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[Miniphalla] Warhammer 40k - Exterminatus, it's the cool thing to do

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !CJ Iwakura by fire be purged!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man! How did I miss this

    !reserve up if relevant

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Man! How did I miss this

    Because it closed rather quickly.

    So, who's winning the vote? Who is our designated daemon today?

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It is getting down to the wire, huh.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Under an hour, yeah. Still hoping someone has a vote count. Not that it matters, I just want to mock whomever's getting voted out.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I wish I hadn't done this, looking over the numbers.
    garroad_ran - Gumpy
    cj iwakura - Burnage, TheLawinator, MagicPrime, oldmanken
    MagicPrime - cj iwakura
    Dusda - jdarksun, It Burns
    Burnage - El Skid
    Ianator - kime
    Gumpy - CrownAxe
    Toxic Toys - garroad_ran, El Skid, Ianator
    It Burns - Toxic Toys
    crimsoncoyote - Wildcat
    TheLawinator - kuhlmeye
    Wildcat - crimsoncoyote
    jdarksun - Loxx

    [strike]Four[/strike] Two players haven't voted.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Toxic Toys, and what happens in the case of a tie?

    (Ianator)

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Uh, by my count I see two that haven't. Myself and Jazz.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sorry, !Toxic Toys, but self preservation is essential to the cause.


    Er, right, two haven't.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    4 to 5, now?

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vote closes in ~20 mins.

    In the event of a tie, the player who reaches the final total first wins (dies).

    Rend on
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hahaha, it's a race? That's awesome!

    cj, bribe me. Because if I switch you die :P.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Er, I did a haphazard vote count? Also, burnination.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hmmm, you did a haphazard count? What is the count, then? Was burnination a threat?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, it should be accurate. Just haphazard in that I went over the pages and jotted down votes.

    And no, just a useful talent.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    erm. . . don't demonstrate your talent up close to me, if you don't mind?

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So I take it Kime and CJ are in a group together - by way of kime changing his vote to save them.

    Heresy I say.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    So I take it Kime and CJ are in a group together - by way of kime changing his vote to save them.

    Heresy I say.

    But atleast it got rid of my vote.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We are daemons, yes.

    I'll switch back if you bribe me enough. . .

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a feeling Jazz won't make it in time to vote, so...I'm sorry !Toxic Toys :(.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kime wrote: »
    We are daemons, yes.

    I'll switch back if you bribe me enough. . .

    What the fuck do I care who gets voted out first night - as long as its not me. First night vote doesn't mean shit.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Awwww, now I lost my bargaining power. Meanie Dusda.

    @Magic: You may care if you were allied with one of them :P.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vote is closing.

    Rend on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Night 1: They are among us.


    "Shut up, this is sentry duty, not social hour," Widcat said straightly to Kime. Kime scowled back, turning his gaze away from the sentry. Morale was already low enough, the last thing anyone needed was...

    ...no. It wasn't worth it. It just wasn't a big deal.

    "Hey..." Kime said.

    "I thought I said I didn't want to talk?!" Wildcat said in a fuss.

    "No, wait, I think I may have heard something..."

    The two readied their lasguns, looking around nervously at the closed and locked entrance to the bunker, approaching it slowly and silently. He was sure he'd heard something...

    *PSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

    The mechanics on the bunker door creaked and moved, hydraulic steam rushing forth as the door opened, slowly. Thinking quickly, Wildcat tripped the bunker alarm. Within seconds, guardsmen were flooding into the place, their lasguns aimed at the slowly opening bunker door.

    "Halt!" Kime said. "Who goes there?"

    *Clank*

    *Clank*

    "HALT! WHO GOES?!"

    *Clank*

    The steam cleared slowly, and the two pairs of heavy footsteps were revealed. The guardsmen lowered their weapons slowly, gazing up in amazement and fear. The bunker door immediately began to close again.

    "I am Brother Julius Rosenox, Justicar of the Grey Knights, and this is Sister Angeline Recaria or the Ordo Hereticus." His silvery power armor gleamed in even the low light of the bunker. "We are here because we have received reports of the taint of chaos here, and we are here to exterminate it."

