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The Perils of fixing PCs for relatives..

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i went on my dad's amazon account earlier to check the status of the books he bought me and saw that he ordered a hitachi magicwand massager for christmas
    You know, that's probably going to be used to stimulate your mothers clitoris to orgasm, right?
    Or his father's prostate.

    D:

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    If people found my porn folder, they'd ask themselves: "is this man writing a book on war crimes?".
    so, japanese stuff?

    There's a little oriental flavour in there.

    Wally: I don't discriminate.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    if people found my porn folder they'd be shocked

    it's all completely vanilla

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    don't knock it till you tried it, canman

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i went on my dad's amazon account earlier to check the status of the books he bought me and saw that he ordered a hitachi magicwand massager for christmas
    You know, that's probably going to be used to stimulate your mothers clitoris to orgasm, right?
    Or his father's prostate.

    ot the family dog
    we don't have a dog

    Faricazy on
  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    don't knock it till you tried it, canman

    That wasn't the face I was making in response to the post. That was the face his father probably makes.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i went on my dad's amazon account earlier to check the status of the books he bought me and saw that he ordered a hitachi magicwand massager for christmas
    You know, that's probably going to be used to stimulate your mothers clitoris to orgasm, right?
    Or his father's prostate.

    ot the family dog
    we don't have a dog

    it's in the basement, where your father has a second (dog)family

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Since the demise of my desktop this weekend, I have no more saved porn.

    But if they looked at my history they'd see that pornhub is all about

    Ass

    Titties

    Ass and titties

    Ass ass titties titties ass and titties

    Graves on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If someone found my porn folder they would probably be all, "this guy doesn't seem to have any odd sexual perversions."

    "He must not spend much time on the internet"

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There's enough cum in my porn to fill a fucking olympic sized pool.

    Callius on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i went on my dad's amazon account earlier to check the status of the books he bought me and saw that he ordered a hitachi magicwand massager for christmas
    You know, that's probably going to be used to stimulate your mothers clitoris to orgasm, right?
    Or his father's prostate.

    ot the family dog
    we don't have a dog

    it's in the basement, where your father has a second (dog)family
    we don't have a basement

    Faricazy on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's why I just lend people one of my external hard drives and tell them to copy their own damn files

    Kadith on
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    if people found my porn folder they'd be shocked

    it's all completely vanilla

    actually, I don't really have a porn folder, who needs that with broadband?
    all I have is private pictures, neatly encrypted

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Since the demise of my desktop this weekend, I have no more saved porn.

    But if they looked at my history they'd see that pornhub is all about

    Ass

    Titties

    Ass and titties

    Ass ass titties titties ass and titties

    You need soap and water, soap and water
    Soap and water, Soap and Water

    Stormin Joe on
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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i went on my dad's amazon account earlier to check the status of the books he bought me and saw that he ordered a hitachi magicwand massager for christmas
    You know, that's probably going to be used to stimulate your mothers clitoris to orgasm, right?
    Or his father's prostate.

    ot the family dog
    we don't have a dog

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The only time I ever did an HDD backup for someone I just imaged the whole drive. I did not feel like exploring, and her boyfriend is perfectly hideous to me.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i need more tattooed chicks porn

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't have a porn folder. In addition to only having an 80gig HDD, I find most of the fun is in the hunt.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm greatly pleased that I got the TOTP with that post.

    Callius on
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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm greatly pleased that I got the TOTP with that post.
    I was just about to comment on that. Well done.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm greatly pleased that I got the TOTP with that post.

    bukkake is pretty fun sometimes!

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Now you know that your future sister-in-law probably eats your brother's shit.

    I'll bet that's a secret that dies with him (or at least he thought so until this...)

    scarlet st. on
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    pornhub is the greatest thing to happen to the internet.

    Graves on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    of course he was "playing fetch" with his dog

    yes, playing fetch

    Faricazy on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Now you know that your future sister-in-law probably eats your brother's shit.

    I'll bet that's a secret that dies with him (or at least he thought so until this...)

    from now on, all presents that he gives to his brother for any occasion need to reflect on this, somehow

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    pornhub is the greatest thing to happen to the internet.
    no way

    empflix is better

    so is xvideos

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    of course he was "playing fetch" with his dog

    yes, playing fetch

    with his penis

    because he was engaging in sexual relations with his dog

    Wren on
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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i went on my dad's amazon account earlier to check the status of the books he bought me and saw that he ordered a hitachi magicwand massager for christmas
    You know, that's probably going to be used to stimulate your mothers clitoris to orgasm, right?
    Or his father's prostate.

    ot the family dog
    we don't have a dog

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    she has a look of hatred in her eyes


    excellent

    Stormin Joe on
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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bukkake is pretty fun sometimes!
    Especially when it's not that whiney "they don't like it" japanese stuff.

    Callius on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    seriously look at this little guy

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    you can't get mad at that because that dog can beat you up

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    pornhub is the greatest thing to happen to the internet.
    no way

    empflix is better

    so is xvideos

    I don't know either of those so I'm going to reserve judgment until I research this further.

    I'm quite partial to this one big tits compilation I had found, though.

    Graves on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    bukkake is pretty fun sometimes!
    Especially when it's not that whiney "they don't like it" japanese stuff.

    yes
    porn is really best when everyone involved looks like she/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he is enjoying it

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    bukkake is pretty fun sometimes!
    Especially when it's not that whiney "they don't like it" japanese stuff.

    yes
    porn is really best when everyone involved looks like she/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he is enjoying it

    i think you missed a he

    Stormin Joe on
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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it should be noted that despite other dogs also being awesome, huskies are still the best dogs ever

    siberian-husky.jpg

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    bukkake is pretty fun sometimes!
    Especially when it's not that whiney "they don't like it" japanese stuff.
    That's one thing I could never get into; poor Japanese chicks NEVER look like they're having a good time in any porn video.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I never would have thought this thread would be so educational. Thanks, all.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like youporn, because they have some german amateur stuff

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man I saw some videos that were all made by these same guys, and they would be all nice and all in the beginning, then by the end the girls would be crying and shit and all "can I go now?"

    And I was like.

    D:

    No!

    Graves on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    EMPORNIUM

    BITCHES

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    Fuck off and die.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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