This has to be a joke. Please tell me this is a joke.
Otherwise natural selection has failed me.
Natural selection has failed on a lot of levels... read up on some Psychology experiments if you haven't already. Some pretty depressing shit goes down once average people get involved.
Alright, bent to the will of the masses and updated my da account. I think crawdaddio was taken when I signed up (either that or I forgot my password, and used a now defunct e-mail address), so I went for kamakuni. Don't ask; it was a long time ago.
I'm actually kind of surprised thus far that I've had this name for over 10 years now and while silly, I still haven't found it to be horribly stupid yet, or at least not enough to change it.
I'm guessing the day I give up my silly name and silly email address will be the day my soul dies.
Heh, interestingly enough, that's not from Japanese; it's (almost certainly mangled) Quechua.
Likewise with my own name (the crawdaddio one; though something closer to 6 or 7 years); particularly surprising since I don't think I gave it more than a minute's thought.
Man I've been painting for like 8 hours straight. My shoulder is starting to ache. I could probably keep going but I think I'll let it sit overnight.
Exhibition Friday! Gaaaaaaaah. There was an article in the local street press about it, I did an over the phone interview for it. They mispelt my surname, chose my most inane quotes and then went on to attribute all the quotes to the incorrect surname. Wells is not my surname.
ie. Martin Wells was invited to take part on the strength of his first solo exhibition Territory Twelve. Said Wells, "Yes. It is good that I like got invited to you know take part and stuff like that lol." Wells continued, "Don't actually quote me saying lol, okay? lol." Wells describes his art as "like all sci-fi and stuff you know?" And then Wells fell down a well, and someone well to do came to rescue him, and now he is well rested. Well, not exactly.
Not the actual interview, but went pretty much exactly like that.
-You throw the empty roll of toilet paper into the toilet instead of the trash
-Then, you throw away the new roll of toilet paper in the trash, and retain the plastic packaging the toilet paper came in.
i have also been holding the full roll of toilet paper in one hand, wiping myself with the other, have somehow managed to throw the whole roll into the toilet
don't ask how
it just happened
edit: this has been my username for about 10 years.
I came up with "srsizzy" when I was like 10. I wanted it to be "Izzy", which was of course taken, so I just put an SRS in front of it. I don't think I got it from SRS airbags, because I remember looking at the airbag in the car and being like "Thieves."
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BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
-You throw the empty roll of toilet paper into the toilet instead of the trash
-Then, you throw away the new roll of toilet paper in the trash, and retain the plastic packaging the toilet paper came in.
i have also been holding the full roll of toilet paper in one hand, wiping myself with the other, have somehow managed to throw the whole roll into the toilet
don't ask how
it just happened
edit: this has been my username for about 10 years.
My favorite is when I sometimes put the milk jug away in the cupboard where I got my glass.
-You throw the empty roll of toilet paper into the toilet instead of the trash
-Then, you throw away the new roll of toilet paper in the trash, and retain the plastic packaging the toilet paper came in.
i have also been holding the full roll of toilet paper in one hand, wiping myself with the other, have somehow managed to throw the whole roll into the toilet
don't ask how
it just happened
edit: this has been my username for about 10 years.
My favorite is when I sometimes put the milk jug away in the cupboard where I got my glass.
I've done the opposite, and put the empty glass down in the fridge and left the milk out.
Also this has been my username for about 9 years...but you can actually tell a 12-year-old came up with this one. :P
Yay, I can come out of the "throwing a whole roll of TP in the toilet" closet now!
I've had prospicience forever, I think 10 or 11 years now. I really wish I'd chosen something that wasn't ridiculously long and hard to remember the spelling. Bad choice in hindsight.
This is the only place I've used this username, I also have a bad habit of coming up with a new one every 3 or 4 months. So I've got into the habit of using my initials and last name for things otherwise I would have like 12-15 different logins for different places.
I have also thrown the roll into the toilet before by mistake, in addition to putting milk in the cupboard and food to go into the cupboard into the microwave.
AWWW I just saw WALL∙E for the first time AWWWWWW I LOVE IT.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
There may be hope for you yet.
@:Weird things convo: I was once in my basement thinking "I really need to use the restroom." So I walked up stairs, promptly opened the fridge, and poured myself a nice big glass of milk. I was left wondering "How did I get here and where did this milk come from?"
I've had this username for... about a year maybe? It devolved from an argument I had with one of those conversation bots where I was trying to convinve him I was actually Napoleon Bonaparte...
