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Sara's Balls to the Wall GIF THREAD [nsf56k]

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    matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That neck piercing alone makes me cringe. I am not one for piercings.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah, piercings always immediately make me think of what would happen if you just pulled a little too hard...

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my ex-girlfriend has her ears gauged pretty big and i used to stick my fingers in there to piss her off

    that shit is nasty when you take the gauges out though

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That tongue thing looks pretty hot.

    Just think about what you could do with it...
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i don't understand people who want to gauge their ears way the fuck out

    i just cannot dig that kind of permanent body alteration

    then again, i'm not into piercings in general

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think a lot of goth chicks are just insaneo hot

    The shame is, they're usually dumber than fuckin' hell

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think a lot of goth chicks are just insaneo hot

    The shame is, they're usually dumber than fuckin' hell

    Oh my Christ yes.

    I mean, I'll admit, I listen to some pretty dumb music, and I have said some dumb shit, but a couple goth girls I knew were prone to saying the dumbest shit you could imagine.

    And I'm not just talking about the time one of them said that she liked Archenemy because the lead singer sounds like "a type of Queen Bitch."

    I'm more talking about the time she asked me what potassium was because she heard it was in bananas and wanted to "shop organic."

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think a lot of goth chicks are just insaneo hot

    The shame is, they're usually dumber than fuckin' hell

    Oh my Christ yes.

    I mean, I'll admit, I listen to some pretty dumb music, and I have said some dumb shit, but a couple goth girls I knew were prone to saying the dumbest shit you could imagine.

    And I'm not just talking about the time one of them said that she liked Archenemy because the lead singer sounds like "a type of Queen Bitch."

    I'm more talking about the time she asked me what potassium was because she heard it was in bananas and wanted to "shop organic."

    did you point at your junk and say something about organs

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The arch enemy singer terrifies me

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Phonehand wrote: »
    I think a lot of goth chicks are just insaneo hot

    The shame is, they're usually dumber than fuckin' hell

    Oh my Christ yes.

    I mean, I'll admit, I listen to some pretty dumb music, and I have said some dumb shit, but a couple goth girls I knew were prone to saying the dumbest shit you could imagine.

    And I'm not just talking about the time one of them said that she liked Archenemy because the lead singer sounds like "a type of Queen Bitch."

    I'm more talking about the time she asked me what potassium was because she heard it was in bananas and wanted to "shop organic."

    did you point at your junk and say something about organs

    I'm on the fence. I mean, there are some aspects of Goth chicks I find appealing, but they are all coupled with shit I can't stand, even before you get into personality.

    I do have a soft-spot for girls in big, stompy boots though. Seriously, people.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Boots are awesome. You should never be ashamed of liking a girl in boots. Likewise, girls should never be ashamed of liking boots.

    Hell, you know what? If you don't like boots, or girls in boots, or boots on girls, or boots on boots, or girls on girls; you're a fag.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hi5, Volu.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Boots are awesome. You should never be ashamed of liking a girl in boots. Likewise, girls should never be ashamed of liking boots.

    Hell, you know what? If you don't like boots, or girls in boots, or boots on girls, or boots on boots, or girls on girls; you're a fag.

    What about boots in girls

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Boots are awesome. You should never be ashamed of liking a girl in boots. Likewise, girls should never be ashamed of liking boots.

    Hell, you know what? If you don't like boots, or girls in boots, or boots on girls, or boots on boots, or girls on girls; you're a fag.

    What about boots in girls

    I'll have to petition it before the Council but it could be ages before I can get back to you with results - changes to the constitution require a two-thirds majority.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i've seen pictures of it on the internet!

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what if she is wearing the boots on her hands

    sure it's cute for a second but she is probably retarded

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what if the girl is a boot.

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't find pointed shoes on women attractive
    nor raised shoes like stilettos

    it strikes me the way super-red lipstick or way too much makeup does

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Phonehand wrote: »
    what if she is wearing the boots on her hands

    sure it's cute for a second but she is probably retarded

    I just created a new genre of porn in my mind.

    Girls wear shoes on their feet and then get fucked while doing handstands.

    I'm gonna get rich off this shit.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    boots can be sexy, but i hold a deep hatred of ugg boots and harshly judge people who wear them

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't find pointed shoes on women attractive
    nor raised shoes like stilettos

    it strikes me the way super-red lipstick or way too much makeup does

    Man you better hope you never end up in a noir movie

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    if you wear crocs people should be allowed to stone you to death in the street

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited January 2009
    I was going to say that I didn't think I had ever seen someone wearing crocs, but in a moment of self-contemplation, I realized that I don't really ever look at people's shoes.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mrpaku wrote: »
    boots can be sexy, but i hold a deep hatred of ugg boots and harshly judge people who wear them

    See, but we're talking about combat/work-style boots here.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've seen girls wearing Crocs with gaucho pants

    it is the weirdest look and it makes them seem like they belong in a special ed class

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What about some unholy croc-ugg-boot hybrid.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    boots can be sexy, but i hold a deep hatred of ugg boots and harshly judge people who wear them

    See, but we're talking about combat/work-style boots here.

    yes, that is pretty hot

    absolutely

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Crugs?

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    wearing women as boots!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What about that chick that lived in a shoe.

    Was she hot?

    I mean she had lots of kids so we know at the very least she likes to fuck.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    probably just Catholic

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There's a fat woman who comes into the store where I work wearing lime green crocs.

    At least, she did in the summer.

    Then the unceasing winter rains probably made her realize that a shoe with holes is fucking stupid one of the rainiest cities in the continental United States.
    Olympia averages 50.9 inches of precipitation per year, and has a year-round average of 75% cloud cover. According to MSNBC, Olympia has the most number of rainy days per year in the lower 48 states, out of the 195 cities in the study. Olympia averages 161.6 rainy days per year.

    Seriously leave the damn crocs on the store shelves you retards.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I did not realize both sides of a forked tongue could move independently like that

    My mind is awash with new ideas.

    Not everyone can do it. Much the same that not everyone can do whatever other random shit with their tongue: fold it, twist it, roll it, etc.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Crugs?

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    NO

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Crugs?

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    ok

    i have to admit that i own a pair kind of like this

    they dont have the holes in them, and are made of leather

    in my defense, i know they look goofy as shit and i never wear them away from the house

    they are warm and comfortable as shit

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i don't understand people who want to gauge their ears way the fuck out

    i just cannot dig that kind of permanent body alteration

    then again, i'm not into piercings in general

    I don't find them too bad on other people, but I'd never get a permanent body mod myself.

    Mainly because I don't want to have something on me that is easily recognizable for witnesses.

    Also piercings really suck when you get into a fight.

    I once saw a dude get his brow piercing ripped out.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ribbed for his pleasure

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    go about your business, folks

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ah, the Karate Island episode

    one of the better episodes from the post-movie years of Sponge Bob

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So has Sara Lynn shown her balls yet?

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