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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have normal size eyes, in case people were wondering.

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    Cheese.
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    my eyes are really big and shiny

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    splat
  • GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hold ontoyuh butts...

    Grenn on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grenn wrote: »
    Hold ontoyuh butts...

    clever girl

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A couple of friends and I started a JP band where our set would consist of our reinterpreted version of the entire film score - complete with atmospheric jungle ambient sounds.

    While we all learned to play the main score, and sat down and watched the film together making notes on which parts we would musically interpret, sadly we never actually got any further... All just too busy with work and other bands.

    But the dream.

    The dream was always there...

    "Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park."

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  • nakirushnakirush Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Awesomesauce, Beavs!

    I remember that one of my first art assignments in middle school was to make a diorama of a lab. I did the hatching room from Jurassic Park.

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The poster makes me not want to sell my Jurassic Park action figures, so...success?

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NibCrom wrote: »
    The poster makes me not want to sell my Jurassic Park action figures, so...success?

    Can i please have them?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I have multiple Jurrasic Park Velociraptor action figures.

    I tended to pretend that their rigid tails were stingers.

    Making them that much more frightening.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm trying to earn money for a Wacom tablet, so I think they're going on eBay. :(

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You did this when you were what? 21 years old?

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  • ShiboeShiboe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    I have a case of the giant eye, it tends to get worse the more tired I get. Also using eye drops in just one eye, yeah that's a bad idea.

    Haha I have the same thing, except I focus on the droopy eye. More droop = more tired, it's like a thermometer for sleeps.

    Oh and every kid worth anything had some kind of JP figure! I had the small trex with BATTLE DAMAGE! You could pull away a chunk of his torso exposing the gooey innards. I longed for the large trex, but it was more monies.
    NibCrom wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You did this when you were what? 21 years old?

    That's an amazing image.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shiboe wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You did this when you were what? 21 years old?

    That's an amazing image.

    You're imagining beavo in the tub?

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Shiboe wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You did this when you were what? 21 years old?

    That's an amazing image.

    You're imagining beavo in the tub?

    it wouldn't be the first time someone imagined/drew me bathing
    dammit i need to find that picture

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Shiboe wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You did this when you were what? 21 years old?

    That's an amazing image.

    You're imagining beavo in the tub?

    it wouldn't be the first time someone imagined/drew me bathing
    dammit i need to find that picture

    Are you talking about that freaky fucking quote tree with the guy who drew you but went a little into the realm of...well...really god damned creepy?

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    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Shiboe wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You did this when you were what? 21 years old?

    That's an amazing image.

    You're imagining beavo in the tub?

    it wouldn't be the first time someone imagined/drew me bathing
    dammit i need to find that picture

    Are you talking about that freaky fucking quote tree with the guy who drew you but went a little into the realm of...well...really god damned creepy?

    Creepy? Here? Never.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Shiboe wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You did this when you were what? 21 years old?

    That's an amazing image.

    You're imagining beavo in the tub?

    it wouldn't be the first time someone imagined/drew me bathing
    dammit i need to find that picture

    Are you talking about that freaky fucking quote tree with the guy who drew you but went a little into the realm of...well...really god damned creepy?

    Creepy? Here? Never.

    At the time many people called it the creepiest thought process ever committed to post.

    DrZiplock on
    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yes that is it!

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yea.

    That sure was... something.

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    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You squeezed his legs and the head would life and the mouth would open.

    There were multiple iterations of the Raptor toy, though that was the first and most populous.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ShiboeShiboe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Shiboe wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You did this when you were what? 21 years old?

    That's an amazing image.

    You're imagining beavo in the tub?

    it wouldn't be the first time someone imagined/drew me bathing
    dammit i need to find that picture

    Are you talking about that freaky fucking quote tree with the guy who drew you but went a little into the realm of...well...really god damned creepy?

    Creepy? Here? Never.

    At the time many people called it the creepiest thought process ever committed to post.

    I really like the shape this thing is making. (sorry!)

