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Evil Multifarious
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I tried to find a clip of Abe Simpson saying "SEEEEEeeeeeex!" in a creepy old man voice, but "abe simpson sex" did not produce suitable results.
SEX! We all do it, or want to do it, or have strong views about it in some way or another. Or maybe you don't, and you're asexual, which is fascinating and you should talk about it!
This thread is for the discussion of sex in a frank and liberal manner. From your personal-level discussion - positions you like, things you've tried and enjoyed, things you didn't enjoy, and the reasons why - to questions and advice - condoms, birth control, getting off, getting other people off - to hilarious stories about falling off the bed, getting caught, or having your cat lick your scrotum while you're humping away. Of course, this being D&D, we will inevitably discuss the nature of sexuality, both as individuals and in terms of the broader culture.
Think of this as similar to a hobby thread about guns or cars, except it's about your junk and its adventures.
To begin, the other day I was discussing my friend's sex life with her, and she was talking about how it seems like women are always aiming to get off as much or as quickly as possible, because it's often difficult to get there, while men are always aiming to delay getting off as long as possible, because it lets them get their partner off but also makes it more enjoyable for them.
As a consequence, we began discussing how the men she's slept with seem to generally remain very self-aware and almost mechanistic during sex. They don't really get lost and let go - because if they do, they'll usually finish very quickly, which is rarely fun for anyone. This rang particularly true for me, because I have to concentrate and, occasionally, distract myself with thoughts of unpaid bills and deadlines. I'm interested in whether other guys have the same experience, or whether they have more of that romanticized sense of "getting into" a sexual encounter.
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That's my bitter deep thought for the day.
foucault wins
I find it stranger that you had a bag of butter than that you banged it.
Well, if it comes down to one person not having as much fun as they could, or both people being disappointed, the former seems to be the better option to me. Which isn't to say that it's completely unfun, just that it is a bit of an odd conundrum; once you're busy having all kinds of fun, you have to actively try to have a bit less focused fun, lest the fun end for all involved.
like, she was an actual librarian who was hot and kinky
that was fun
too bad she kept my belt and I got back together with my girlfriend soon after
Sir, may I have some more?
NNID: Hakkekage
My partners tend to enjoy the fact that I have delayed ejaculation, meaning I'm a stallion who can go on for extended periods of time. The only downside is that, yeah. It's hard as hell for me to get mine.
Maybe he bought sticks of butter and filled a bag with them?
I definitely understand that. It depends a lot on the partner and position for me and whether or not I'm wearing a condom. Missionary usually results in quicker finishes than doggie style for me, for instance. And I had one girlfriend who I just happened to be able to last forever with; it's just the way our anatomies lined up.
That said, if I let myself finish quicker, then expending less energy and time means I'm going to be ready to go again faster. If I'm spending two hours on every sexual encounter then I'm probably not going to want to have more than one encounter a day and maybe not even every day. What I've found in the past is that if I just finish quickly with a girl, and then wait a half an hour, and then go again, the second time around lasts longer and we get to have both fast-and-hard sex and slow-and-romantic sex in the same day and we get the best of both worlds... even though that might mean she has to be patient and wait for the second encounter for an orgasm.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Too bad she didn't tell me that she lived in Far Rockaway, and the next morning I had to take a two and a half hour subway ride back to the bronx completely hung over
sometimes it gets annoying
And that's why we share.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Is this a slang term of some kind or did you hook up with someone literally because their residence was air-conditioned?
This thread is going places.
My guess is the latter.
A fair exchange of one kind of service for another, as it were.
it was scorching and humid and she had an air-conditioned apartment
Also, I would love to have more, with more people, but my wife's not into that.
Now when you say "apartment" do you mean "vagina"? And when you say it was "air conditioned" do you mean to say "she never wore any panties"?
I just want to note that this thread is not letting me read my book and is instead making me sit on it for juicy details of yours :winky:
NNID: Hakkekage
I wish I had this problem.
I once had sex 9 times in one day. I have no idea how and I doubt I could repeat it, but yeah.
Married w/ Children-that-are-at-Grandma's-house sex? Now we're on to something.
Also, solution for 'keeping yourself detached to last longer thing'...get drunk. Much like the act itself, you have to find the sweet spot. Drunk enough that you're gonna hang in there for a bit, not so drunk that it's an exercise in futility.
twit feed
For example, if I go for a longer run that day, I last longer in bed.
although I haven't been put into a situation where that might happen yet so who knows
NNID: Hakkekage
Menage a [x] are fun, but holy hell you'd better have a strong relationship and serious self-confidence before you do them.
Craigslist personal ads for NSA sex are like siren song to horny nerds.
Paying for sex has yet to diminish my enjoyment of it.
Most women are bad at fellatio, so you have to derive pleasure in seeing it rather than feeling it.
If you ever think of another woman/women while having sex with your lady, never, ever let her know about it.
Long sex is really overrated. Seriously, anything over 20 minutes is pushing it. The point is to get off, not show off.
Having sex in a car is difficult if you're over 6 feet tall.
Porn: good for beating off, terrible for guiding your ideas about what's normal for sex.
I'm constantly amazed by how many women respond favorably to stuff like spanking, rough handling, and otherwise offensive dirty talk.
Never let go of a girl that does Kegel exercises regularly.
You guys have no idea how much longer I could go on about this topic...
Trivia time: The chances of a male contracting herpes in a single encounter with an asymptomatic female partner while wearing a condom are roughly 1 in 2500. Those chances are halved if it's been over a year since that girl's last outbreak. Those chances are halved again if she's taking Valtrex. When the chances of getting a disease are lower than the chances of getting into a car accident on the way to her apartment, I stop worrying about the disease.
I don't know what those numbers are like regarding HIV or genital warts, though. I really hope Gardasil gets approved for use in men.
That said, I don't engage in random hook-ups. I only hook up with people I hope to know for a while. I'd rather have a steady stable of regular fuck buddies than a string of one-night-stands.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
For me, it's just confidence issues. As if being wanted somehow made me worthy of something.
One of the reasons sexuality is pretty screwy and we need to work on it as a society.
there are so many reasons why sexuality in our society is pretty screwy
identity formation around sexuality is one of them, i think
Yep. Pretty much.
I basically told my wife when we first started dating, that it was important I get some every couple of days otherwise I would be an unpleasant person to be around.
oh you know I'm there with you on that one
tag me in
I'm all set up for the flying Deleuzian elbow!
Yeah.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
See, I agree the societal look on sex is screwy cause another of my greater fears is really becoming known as a slut if I ever start getting into random hookups
we've all tread the ground of the double standard of chicks who sleep around being whores and guys who sleep around being studs so I don't think I have to say more
NNID: Hakkekage
Anyone have any experience in this area? Joint problems do not tend to make for variety or athleticism in the bedroom. Sex swings (while it seems like they might be a good idea) are pretty much right out since we rent this place.
That seems more like a problem of aim.
And of having cushions with zippers.
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flirting with a girl, because I got game
clearly she's in to me, because I'm awesome (happiest part)
sex (usually pretty pleasing and hot, but not as good as the previous euphoria)
morning after -- cold and lonely