I fucking hate terrible parents

YaYa

dudes

I was at lunch today with some friends from work and another lady from work sat down with us

eating french fries for lunch

I thought okay whatever weird lunch

then she's talking about her baby and I realize she's currently pregnant

and I freak out a little over the ridiculously unhealthy lunch options but I figure it can't hurt the kid too much

then

then

she starts fucking smoking

I literally had to leave the table to stop myself from screaming at her because who the hell does that

who can be that stupid

talk about terrible parenting in here

Cold Salmon and Hatred

how are fries a weird lunch choice?

Clint Eastwood

what do you expect when you live in prison, dawg

George Fornby Grill

Shoulda just punched her in the stomach right there.

Antimatter

You don't think that eating only fries for lunch is weird? You need a sandwich or something to make it healthier.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

sure it's unhealthy

but I wouldn't call it "weird"

potatoe

whoa hey now
don't badmouth french fries

YaYa

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

how are fries a weird lunch choice?

fries by themselves are weird

as a side for like some fucking salad and meat is fine

Stormin Joe

at least she didn't name her kid hitler

Cold Salmon and Hatred

see taters knows where it's at

Houk the Namebringer

pregnant lady eating fries for lunch ain't that bad. pregnant ladies be craving all kinds of weird shit with a snot factory on the way

plus smoking is just preparing them for a thinner lifestyle

Calamity Jane

hrm

one time i was chilling outside this odds and ends store

there was a chicken suit in the window

wanted that chicken suit

i looked to my immediate right when i was roused from looking at a collection of sonny chiba VHS tapes

i heard this rustling

this dude was shoving his baby as it was strapped in its car seat

i walk over and said "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" to which he calmly replied

"It's alright, mister. He had the hiccups!"

potatoe

me and zot

we like dis

(imagine i am holding my fingers crossed)

Faricazy

YaYa wrote: »

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

how are fries a weird lunch choice?

fries by themselves are weird

as a side for like some fucking salad and meat is fine

you stay away from me and my cheese fries

beavotron

i would call it weird
because who the fuck can be satisfied off eating just fries for a meal?

that's a side dish
it's like eating just cole slaw
or just a lightly buttered bun
or just a side salad (okay... people do this, but it's weird to me)

you need like a burger or something to go with it

i would have slapped the cigarette out of her mouth and told her if she's going to go spreading her legs, she's going to have to take responsibility for it if she's sitting near me.

also where the hell do you live that smoking is still allowed inside?

YaYa

Anjin-San wrote: »

hrm

one time i was chilling outside this odds and ends store

there was a chicken suit in the window

wanted that chicken suit

i looked to my immediate right when i was roused from looking at a collection of sonny chiba VHS tapes

i heard this rustling

this dude was shoving his baby as it was strapped in its car seat

i walk over and said "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" to which he calmly replied

"It's alright, mister. He had the hiccups!"

jesus christ

like full on shoving the baby or like a gentle push

tBeav: we were sitting outside

Mr. Henry Bemis

how is just fries more unhealthy than fries and a burger

Phil316

who cares what other people eat

also why care that some bitch smokes while shes pregnant? its not your kid... so who gives a shit?

unless...

Tweaked_Bat_

She's not even a parent yet. I thought this was going to be YaYa bitching about his parents.

Oh well.

beavotron

i do phil
i care

Mr. Henry Bemis

also how far along is she

if she just found out maybe she's in the process of quitting

if she's pretty clearly been pregnant for awhile then fuck her

Skull Man

I have the worst parents dogg

potatoe

YaYa wrote: »

Anjin-San wrote: »

hrm

one time i was chilling outside this odds and ends store

there was a chicken suit in the window

wanted that chicken suit

i looked to my immediate right when i was roused from looking at a collection of sonny chiba VHS tapes

i heard this rustling

this dude was shoving his baby as it was strapped in its car seat

i walk over and said "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" to which he calmly replied

"It's alright, mister. He had the hiccups!"

jesus christ

like full on shoving the baby or like a gentle push

in his defense, the baby was kind of being a dick

Calamity Jane

YaYa wrote: »

Anjin-San wrote: »

hrm

one time i was chilling outside this odds and ends store

there was a chicken suit in the window

wanted that chicken suit

i looked to my immediate right when i was roused from looking at a collection of sonny chiba VHS tapes

i heard this rustling

this dude was shoving his baby as it was strapped in its car seat

i walk over and said "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" to which he calmly replied

"It's alright, mister. He had the hiccups!"

jesus christ

like full on shoving the baby or like a gentle push

tBeav: we were sitting outside

looked like he was trying to pop some lungs

Tweaked_Bat_

beavotron wrote: »

i would call it weird
because who the fuck can be satisfied off eating just fries for a meal?

that's a side dish
it's like eating just cole slaw
or just a lightly buttered bun
or just a side salad (okay... people do this, but it's weird to me)

you need like a burger or something to go with it

i would have slapped the cigarette out of her mouth and told her if she's going to go spreading her legs, she's going to have to take responsibility for it if she's sitting near me.

also where the hell do you live that smoking is still allowed inside?