I can't talk about Wall-E with other people in person because I'm afraid I'll just degenerate into a quivering bowl of emotional muck in the process and that'd be no good.
I AM A DUDE WITH A BEARD I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE GENUINE EMOTIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Natural selection hasn't failed. It's just that instead of writing this crap in a journal, this girl has decided to poison us all with things.
Humanity's not dumber, you just see the dumb people a lot more now.
Natural selection has failed on a lot of levels... read up on some Psychology experiments if you haven't already. Some pretty depressing shit goes down once average people get involved.
EDIT: Where're you going, desperaterobots?
You all in to that dern Japaney-mation, son?
I'm actually kind of surprised thus far that I've had this name for over 10 years now and while silly, I still haven't found it to be horribly stupid yet, or at least not enough to change it.
I'm guessing the day I give up my silly name and silly email address will be the day my soul dies.
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Likewise with my own name (the crawdaddio one; though something closer to 6 or 7 years); particularly surprising since I don't think I gave it more than a minute's thought.
Edit: hai desperaterobottttt
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I'm going to try and end this by getting some OH SO DELICIOUS iced cauffeh!
Oh man I love food so much, it is so tasty.
Exhibition Friday! Gaaaaaaaah. There was an article in the local street press about it, I did an over the phone interview for it. They mispelt my surname, chose my most inane quotes and then went on to attribute all the quotes to the incorrect surname. Wells is not my surname.
ie. Martin Wells was invited to take part on the strength of his first solo exhibition Territory Twelve. Said Wells, "Yes. It is good that I like got invited to you know take part and stuff like that lol." Wells continued, "Don't actually quote me saying lol, okay? lol." Wells describes his art as "like all sci-fi and stuff you know?" And then Wells fell down a well, and someone well to do came to rescue him, and now he is well rested. Well, not exactly.
Not the actual interview, but went pretty much exactly like that.
i have also been holding the full roll of toilet paper in one hand, wiping myself with the other, have somehow managed to throw the whole roll into the toilet
don't ask how
it just happened
edit: this has been my username for about 10 years.
This is a good song from a good band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7GZLRxVzvg
I came up with "srsizzy" when I was like 10. I wanted it to be "Izzy", which was of course taken, so I just put an SRS in front of it. I don't think I got it from SRS airbags, because I remember looking at the airbag in the car and being like "Thieves."
My favorite is when I sometimes put the milk jug away in the cupboard where I got my glass.
And I get to see animal collective in may!
All ive gotta do now is find a way to stop being broke.
I've done the opposite, and put the empty glass down in the fridge and left the milk out.
Also this has been my username for about 9 years...but you can actually tell a 12-year-old came up with this one. :P
http://www.cloudmakers.org/trail/#3.94
i picked it because of this sweet little piece of writing: http://jeaninesalla.cloudmakers.org/tanto.htm
before that, i was darkdragon. i had a site called 'darkdragon's lair', which i'm not sure ever really left frontpage.
it was the middle of a South Texas summer though, so it all worked out.
I've had Tam for, what, three years now. It's my preferred name, but it's usually taken:(
Thats pretty damn cool man.
From what I hear franks a pretty good guy.
You wanna know whats exciting? Scanning 100+ drawings and touching up in photoshop....
..i hate this part so much.
Also.. I just saw slumdog millionare. Good movie. Even though im like 2 months behind everyone else already knowing this
I've had prospicience forever, I think 10 or 11 years now. I really wish I'd chosen something that wasn't ridiculously long and hard to remember the spelling. Bad choice in hindsight.
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I have also thrown the roll into the toilet before by mistake, in addition to putting milk in the cupboard and food to go into the cupboard into the microwave.
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thankfully, the bowl was clean.
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Nothin' much, PROX. Go read the D&D sex thread.
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They played Armstrong's version of La Vie En Rose. I didn't even need anything after that.
There may be hope for you yet.
@:Weird things convo: I was once in my basement thinking "I really need to use the restroom." So I walked up stairs, promptly opened the fridge, and poured myself a nice big glass of milk. I was left wondering "How did I get here and where did this milk come from?"
I've had this username for... about a year maybe? It devolved from an argument I had with one of those conversation bots where I was trying to convinve him I was actually Napoleon Bonaparte...
I AM A DUDE WITH A BEARD I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE GENUINE EMOTIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No, no I am still the same unfeeling robotic meanie I've always been. My humanity is very questionable. I NEVER DO OR SAY ANYTHING NICE FOR ANYONE!!!
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What are you trying to do to me here???