    The Witch Hunter stepped forward toward the crowd slowly. "...By any means necessary." she added.

    "You. Come here." She pointed to Kime. He stepped up slowly, gulping to himself. The Witch Hunter placed a hand on his forhead, closing her eyes.

    She turned to the Grey Knight. "This one is untainted."

    "INdeEd he iS!!" It was sudden, nobody could react. A Daemonette of Slaanesh jumped straight from the middle of the crowd, as if it had been there the whole time, slicing Kime into ribbons, and gazing up at the two Inquisition with hatred.

    The Witch Hunter aimed her bolter at the beast, letting loose a salvo, which the Daemonette dodged deftly. Quickly, though, the Grey Knight moved in, closing his power-armored fist around the Daemonette's neck, closing his fist and leaning in within inches of the daemon's maw.

    "YoU maY havE CauGHt me ThiS TImE...! bUT you HaveNT SeEN thE LaST of mE!" Ianator rasped.

    "On the contrary, mutant." Rosenox raised his Storm Bolter to the Daemonette's head, pushing it to the side with the barrels. "I do believe we have."

    *SPLAT*

    "This lack of security is intolerable, guardsmen-"

    "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

    And just like that, guardsman Kuhlmeye was dead, an Ork Choppa embedded so far into his skull it might as well be a permanent emplacement.

    "How many?" Rosenox screamed. "HOW MANY ORKS ARE INSIDE?"

    Burnage spoke up. "Sir..."

    "It was just one!"



    RESULTS

    Ianator - Daemonette of Slaanesh - Killed by Grey Knight
    Kuhlmeye - Psycher (Guardian/Miller) - Killed by Ork
    Kime - Guardsman - Slashed to ribbons by a Daemonette of Slaanesh
    Toxic Toys - Guardsman - Failed the Inquisition

    Rend on
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    OOOOooooOOOOO

    :( Already? Stupid Daemonettes.

    OOOOooooOOOO

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What is the Grey Knight, and how did it kill Ianator? I mean, I'm glad it got one of the baddies, but what is it?

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    IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    OOOoooOOOoooOOO

    Gah! Not the face! Not my most lovely face~!

    OOOoooOOOoooOOO

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It is a beign made of awesome and purge the heretic, the alien and the mutant :winky:

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Inquisition's sights have proven accurate. A good blessing.

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm incredibly sad to have lost Kime, I was certain he was one of the good guys :(.

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Dusda wrote: »
    What is the Grey Knight, and how did it kill Ianator? I mean, I'm glad it got one of the baddies, but what is it?

    The Grey Knights are a chapter of Space Marines. They're daemon hunters.

    Ah; so is that some player role we're unaware of or was he an NPC?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dusda wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Dusda wrote: »
    What is the Grey Knight, and how did it kill Ianator? I mean, I'm glad it got one of the baddies, but what is it?

    The Grey Knights are a chapter of Space Marines. They're daemon hunters.

    Ah; so is that some player role we're unaware of or was he an NPC?

    It has to be a vigilante, judging by the results.


    What I'm curious about is 'Miller/Guardian'.

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ah, I see. In the games of Mafia I've played we had a doctor who could shield a player each night; that may be the Guardian's power. Which, if it is, is a really lucky goddamn blow against us.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah, that's definitely the Guardian in this case, but a role being both a Miller and a Guardian seems odd.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ooOOOOoOOOOOooooo

    You sum of bitches.

    OOOoOOOooOoooOoOO

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    The Inquisition's sights have proven accurate. A good blessing.

    You're going to have to explain this, seeing as it was an honorable Guardsman that failed the Inquisition.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oooooooOOO

    Really?

    ooooooooooooo

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    The Inquisition's sights have proven accurate. A good blessing.

    You're going to have to explain this, seeing as it was an honorable Guardsman that failed the Inquisition.

    It was an agent of the Inquisition that took out the Daemonette, you'll recall.

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    True enough.

    Where to go from here though...

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    Mad JazzMad Jazz gotta go fast AustinRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well shit, that was a much longer day than expected. I'm too beat to think right now, I'll come back and post tomorrow after I've slept. I'll actually be around before vote close this time!

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