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[Miniphalla] Warhammer 40k - Exterminatus, it's the cool thing to do

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    CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Dusda

    No one in there right mind would put that much work into this

    Plus of this knowledge is just begging to be a Daemon of Tzeentch

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oooOOOOooooOOOOooo

    Bugger!

    OOOooooOOOOoooOOOO

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't think Dusda is a baddy. There's no way he'd draw attention to himself like that if he was evil, since we almost certainly still have a seer around. To me it looks like a surprisingly good attempt to network the vig and the seer.

    CrownAxe for trying to get him voted off, that said.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So, what you're trying to say is that you're a normal dude with no confirmation of any abilities or alignment whatsoever, but because you wrote down a list of suspects that means you're a good guy?

    If anything it seems that you've passed along all of your suspicions of good guys or bad guys to CJ, who could pass that along to the rest of the daemons to better guide their kills. If they can get a better hold on the suspicions of normal villagers then they can better guide the vote with a little prodding and killing everyone they can "trust".

    I don't think you're actually evil, but not because of your amazing little post there was so logically put together, but because the reasoning is so stupid that it can't be evil.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah - I'm going to have to jump on the !CrownAxe bandwagon too. Unless Dusda is counter countering himself like Vizzini I don't think he's evil.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !CrownAxe for heresy of the thrice-highest order.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But if there is a demon out there with a kill order tonight - I don't think Dusda will be around tomorrow.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Maybe not, but sometimes you have to take one for the team. Heck, that's basically the Imperial Guard's motto.

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Alright, I'll buy into the !CrownAxe bandwagon for now. He also helped kickstart the Burnage bandwagon yesterday so there might be something to this.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Why would anyone even bother killing Dusda? I don't think he's special, if he was, I really hope he wasn't trusting too many people.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Why would anyone even bother killing Dusda? I don't think he's special, if he was, I really hope he wasn't trusting too many people.

    Wouldnt be the first time I've seen someone taken out for no other reason then they are talking a lot

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    CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Look at what is happening, Dusda would is basically getting immunity because of his post and if the Vig and Seer do contact him he'll know who to get rid of.

    Its exactly what a baddy wants

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Or we could all just ignore Dusda.

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CrownAxe wrote: »
    Look at what is happening, Dusda would is basically getting immunity because of his post and if the Vig and Seer do contact him he'll know who to get rid of.

    Its exactly what a baddy wants

    Yes, that motive makes sense. However, do you realize how much work it would take to forge two days of notes and (at my count) about eight pages of conversation? I have made no attempts to hide the fact that I was fucking duped. I made several stupid judgments. To construct such a story to use as a veil would take an incredible amount of effort. This is my first game of Mafia that has taken place over the web; all of my actions reflect that. My refusal to believe the first round means nothing (games played in person are much more telling, since you can actually see the person you're reading) should be supporting enough on its own.

    Me getting killed by the Inquisition would be the most delicious sort of irony.

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    CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The effort would be worth the reward though since you wouldn't be the target of anything

    And besides how can we know that conversation is valid or not anyways

    Also why try so hard if you're not a special of any kind? Espacially since there isn't a real way to validate being a special, which you should know since you just got swendled on the first day

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Because I care more about being correct than I do about surviving, I guess. Probably why I'm so annoyed with the results of the second night.

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    CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You can't know if your correct or not until the game is over or if a person in question is dead

    This is the internet. Validity is just as real here as Big Foot

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CrownAxe wrote: »
    The effort would be worth the reward though since you wouldn't be the target of anything

    I'd think our seer would try to verify his claim. (Still assuming we have a seer)

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    CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CrownAxe wrote: »
    The effort would be worth the reward though since you wouldn't be the target of anything

    I'd think our seer would try to verify his claim. (Still assuming we have a seer)

    I reveal that im nothing but a guardsman

    You have no reason to vote me off for i have not been tainted by chaos

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Better to self-destruct than acquiesce.

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Needs more effort. Perhaps if you made a spreadsheet

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If a job´s worth doing it´s worth dying for.

