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WH40K: Tonight we're gonna party like it's m40.999 (New Ig on page 66)

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    That is amazing. He sculpted a giant set of balls on a rhino.
    Do you think that is amazing, or do you think it makes him a bit of a dick?

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    DampCatDampCat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Hey Tim, what regiment are your guard from again?

    6th Arcadian Infantry. Colonel Hector Penny commanding.

    AKA "Penny's" Arcadians.:winky:

    I'm late to the party, but i see what you did there













    and i giggled like a schoolgirl.

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    UnarmedOracleUnarmedOracle Evolution's Finest Hour Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I know it's petty, but I find it really annoying that the people on warseer persist in mistranslating "sergent artilleur" as "artillery sergeant" when it actually means "gunnery sergeant."

    Also, Tim: that statue idea is badass. An Iwo Jima kind of thing might look good.

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    Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    God, marines can get over 1k worth of shit for under 60$ these days? Christ. I don't have an ork codex handy, so could someone enlighten me on how many points of orks two sets of black reach'd give you, roughly?

    This is really not helping my decision to not get back into 40k.

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Not taking any upgrades except what's on the figures gives you 910pts. You could probably get that closer to 1000 with some armour upgrades and the like.

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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Cynic Jester wrote: »
    God, marines can get over 1k worth of shit for under 60$ these days? Christ. I don't have an ork codex handy, so could someone enlighten me on how many points of orks two sets of black reach'd give you, roughly?

    This is really not helping my decision to not get back into 40k.
    Two sets? that's 40 boyz, two warbosses, ten nobz and six deffkoptas, right?
    40*6
    60*2
    20*10
    35*6
    The bosses both have PKs/TL shootas so that's another 60
    the Koptas all have TL rokkits, so add 60 again
    and the boyz have 4 big shootas, so +40
    TOTAL: 930 +/- wargear, like armour and stuff.

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    IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Okay, we're getting heavy on pages here, so I offer my suggestion for the next topic's title...

    Warhammer 40,000: Five hundred rounds rapid

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    TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    "WH40k: Punisher - Str10 - AP1 - Heavy 40"

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TheBog wrote: »
    "WH40k: Punisher - Str10 - AP1 - Heavy 40"

    Range: 2"

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Warhammer: Anything but Tau, Really

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WH40K: Your Imperium needs YOU

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    Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WH40K: In the Emperors Imperium, bolter shoots you!

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    Ziac45Ziac45 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So does anyone have a link to a simple but effective blood Ravens Painting guide. I tried to figure it out on my own but I just can't get it to look right.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WH40k: New Imperial Guard. AKA, "You have how many fucking models?"

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    Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WH40k: No longer able to afford hookers and blow

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    RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat1310001&prodId=prod1730001

    Web page fail

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    Ziac45Ziac45 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That may not be what its supposed to be but it is a really cool model.

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    alqadimalqadim Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    haha Herro Baddruk the kan!


    WH40k: Big Testicles on Whores Riding Rhinos!

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    NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Warhammer 40k: They made a tabletop game about Dawn of War?!

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    Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nax wrote: »
    Warhammer 40k: They made a tabletop game about Dawn of War?!

    Ha ha, big ups to this one.

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    TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Haha yes!

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    IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I concede!

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Nax wrote: »
    Warhammer 40k: They made a tabletop game about Dawn of War?!

    Ha ha, big ups to this one.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Nax wrote: »
    Warhammer 40k: They made a tabletop game about World of Warcraft?? In SPACE?!

    Ha ha, big ups to this one.

    I concur.

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    TheCrumblyCrackerTheCrumblyCracker Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    delroland wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Nax wrote: »
    Warhammer 40k: They made a tabletop game about World of Warcraft?? In SPACE?!

    Ha ha, big ups to this one.

    I concur.

    Yup.

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fuck World of Warcraft.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Possible IG cover art. Seems to fit with the art trend in the previous few codeci.
    IGCodexsupposedcover.jpg

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    Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I found this...here is your new IG codex cover Tim...
    1228531172665.jpg

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    TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Haha! Good job! Cheer up!

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    RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have not laughed that hard in a very, very long time. Thank you for that.

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    UnarmedOracleUnarmedOracle Evolution's Finest Hour Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Isn't that cover art a crib of the WHFB Empire book?

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    NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    SJ wrote: »
    Fuck World of Warcraft.
    srsly :P

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anon the Felon wrote: »
    I found this...here is your new IG codex cover Tim...
    1228531172665.jpg

    Power Hug: Grants LD 10 to all Guard units within 12" and delivers 2d6 str 10 hits to all enemy models within 24".

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    WulfWulf Disciple of Tzeentch The Void... (New Jersey)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    Anon the Felon wrote: »
    I found this...here is your new IG codex cover Tim...
    1228531172665.jpg

    Power Hug: Grants LD 10 to all Guard units within 12" and delivers 2d6 str 10 hits to all enemy models within 24".

    Bear Hug: Grants Fearless to unit affected by Bear Hug. Unit delivering Bear Hug to affected unit gains 3+ Cover save, as they are holding affected unit as meat shields

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    UnarmedOracle wrote: »
    Isn't that cover art a crib of the WHFB Empire book?
    I actually rather like it for that reason.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    Anon the Felon wrote: »
    I found this...here is your new IG codex cover Tim...
    1228531172665.jpg

    Power Hug: Grants LD 10 to all Guard units within 12" and delivers 2d6 str 10 hits to all enemy models within 24".

    Wow. Jesus.

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    WulfWulf Disciple of Tzeentch The Void... (New Jersey)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I would just like to note that Wulf v1 was executed in the name of the Golden Throne for his heretical endorsement of the 'hug'. Furthermore, his family was declared hereticus and will be sentenced to 34 lifetime 'service terms' on the gas mines of Jupiter. We ensure the good people of Critical Failures that Wulf v2 will be a shining beacon of the Emperor's righteousness...

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    Anon the Felon wrote: »
    I found this...here is your new IG codex cover Tim...
    1228531172665.jpg

    Power Hug: Grants LD 10 to all Guard units within 12" and delivers 2d6 str 10 hits to all enemy models within 24".

    Wow. Jesus.
    That's the power offff Love!

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gabriel_Pitt wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    Anon the Felon wrote: »
    I found this...here is your new IG codex cover Tim...
    1228531172665.jpg

    Power Hug: Grants LD 10 to all Guard units within 12" and delivers 2d6 str 10 hits to all enemy models within 24".

    Wow. Jesus.
    That's the power offff Love!

    Codex creep man. Plus you get normal armor saves against the hit...

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Taking my orks out for a game tomorrow. Probably going to play my brother's Salamanders, but may get to see the new guard in action.

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