Look dude, I told you. She clawed it while we going doggy, not my fault I'm good in bed. I swear, I could tell all the ladies you were with were faking. monotone everything, it was sad. I would have wept for you if I wasn't plastered because I just didn't want to hear it anymore.
The milk thing, fuck. I heard bathing in milk was good for the skin. Yeah, I should have asked, but I was worried by what you would have thought of me.
Well apparently it fucking isn't, because surprise, your youthful backne is still unchallenged in both duration and abundance, you grease-slicked goon.
P.S. here is a tip for the future:
people appreciate it when you shut the fucking door when using the bathroom. Christ I am never going to get the image of that tattered purple jelly bracelet you call a schlong out of my head.
it gets heavy use on the weekend for Jojo's Bizzare adventure and MvC when I have my broppenhagens over
It must be immortal.
I use to take mine to the university, and let the kids in the gaming corner play my DC all day, monday through friday, and I think that they are the reason that two of my DC's died on me.
Man my dog killed a goose when it was a fucking puppy, obviously huskies > geese.
tfs yes set up a bear trap, with the ironic fact that the bear trap causes a bear to fall from the ceiling
(I think that's irony? It's close, at least)
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edited January 2009
A friend of mine had a pet duck when he was a kid
no shit, the duck's name was "Christmas Dinner"
That motherfucker was so mean. It would climb up onto the roof and wait for someone to come outside, then it would drop down onto your head and just sit there flapping its wings and shrieking at you.
how long can a bear live with out food i would have to keep it in the roof tiles i guess.
You could have a cage that's half in the roof but poking out at the bottom, and have it open from beneath. And just grab one at the start of winter when they're hibernating, if they get woken up they'll be super pissed.
I have never played a Dreamcast. I find this odd, considering how awesome the system supposedly was.
I always thought the controller looked hella uncomfortable so I got a PS2 instead. I feel that I made the right choice, in retrospect.
You may feel that you made the correct choice, but sadly you did not, for the DC was a far superior system compared to the PS2, but the PS2 marketing killed the DC. Fucking Sony, killing a Dream....
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That's it, bear wins.
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It must be immortal.
I use to take mine to the university, and let the kids in the gaming corner play my DC all day, monday through friday, and I think that they are the reason that two of my DC's died on me.
my favorite Grandia game, and the original Dreamcast version is better than the port
if you like JRPGs you should play the shit out of this game
Those things are fucking vicious
Man my dog killed a goose when it was a fucking puppy, obviously huskies > geese.
tfs yes set up a bear trap, with the ironic fact that the bear trap causes a bear to fall from the ceiling
(I think that's irony? It's close, at least)
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No one wants to mess with an Elk.
Look at the shit. Who's gonna fuck with that?
Except a pack of wolves.
Get stabbed either fucking way, fucking flamberge looking motherfucker right there.
Laying mushroom clouds like they ain't a goddamn thing.
That just takes commitment.
I would bet money.
All the fucking time man.
What odds are we talking here?
no shit, the duck's name was "Christmas Dinner"
That motherfucker was so mean. It would climb up onto the roof and wait for someone to come outside, then it would drop down onto your head and just sit there flapping its wings and shrieking at you.
total asshole
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
no chance, Elk's got that easy.
Moose are retarded.
but they don't have the capacity to buy a loaf
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Snappin' dudes necks, cuttin' throats erryday
You could have a cage that's half in the roof but poking out at the bottom, and have it open from beneath. And just grab one at the start of winter when they're hibernating, if they get woken up they'll be super pissed.
holy shit look at this moose
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If they had splayed the angle of the controller out like they did with the XBOX it would have been a lot better.
You mean supposedly still is, because a DC is awesome, even to this day sir.
You may feel that you made the correct choice, but sadly you did not, for the DC was a far superior system compared to the PS2, but the PS2 marketing killed the DC. Fucking Sony, killing a Dream....
but while they were both out the DC was better I reckon
almost....