocalypse was near. ...Smelliness and zombie-bit aside, it would be difficult for me to shoot Heath.

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    dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager • PAX Community Cartographer Gold Coast QLD AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    h_e_e_l_s wrote: »
    Did someone say free pony?! I see a Heels appearance in 3...2...1...
    PONIES?

    even better:
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    BlainBlain Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In Left 4 Dead, I've killed a few thousand Mike Pattons, whom I like quite a lot, so I don't think I'll have any problems killing other zombie celebrities. Although I might be laughing too hard to kill Back to the topic, Mike Patton will be joining the Valve contingent at PAX this year. I think he and Frontalot were going to do some songs off of California. I'm hoping for Retrovertigo, Golem II, and possibly None of Them Knew They Were Robots.

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    BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Also, Khoo is going to give everyone piggyback rides. Whee!

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    proXimityproXimity Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The rape train has brakes.

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    ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    JonnyNero wrote: »
    Liger wrote: »
    I have to ask because... someone's going to ask it.

    Are there any girls at PAX? :P

    I think the correct question is...Can I pick up said girls at PAX? (AKA: Is PAX a dating service?)

    :P

    Why, Why did you loose this monstrosity apon us? Now it's ponies and dragons? or dragonponies?

    And all manner of insanity? Noo!

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    VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blain wrote: »
    I still haven't heard back about the proposal to have a dramatic reading of Christopher Bird's Civil War parody. It's kind of fanfic.

    VT, you're still up for reading Peter Parker, right? We might need you to double up on the Daredevil impostor if Snifit has a conflict.

    Oh yeah, I'm down for that! It's going to be great!

    I think they cancelled the Omegathon finals this year, in fact, so that we could do the Civil War reading in the main theater!

    But are you sure it was the Civil War parody? I heard it was supposed to be a reinactment of Ken Burns' "Civil War"

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    AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    parabola wrote: »
    I wish PAX had free ice cream...

    Wouldn't last long though. Free ice cream + 60,000 people = chaos.

    True. I believe that's why this year, instead of an expo hall, they're actually filling the room that the hall was once in with ice cream. Not containers, but rather just the pure ice cream itself (as containers would be wasteful).

    I hear they're going to put the chocolate chip cookie dough at the far rear left wall of the hall, so to get there we are going to have to eat our way through a two story tall wall of pistachio, chocolate fudge brownie, and mint chocolate chip ice cream.

    I am prepared to do this. I'll be bringing an oversized fork and mining equipment.

    Whoa whoa whoa.

    Who eats ice cream with a fork?!

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    BlainBlain Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But are you sure it was the Civil War parody? I heard it was supposed to be a reinactment of Ken Burns' "Civil War"

    We're doing sort of a crossover thing. If we're using the main theater, I think I know a guy who might loan us a cannon!

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    VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Perfect Blain! We have to get on that.

    Also, the fork is the most important part of the ice cream eating experience. This particular fork can fit a human being inside and weighs about a ton. You might call it a lift of sorts... a fork lift. With a scoop attached to the end. With my mouth attached to the scoop.

    =)

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    AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You're a madman!

    Icecream is a spoon-only affair.

    Maybe a spork or a wooden stick if you're feeling adventurous.

    MAYBE

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    VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh, there'll be a spoon. A giant one, attached to the end of the forklift. =)

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    dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager • PAX Community Cartographer Gold Coast QLD AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blain wrote: »
    But are you sure it was the Civil War parody? I heard it was supposed to be a reinactment of Ken Burns' "Civil War"

    We're doing sort of a crossover thing. If we're using the main theater, I think I know a guy who might loan us a cannon!

    perfect, now nobody can tell me i don't know anyone who can get a cannon. that'll show'em.

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    redhaloredhalo Also a Professional Alcoholic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blain wrote: »
    But are you sure it was the Civil War parody? I heard it was supposed to be a reinactment of Ken Burns' "Civil War"

    We're doing sort of a crossover thing. If we're using the main theater, I think I know a guy who might loan us a cannon!

    Blain, the only cannon you need is S.O.P.H.I.A.

    Get on it, stat.

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    eye-shuheye-shuh Walla Walla, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    proXimity wrote: »
    The rape train has brakes.

    And you can totally break those cuffs.

    Also, PAX is definitely a dating service you guys. Hit on everything with bewbs. Girls really like that. Hell, hit on everything with mewbs too.

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    VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Good point, eye-shuh! But there's more!