They were probably in the outide section of a restaurant.

Faricazy

beavotron wrote: »

if she's going to go spreading her legs, she's going to have to take responsibility for it if she's sitting near me.

:winky:

redhead

late at night around where I live one of the only places open is a carls jr

and while their burgers are alright I guess, when you're dying for a late-night snack their criss-cut fries are a gift from god

so yeah I eat only fries, like, often

itsweb

Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »

if she's pretty clearly been pregnant for awhile then fuck her

you and your fetishes

beavotron

Tweaked_Bat_ wrote: »

She's not even a parent yet. I thought this was going to be YaYa bitching about his parents.

Oh well.

she should be considering herself a parent from the moment she starts having unprotected sex

you're going to do that, you're going to have to (wo)man up and face the fucking consequences

i hate people
i hate them
because i love kids and have the common sense to play it safe till i'm ready.

someone who's going to smoke while pregnant clearly didn't plan for this
stupid cunt
man i'd like to find her and slap her face.



...
i am so angry tonight

Peter Ebel

YaYa hates poor people.

Spacehog85

beavotron wrote: »

i would call it weird
because who the fuck can be satisfied off eating just fries for a meal?

that's a side dish
it's like eating just cole slaw
or just a lightly buttered bun
or just a side salad (okay... people do this, but it's weird to me)

you need like a burger or something to go with it

i would have slapped the cigarette out of her mouth and told her if she's going to go spreading her legs, she's going to have to take responsibility for it if she's sitting near me.

also where the hell do you live that smoking is still allowed inside?

The smoking, is just fucking deplorable, but the fries, its already been mentioned, but a pregnant woman would eat shit if she had a craving for it. My wife went through a jumbo size jar of olives within about 2 days when she was really scarfing food down.

Defenestrator

I know what you mean, man. My buddy and his wife are about to have their second kid. They're responsible enough but all they ever eat is pizza, burgers, mac and cheese, and ramen. I am seriously concerned for the health of their children and even offered to help teach them how to cook but they're all, "nah, man. It's cool."

IT IS NOT COOL, ASSHOLES.

Threadbare Sock

on a related note, I've gotten pretty good at identifying people with the facial features of FAS

Me Too!

I don't wanna talk about my dad

Who takes better care of his girlfriend's grandkid than he did me

who is his son

Cold Salmon and Hatred

anyway the majority of kids at my school eat fries everyday for lunch

we have the most unhealthy cafeteria ever

Phil316

and im so chill tonight

so i think if someone wants to smoke when they're pregnant, sure its fuckin stupid, but whatever, they can do whatever the fuck they want

also in junior high my friends ate a package of doritos and a slurpee for lunch practically every day for 3 years

GoldenSeducer

When I worked for the shady "children's charity," a common excuse I got from people not buying stuff was "Sorry, my little kids are in the car!"

Of course, this was AFTER she spent 30 minutes in the grocery store.

Weaver

When my first wife was pregnant we were at the lemaas (I am not looking up how to spell that shit) and we were given a 15 minute break and one of the ladies headed straight outside and started smoking some Kools.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Me Too! wrote: »

I don't wanna talk about my dad

Who takes better care of his girlfriend's grandkid than he did me

who is his son

No, no, tell us how you really feel. Let it all out.

redhead

Me Too! wrote: »

I don't wanna talk about my dad

Who takes better care of his girlfriend's grandkid than he did me

who is his son

you don't wanna talk about it, huh

beavotron

Phil316 wrote: »

and im so chill tonight

so i think if someone wants to smoke when they're pregnant, sure its fuckin stupid, but whatever, they can do whatever the fuck they want

...
you realize what you're saying

you're saying "it's okay, endanger the life of that innocent unborn child because you can do whatever you want"

on the matter of eating fries: whatever, my mom got wicked cravings for the grossest shit when she was pregnant
she also took lots of prenatal vitamins and ate healthy foods when she wasn't craving 2 extra large pizzas/sitting.