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    one of my favorite toys as a kid was my JP raptor figurine
    when you pressed the button on his back his mouth opened and closed... or his legs moved or something i forget
    anyways, he used to attack and eat my barbies in the tub

    You squeezed his legs and the head would life and the mouth would open.

    There were multiple iterations of the Raptor toy, though that was the first and most populous.

    51BBDDG353L._SL500_AA280_.jpg
    this is him

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    That's the one. You squeezed his legs and his mouth opened and his head moved.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    oh man i think i still have that somewhere

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i want another one so hard

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I have two.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    showoff

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I also have a vast collection of Zbots and Godzilla toys.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I never understood why the raptors (and other JP toys) had the JP tattoo on them. I just ruined the look of the toy to me. I suppose dinosaur toys aren't the most original thing in the world and you need the "JP" to seperate the cool kids from the poseurs.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have a replica of Hammond's amber cane. It is one of my most prized possessions.

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I never understood why the raptors (and other JP toys) had the JP tattoo on them. I just ruined the look of the toy to me. I suppose dinosaur toys aren't the most original thing in the world and you need the "JP" to seperate the cool kids from the poseurs.

    Yeah, don't you remember the commercials?

    "Look for the mark of Jurassic Park!"

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  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The the wet and windswept isle upon which I grew up didn't get those adverts, apparently. I totally should have moved to the US a decade before I did, I missed out on some super important stuff.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    Somewhere buried in my basement back home I've got the t-rex, raptor, dilophosaurus, jeep with the WINDOW THAT BREAKS OFF BUT CAN BE PUT BACK ON OH SHIT and MISSILE LAUNCHER for when you just have to explode a bitch and this shitty net launcher thing that went like 3 inches and some action figures of the kids and Dr Grant or some shit I don't know. Stupid t-rex has a fold in its tail from them making the box too small, morons.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There was a survey done here in the US a while back about "movie science" and a majority of Americans surveyed believed that the "science" in Jurassic Park, the ability to clone dinosaurs from tiny scraps of DNA, is something we can actually do.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shiboe wrote: »
    Oh and every kid worth anything had some kind of JP figure! I had the small trex with BATTLE DAMAGE! You could pull away a chunk of his torso exposing the gooey innards. I longed for the large trex, but it was more monies.

    I had the big Trex with battle damage. 8-)

    Love the poster, btw.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    There was a survey done here in the US a while back about "movie science" and a majority of Americans surveyed believed that the "science" in Jurassic Park, the ability to clone dinosaurs from tiny scraps of DNA, is something we can actually do.

    A cartoon and a theme ride is usually all it takes to convince us of anything...soooo by sparing no expense we were taken in hook, line and sinker.

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    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My buddy and I used to make stop motion movies using the Jurassic Park action figures. But...welll...we would make a fake olympics or something...instead of playing with them the way we were supposed to. God knows why his father even let us use the video camera when we were 8. We were soo lame. Of course...we also made parachutes for them and threw them off of his roof....often.

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    skype: rtschutter
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    character design for a website
    basically it's going to have different sections for people's interests "home and garden" "restaurants" "sporting goods" "entertainment"
    that sort of stuff
    and they wanted a "family friendly" feel to the whole thing, along with some characters to help brand it all
    so i went with a family of birds since...you know, generic white family is just straight up boring.
    i'm trying to sell them on the idea by using the birds doing bird equivalents, so like, for restaurants, have the birds eating at a bird feeder, that sort of thing

    and their pet is an inchworm hahah

    anyways, crits appreciated, this is what i sent them to try to sway them towards using animals
    not necessarily birds, but i think animals make more lovable character mascots than people

    characterconcepts_birds.jpg

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  • slacktronslacktron Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Charming and terrific, as always.

    Only crit would be the inchworm looks a bit like a snake due to its body not being segmented.

    Is the site's name in any way related to birds? The only reason I ask is that using these navigation images is sure to make a lasting impression in a visitor's mind, so if they think of "that site with the bird family", will the url be the next thing that their memory coughs up?

    Of course, Google regularly goes nuts with their banner display and nobody's forgetting their name, so it may be a moot point.

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