    You forgot to note that indeed girls not only like it, but it's the only reason that they even come to PAX! Every year women come from all over the world, waiting in a long line to be hit on by the actual (male) attendees of PAX. If you see a girl standing in line for anything other than to be hit on (for example, if a girl is waiting in line to play a game, or in line to see a seminar, or if she's even making a presentation [the presumption!]), she's obviously confused. You should give her a gentle pat to point her in the direction of the "waiting to be hit on" line and then promptly take her place in whatever line that the poor, confused girl had found itself in.
    I felt dirty writing all that. =)

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    Rogue_hunterRogue_hunter Breaks Through Brick Walls Los AngelesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But are you sure it was the Civil War parody? I heard it was supposed to be a reinactment of Ken Burns' "Civil War"

    Are you sure it's the American Civil War, and not the Marvel Civil War? Because that would explain why you'd be dressed up as Peter Parker, and why my Iron Man armor decided to activate and started downloading alot of stuff. Gotta jump into the suit to see what lines I'll have.

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    VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    From the first draft of the script, it looks like it's Ken Burns' Documentary about Marvel Civil War.

    There's like crumpled up black and white pictures of marvel characters, with voiceovers from decrepit old people. The whole nine yards.

    In fact, once it's done PBS will be releasing it as a 32 DVD set for the low, low price of 19,999.99 EUR.

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    JonnyNeroJonnyNero Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Joss Whedon is actually creating Dr. Horrible 2 for the stage, and the entire cast will perform it on Friday Night before the concerts

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    MetaverseNomadMetaverseNomad Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dyaballikl wrote: »
    h_e_e_l_s wrote: »
    Did someone say free pony?! I see a Heels appearance in 3...2...1...
    PONIES?

    even better:
    2450323252_6fe80f0a9e.jpg

    I have that shirt.

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    Rogue_hunterRogue_hunter Breaks Through Brick Walls Los AngelesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Moe is also planning the WCPWT, the West Coast Power Walking Trip. It starts in June, and we will be starting at Disneyland on Star Tours. Matching shirts and pants are required, and sandals will be provided by Mickey Mouse.

    EDIT: We (rather, I) miscalculated. Here is the walking map. I should probably route this by my house for a rest stop.

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    JonnyNeroJonnyNero Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Buttoneering is going to bow out gracefully to a new type of trading item....active grenades, that are putpocketed into participants

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    emorimikuemorimiku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    JonnyNero wrote: »
    Buttoneering is going to bow out gracefully to a new type of trading item....active grenades, that are putpocketed into participants
    then this year I better watch my zoidberg kirby grenades carefully... wouldn't want those to fall into the wrong hands.

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    CuZZaCuZZa Khoo's Epic Mount Perth, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    JonnyNero wrote: »
    Buttoneering is going to bow out gracefully to a new type of trading item....active grenades, that are putpocketed into participants

    Man, with how my scarf worked for the Buttons in 08 I would be totally boned for this activity. My neck would be so sore from the weight of all the grenades hanging off the scarf by their pins.

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    Rogue_hunterRogue_hunter Breaks Through Brick Walls Los AngelesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CuZZa will be driving from Perth, Australia to Florida so he can be part of the CCST. He then will drive back to Florida, and then drive across the Atlantic Ocean to Africa so he can re-enact Far Cry 2.

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    CuZZaCuZZa Khoo's Epic Mount Perth, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I heard Porkfry will be giving every attendee a hug this year, filming it and making it a special bonus bluray disc for the PAX09 DVD.

    I repeat, every attendee.

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    BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dyaballikl wrote: »
    h_e_e_l_s wrote: »
    Did someone say free pony?! I see a Heels appearance in 3...2...1...
    PONIES?

    even better:
    2450323252_6fe80f0a9e.jpg

    I have that shirt.

    As do I. I <3 that one ^.^

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    emorimikuemorimiku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dyaballikl wrote: »
    h_e_e_l_s wrote: »
    Did someone say free pony?! I see a Heels appearance in 3...2...1...
    PONIES?

    even better:
    2450323252_6fe80f0a9e.jpg

    I have that shirt.

    As do I. I <3 that one ^.^

    but if this is the MISinformation thread then doesn't that mean that you don't have that shirt?

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    BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There's only one way to find out.....

    Crazed weasel mud wrestling competition!

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    MetaverseNomadMetaverseNomad Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There's only one way to find out.....

    Crazed weasel mud wrestling competition!

    You're in luck, emo, these competitions are a PAX tradition dating back centuries!

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    jonxpjonxp [E] PC Security Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Google Android PAX App will totally be finished in time for PAX.

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    proXimityproXimity Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    PAX sucks and is a waste of time and money.

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    VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jonxp wrote: »
    The Google Android PAX App will totally be finished in time for PAX.

    (Is that misinformation though? It looks like it's up and online! (Well done by the way!))

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    That_Spoony_BardThat_Spoony_Bard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    proXimity wrote: »
    PAX sucks and is a waste of time and money.

    Agree'd. E4All was sooooo much better

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