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Draw my tattoo!

nagilfarswakenagilfarswake Registered User regular
edited November 2006 in Artist's Corner
i want more ink, and i've come to my fellow PA'ers for assistance.

a (very) little backstory: I am terrified of sharks. The way some people are afraid of spiders, or snakes, or heights, I'm that way with sharks. Thing is, i'm fascinated by them. Can't get enough. So i want to get a tattoo about my fear.

My basic idea: a man standing next to a caught shark. the shark is huge, megalodon sized, dwarfing the man. The shark is hung by it's tail, or lying flat on the ground, or in some other way very obviously caught and dead. The man, dressed in simple clothes, only has one arm, the other either freshly bitten or an old stump.

think some of you might be able to throw some visuals at me? if i dig on any of them enough, i'll get it inked. and if i do that, i would be more than happy to buy you something off your amazon wishlist or whatnot.

Down the slopes of death he rides; the eight hooves pound like drums.

eve: Cain Blueriver
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  • TiniTini Slippy PARegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    ...yeah

    Tini on
    Do a barrel roll.
  • Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    whats the point of getting a tatoo about your fear if its dead ? unless of course if you concored that fear... than maybe it would be cool.

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    I FUCKING HATE SIGNATURES.
  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Dude that's nowhere near manly enough for a tatoo, the shark needs to be fighting a unicorn while Cyborg Che Guevara fights a werewolf Winston Churchill.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    every couple weeks

    tattoo thread in AC

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    So that avatar of yours is pretty inappropriate. Unless I'm looking at it wrong.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    It's a mouse. It's clever, you see.

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  • PiousPious Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I have a fear of jumping the shark. HO! budum psssh

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Hey, you guys! I need someone to do my taxes for me.

    What I had in mind was that you could use a calculator and like calculate on it. Also, sharks and and a guy with a nub!

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  • TiniTini Slippy PARegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Nubby Penis?

    Tini on
    Do a barrel roll.
  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Sharks aren't manly enough? Say what?
    street_sharks.jpg

    (If you really want one of us to commission a design for you, you go to the questions thread and ask for someone to contact you and pay them upfront with real cash monies)

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
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    How about that? I can put him in a poke'ball, that is kinda like being caught and dead.

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  • AtaxrxesAtaxrxes Hellnation Cursed EarthRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    This is what you go to your tattoo artist for. You explain to him exactly what you just wrote here and then he draws it and if you like he puts it on permanently. If you don't like it you talk to him about it and he changes it according to your wishes. This is their job.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Tini wrote:
    Nubby Penis?

    Yeah sure. I mean, what's manlier than a penis?






    Hey, he should totally get a penis tatoo! Right on his chest! That's way more macho than sharks.

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  • TiniTini Slippy PARegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Tini wrote:
    Nubby Penis?

    Yeah sure. I mean, what's manlier than a penis?

    Hey, he should totally get a penis tatoo! Right on his chest! That's way more macho than sharks.
    Fuck Yea!

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    Do a barrel roll.
  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I think that he should tattoo a vagina onto his chest instead. A vagina consuming a shark.


    A vag net.

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  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    what's manlier than a penis?

    A face tattoo.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    sharkpunch.png

    I'm not really drunk yet, I promise.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm not really drunk yet

    Be sure to post another picture when you are.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm not really drunk yet

    Be sure to post another picture when you are.
    Oh, it just gets worse, I assure you.

    I can't really draw feet, so I covered them up with the shark. And I can't really draw sharks, so I cut it off at the bottom. I figured he can just get one of those 90's style No Fear logos at the bottom.

    I'm putting the Segway on my Amazon wishlist, so just hit me up when you're ready to get inked.

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    cowboywrestleur4.jpg

    I just drew this one up. I think it captures the ruggedness of western man and his struggle to master the elements quite well.

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  • MushiwulfMushiwulf Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I wish I knew how to quit you.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    These artists are the best I've seen. I just can't decide what's better. Keep 'em coming, guys!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    dumbtattoo.gif

    what a retarded tattoo

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    dumbtattoo.gif

    what a retarded tattoo

    The fisherman's right arm is longer than the left, but besides that I'd say this is definately the best submission thus far.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    dumbtattoo.gif

    what a retarded tattoo

    ne pas des blood?

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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    [deleted for male-shark erotica]

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    dumbtattoo.gif

    what a retarded tattoo

    The fisherman's right arm is longer than the left, but besides that I'd say this is definately the best submission thus far.

    you're... retarded?

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    dumbtattoo.gif

    what a retarded tattoo

    The fisherman's right arm is longer than the left, but besides that I'd say this is definately the best submission thus far.

    you're... retarded?
    yeah I was really criting your stick man's arm lengths...

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    dumbtattoo.gif

    what a retarded tattoo

    The fisherman's right arm is longer than the left, but besides that I'd say this is definately the best submission thus far.

    you're... retarded?
    yeah I was really criting your stick man's arm lengths...

    you're not getting this

    reread the original post

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    dumbtattoo.gif

    what a retarded tattoo

    The fisherman's right arm is longer than the left, but besides that I'd say this is definately the best submission thus far.

    you're... retarded?
    yeah I was really criting your stick man's arm lengths...

    you're not getting this

    reread the original post
    I got it when I posted it man, you're just doing a little sketch of his overall idea of his tatoo (and saying how his idea is dumb). I was joking/being sarcastic in my original reply to your post. Damn the internets for not being able to tell when people are joking around.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    dumbtattoo.gif

    what a retarded tattoo

    The fisherman's right arm is longer than the left, but besides that I'd say this is definately the best submission thus far.

    you're... retarded?
    yeah I was really criting your stick man's arm lengths...

    you're not getting this

    reread the original post
    I got it when I posted it man, you're just doing a little sketch of his overall idea of his tatoo (and saying how his idea is dumb). I was joking/being sarcastic in my original reply to your post. Damn the internets for not being able to tell when people are joking around.

    Damn said internets for people falling back on the "I was joking" excuse



    your move, sirrah

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
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    what a retarded tattoo

    The fisherman's right arm is longer than the left, but besides that I'd say this is definately the best submission thus far.

    you're... retarded?
    yeah I was really criting your stick man's arm lengths...

    you're not getting this

    reread the original post
    I got it when I posted it man, you're just doing a little sketch of his overall idea of his tatoo (and saying how his idea is dumb). I was joking/being sarcastic in my original reply to your post. Damn the internets for not being able to tell when people are joking around.

    Damn said internets for people falling back on the "I was joking" excuse



    your move, sirrah

    Are you serious? This entire thread is a joke.

    Edited for repetitive picture removal.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    your face's a joke

    what


    hi

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Your... your mum's a joke!

    HAH! Bet you didn't see that one coming SUCKAS!

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    -SPI- wrote:
    Dude that's nowhere near manly enough for a tatoo, the shark needs to be fighting a unicorn while Cyborg Che Guevara fights a werewolf Winston Churchill.
    tattoo.png

    WIP

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  • PiousPious Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    OMG NO! you guys forgot to put the guys arm in the sharks mouth. So you know it happend recently and know that its his arm. Unless the guy killed the wrong shark.

    Pious on
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  • rcumps01rcumps01 Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    The shorter arm is the stub....christ.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Did we crush his soul, already?

    MagicToaster on
  • GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    edited November 2006
    Next moron that has the inclination to ask for us to draw him a tattoo is getting a perma-ban.

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited November 2006
    sharkguy.jpg

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