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Larpers (also manboobs) on teevee

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dude, bonanza was pretty awesome

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    You know there should really be a name for that kind of blowjob. It's like a sub-genre of the blowjob.
    Sucking brain matter out of a comatose head?

    Nah...too wordy. Also I don't like that tone. It needs to be awesomer because it is one of my favorite things. I suppose Pony is right. I could call it the un-gentleman.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Hmmm....come to think of it she watched No Country for Old Men on my recommendation and absolutely hated it and questioned my sanity after....

    She seems really smart though.

    Maybe she has a tumor.

    It's not a tumah.

    EET'S A BAYBAE!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    I think those people are dagfighting, rather than actually LARPing.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Movie ain't got no damn ending.

    I'm sure I've told this before but I remember being in Blockbuster and this black dude was at the counter trying to return it and get another copy because he was certain his copy was flawed and the ending was cut out somehow.

    Whole store turns around to start explaining to him that WAS the ending. He never seemed convinced.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i haven't shaved in like two weeks so i got some serious hobo-ness going here, including on my neck

    wouldn't really call it a neckbeard, though

    more just "scruffy guy needs a god damn shave"

    Me too. I'm hoping it might get to the stage by the end of next week where I can make a thread called Gingerbeard Man.

    Run, run, fast as you can
    You can't escape me, I'm the gingerbeard man

    Then a photograph of me with my hobo rape beard.

    Except we're going to the inlaws this weekend so Rebekah will probably make me shave.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Why was this a hot chick with a whole bunch of nerds.

    Must be a slut and doesn't care where her dickings come from.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I didn't see a hot chick anywhere in this thread.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the chick in the picture i posted actually was kinda hot

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Seriously though, think about it: You think you're just a normal guy with some dorky tastes in entertainment, going about your life like it ain't no thing. Then one day, you look in the mirror, and you see that tangled fur spread out across the underside of your jaw, and you realize "I'm going to be alone forever."

    Terrifying.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Why was this a hot chick with a whole bunch of nerds.

    That's what I found most ridiculous about the LARP'ing scene in Role Models.

    I guess these girls are the same type that dress up as Leia and Samus during nerd conventions. They may be only moderately attractive, but in that crowd they are practically goddesses. Or maybe I'm just sexist.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Seriously though, think about it: You think you're just a normal guy with some dorky tastes in entertainment, going about your life like it ain't no thing. Then one day, you look in the mirror, and you see that tangled fur spread out across the underside of your jaw, and you realize "I'm going to be alone forever."

    Terrifying.

    I got fur growing down my neck a bit, but I got plenty on the face as well.

    I'm just really fucking hairy.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Seriously though, think about it: You think you're just a normal guy with some dorky tastes in entertainment, going about your life like it ain't no thing. Then one day, you look in the mirror, and you see that tangled fur spread out across the underside of your jaw, and you realize "I'm going to be alone forever."

    Terrifying.
    Until you bang some larper slut.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Why was this a hot chick with a whole bunch of nerds.

    That's what I found most ridiculous about the LARP'ing scene in Role Models.

    I guess these girls are the same type that dress up as Leia and Samus during nerd conventions. They may be only moderately attractive, but in that crowd they are practically goddesses. Or maybe I'm just sexist.
    Hot by association

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Why was this a hot chick with a whole bunch of nerds.

    That's what I found most ridiculous about the LARP'ing scene in Role Models.

    I guess these girls are the same type that dress up as Leia and Samus during nerd conventions. They may be only moderately attractive, but in that crowd they are practically goddesses. Or maybe I'm just sexist.

    it works the other way around, as well

    if you are a decently attractive guy at a nerdy convention it doesn't take much for you to pick up the other moderately attractive people

    it's like

    in the land of the blind

    the one-eyed man is king

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the best part about role models was the stormtroopers

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Thanks to genetics I can never become a neckbeard.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Why was this a hot chick with a whole bunch of nerds.

    That's what I found most ridiculous about the LARP'ing scene in Role Models.

    I guess these girls are the same type that dress up as Leia and Samus during nerd conventions. They may be only moderately attractive, but in that crowd they are practically goddesses. Or maybe I'm just sexist.

    it works the other way around, as well

    if you are a decently attractive guy at a nerdy convention it doesn't take much for you to pick up the other moderately attractive people

    it's like

    in the land of the blind

    the one-eyed man is king

    I think I have that exact power if I start playing Zelda music on my ocarina.

    Like, I'll be out at the quad, playing whatever song is on my mind at the moment.

    Then I'll start playing Zelda's Lullabye or Lost Woods or something, and suddenly the goofiest fucking people pop up out of nowhere.

    It's a nice ego trip.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that's cause you summoned then, goatmon

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    instead of summoning epona, when he plays his ocarina goatmon summons weird nerds

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Seriously though, think about it: You think you're just a normal guy with some dorky tastes in entertainment, going about your life like it ain't no thing. Then one day, you look in the mirror, and you see that tangled fur spread out across the underside of your jaw, and you realize "I'm going to be alone forever."