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    CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    All i'm saying is exactly what Phallas are... Paranoia

    No one knows who anyone is for sure, all you can do is point fingures at people that act the most suspicious

    Dasda fits that description

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    Mad JazzMad Jazz gotta go fast AustinRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We'll have a much better idea of where we're at after tonight, at least. For the time being, I'm going with !It Burns. Something doesn't sit quite right with me, and while my phalla instincts aren't nearly what the rest of the group's (probably) are, instinct counts for something.

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    LoxxLoxx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !CrownAxe for now.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CrownAxe

    I'm sorry but what

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mad Jazz wrote: »
    We'll have a much better idea of where we're at after tonight, at least. For the time being, I'm going with !It Burns. Something doesn't sit quite right with me, and while my phalla instincts aren't nearly what the rest of the group's (probably) are, instinct counts for something.

    No u!

    !Mad Jazz

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vote closes in about 7 minutes.

    Rend on
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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !It Burns, because I've got nothing better to go on.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    By the way, narration may be a couple minutes late tonight, I've not had time to write any until now.

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    By the way, I know the Vigilante and possibly know the Seer. The vigilante will kill Gumpy tonight.

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    It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Maybe you know that because you're the vigilante

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Night 3: Stickin' it to the man.

    Another two hours had passed. Two Daemons lay dead, one of Slaanesh and one of Nurgle. You could only speculate about the identities of any remaining Daemons.

    And, a puzzle to all involved, the mysterious yet overly zealous Ork stalking the halls of the Bunker of Phallanon Prime. What was this? And how had they not found him?

    None of that mattered, Dusda thought to himself, walking in front of the long line of guardsmen. "It is time for the inquisition to take its next victim..." he said, his storm bolter shining and shimmering in the bunker light. "You!"

    He pointed to CrownAxe, who stood tall. "How do we know you're not a Daemon, SIR?"

    The hall was silent.

    "What... did you say?" Dusda replied slowly.

    "I said who says you're not one of them? You may be in the armor of a Grey Knight, bu-"

    *SPLAT*

    CrownAxe found his brains along the back wall. "Does anyone else have objections to my leadership?"

    "I do..."

    Dusda turned around, brandishing his Nemesis Force Weapon menacingly, but it was too late. His power armor was already melting as the Flamer of Tzeentch focused its deadly warp-fire at it, seeping into the spaces in his anointed armor. Dusda fell to the ground, a burnt husk, and in seconds, the Flamer was nowhere to be found.

    And then, it happened.

    "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    AAAAGH!!!!!!!
    "

    This time, TheLawinator found himself victim to the choppa-wielding ninja Ork.

    And again, he was gone before anyone even realized what had happened.



    RESULTS

    Dusda - Grey Knight (Vigilante) - Killed by Flamer of Tzeentch
    TheLawinator - Veteran Guardsman (Mason) - Killed by ork
    Gumpy - Guardsman - Killed by Grey Knight
    CrownAxe - Guardsman - Failed the Inquisition

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You fools!

    /slump

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    CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    O HO! I got OWNED

    Big time

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Damn.

    There goes the Vigilante.

    We are sucking this shit up... Is it even possible for us to win now?

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ah shit, I forgot to be on when I needed to.


    FIGHT ON BROTHERS!

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Possible, yes.

    There are 8 of us left, and three kills tonight. If we don't hit either a baddie or the ork I would assume that's game over for the village.

    I have a sinking suspicion that we do have a seer out there, but he's managed to consistently seer people who ended up dying.

    I'm going to suggest -not- voting for crimsoncoyote or madjazz tonight. Crimsoncoyote didn't post or vote yesterday, and madjazz didn't post or vote on day 1. I'd imagine that neither of them is the ork.

    As for who to actually vote for, beats me.

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    Mad JazzMad Jazz gotta go fast AustinRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, I can tell you that I'm just a plain vanilla guardsman, ready to charge to my death at the hands of any foe. Not that I can do much to prove my innocence. If I die, it will only be in service to the emperor!

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    God dammit, Dusda. As a vigilante with the guardian dead, you're supposed to lay low, not paint a big 'x' on your forehead! :(

    Zee pain, eet ees excruciating.

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