    Terrifying.
    Until you bang some larper slut.

    But then she leaves you for the slightly-more-attractive-dude-with-low-expectations and you lose your job and have to move back in with your parents and you find a Naruto headband on the ground one day and pick it up and then it is over man.

    It is so over.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    instead of summoning epona, when he plays his ocarina goatmon summons weird nerds

    I vow to use this power responsibly.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No dude I found a Bleach buckle bracer it's totally boss.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Seriously though, think about it: You think you're just a normal guy with some dorky tastes in entertainment, going about your life like it ain't no thing. Then one day, you look in the mirror, and you see that tangled fur spread out across the underside of your jaw, and you realize "I'm going to be alone forever."

    Terrifying.
    Until you bang some larper slut.

    But then she leaves you for the slightly-more-attractive-dude-with-low-expectations and you lose your job and have to move back in with your parents and you find a Naruto headband on the ground one day and pick it up and then it is over man.

    It is so over.
    hey, I'm a pretty attractive guy with...well, I'm never going to say I have low standards, so let's go with 'floating standards.'

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Seriously though, think about it: You think you're just a normal guy with some dorky tastes in entertainment, going about your life like it ain't no thing. Then one day, you look in the mirror, and you see that tangled fur spread out across the underside of your jaw, and you realize "I'm going to be alone forever."

    Terrifying.
    Until you bang some larper slut.

    But then she leaves you for the slightly-more-attractive-dude-with-low-expectations and you lose your job and have to move back in with your parents and you find a Naruto headband on the ground one day and pick it up and then it is over man.

    It is so over.
    What about no expectations?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the hells is role models

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Seriously though, think about it: You think you're just a normal guy with some dorky tastes in entertainment, going about your life like it ain't no thing. Then one day, you look in the mirror, and you see that tangled fur spread out across the underside of your jaw, and you realize "I'm going to be alone forever."

    Terrifying.
    Until you bang some larper slut.

    But then she leaves you for the slightly-more-attractive-dude-with-low-expectations and you lose your job and have to move back in with your parents and you find a Naruto headband on the ground one day and pick it up and then it is over man.

    It is so over.
    What about no expectations?

    That's even worse!

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    the hells is role models
    it's a moving picture, also known as a 'movie.'

    I don't know if you get those in canada.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Seriously though, think about it: You think you're just a normal guy with some dorky tastes in entertainment, going about your life like it ain't no thing. Then one day, you look in the mirror, and you see that tangled fur spread out across the underside of your jaw, and you realize "I'm going to be alone forever."

    Terrifying.
    Until you bang some larper slut.

    But then she leaves you for the slightly-more-attractive-dude-with-low-expectations and you lose your job and have to move back in with your parents and you find a Naruto headband on the ground one day and pick it up and then it is over man.

    It is so over.
    What about no expectations?

    That's even worse!
    Oh man, I'm worse than a larper

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Seriously though, think about it: You think you're just a normal guy with some dorky tastes in entertainment, going about your life like it ain't no thing. Then one day, you look in the mirror, and you see that tangled fur spread out across the underside of your jaw, and you realize "I'm going to be alone forever."

    Terrifying.
    Until you bang some larper slut.

    But then she leaves you for the slightly-more-attractive-dude-with-low-expectations and you lose your job and have to move back in with your parents and you find a Naruto headband on the ground one day and pick it up and then it is over man.

    It is so over.
    What about no expectations?

    That's even worse!
    Oh man, I'm worse than a larper

    Not actually what I meant, but I'm not sure I can disagree with it.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I larp that I'm hunting Moby Dick by the way I go after fat chicks. Always looking for my white whale.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I larp that I'm hunting Moby Dick by the way I go after fat chicks. Always looking for my white whale.

    truly to enjoy womanly warmth,some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Damnit, I really wanted to see this movie when I heard about it a while ago. But I was out tonight, that sucks.

    Except I was out being a huge nerd painting warhammer.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that was an excellent post, goatmon

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I larp that I'm hunting Moby Dick by the way I go after fat chicks. Always looking for my white whale.

    truly to enjoy womanly warmth,some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast.

    Well, in Shibby's case, that would be his cold, black heart.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    If it hasn't been mentioned yet, this also deals with the same topic and came out in '06

    it also has plenty of awkward moments where you're deeply embarrassed for the person on screen as they talk about how their life is so terrible they'd rather pretend to be faggy drow

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    all this thread has done is remind me of how awesome role models was

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    all this thread has done is remind me of how awesome role models was

    it really was a great movie, and wasn't really mean-spirited or anything towards larping. jane lynch was the standout, especially that end scene with the hotdog

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    I don't really think it was jane lynch's best work!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I still need to see Role Models

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