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FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
i pooped and then took a shower and the poop smell hovered in the steam like some sort of evanescent monster

shucks, that was gross

[edit] then sometimes you forget to flush that dang old poop afterwards and come home a few hours later and it's all 'SURPRISE I'VE BEEN SOAKING UP URINE-WATER THIS WHOLE TIME"

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you're gross

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    It's a massive connundrum. Do you shower first and poop later and have the clean feeling ruined by the poop coming out of your butt, or poop first and then shower in the poop smell.

    Or you could just open a window / turn a fan on.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man it is so cold outside

    i opened a window to smoke earlier and within ten minutes i felt as if my digits were about to make a daring escape

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandy this is not worth sharing. We have standards here.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I hate when I'm showering and need to poop in the middle of showering

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i always just hop in the shower anyway, no use waiting around. you gotta turn the exhaust fan on. also, i have scented candles in my bathroom i light if the smell gets too heinous. and i use baby wipes for my sensitive bottom (that last one was just something i wanted to share)

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ps how do you shuck corn what is corn shucking

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i always just hop in the shower anyway, no use waiting around. you gotta turn the exhaust fan on. also, i have scented candles in my bathroom i light if the smell gets too heinous. and i use baby wipes for my sensitive bottom (that last one was just something i wanted to share)

    you are such a girl

    cute stuff

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    fandy, you ever smoke a cig while pooping? it is the best experience in the whole wide world

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    ps how do you shuck corn what is corn shucking
    corn shucking is slang for peeling a man's underwear off before you stick your dick in

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I hate when I'm showering and need to poop in the middle of showering

    I just do it in the shower and let it mix with the water and go down the drain. It's like it never happened.


    oh wait you said poop.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    fandy, you ever smoke a cig while pooping? it is the best experience in the whole wide world

    I've actually never gotten to do this

    I live with my parents and don't smoke in this house ever and I only like to poop at home

    But when I move out after this semester i look forward to starting each day with a poop a smoke and a black coffee all at once

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    MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I worked in the produce department of a grocery store for a few years. I was fucking good at shucking corn.

    But not the way Mysst is describing.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    It's a massive connundrum. Do you shower first and poop later and have the clean feeling ruined by the poop coming out of your butt, or poop first and then shower in the poop smell.

    Or you could just open a window / turn a fan on.

    Two bathrooms, it's the only way to be sure.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I open a window and have a really hot shower if I'm in need of one instantly. Otherwise I wait it out for 15 minutes.

    However if my dad or brother take a bog in the toilet I just go have a shower in the other bathroom even though I don't like that shower.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    It's a massive connundrum. Do you shower first and poop later and have the clean feeling ruined by the poop coming out of your butt, or poop first and then shower in the poop smell.

    Or you could just open a window / turn a fan on.

    Two bathrooms, it's the only way to be sure.

    Or an extractor fan.

    Two bathrooms is just excessive, not all of us are Richy McRichingtons.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    The other day I fell asleep in the shower

    I had some really mellow music on and it was so warm, and I was like you know what I'm just gonna sit down for a second

    Next thing I know it's been half an hour and the water is getting cold

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's a massive connundrum. Do you shower first and poop later and have the clean feeling ruined by the poop coming out of your butt, or poop first and then shower in the poop smell.

    Or you could just open a window / turn a fan on.

    Two bathrooms, it's the only way to be sure.

    Or an extractor fan.

    Two bathrooms is just excessive, not all of us are Richy McRichingtons.

    I can't live anywhere that doesn't have at least twelve bathrooms. I pick three of them to use, and have the rest bricked up.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Metacortex wrote: »
    I worked in the produce department of a grocery store for a few years. I was fucking good at shucking corn.

    But not the way Mysst is describing.
    man you don't have to lie here, it's alright. No need to be ashamed of your produce fetish, we don't care.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    It's a massive connundrum. Do you shower first and poop later and have the clean feeling ruined by the poop coming out of your butt, or poop first and then shower in the poop smell.

    Or you could just open a window / turn a fan on.

    Two bathrooms, it's the only way to be sure.

    Or an extractor fan.

    Two bathrooms is just excessive, not all of us are Richy McRichingtons.

    No one said they both have to be your bathrooms. Just poop at your neighbour's house in the morning. That way you also save on newspaper subscriptions because you can just read their's while you are on the can.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    just light some matches as you drop loads

    smell doesnt have a chance

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    It's a massive connundrum. Do you shower first and poop later and have the clean feeling ruined by the poop coming out of your butt, or poop first and then shower in the poop smell.

    Or you could just open a window / turn a fan on.

    Two bathrooms, it's the only way to be sure.

    Or an extractor fan.

    Two bathrooms is just excessive, not all of us are Richy McRichingtons.

    No one said they both have to be your bathrooms. Just poop at your neighbour's house in the morning. That way you also save on newspaper subscriptions because you can just read their's while you are on the can.

    I haven't even met our neighbours yet, so that'd be a good introduction. "Hi, it's 6:30am, can I go poop in your bathroom? Thanks"
    just light some matches as you drop loads

    I think I prefer the mental image of Tube's porno version of dropping loads lighting matches. It makes me giggle.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    just light some matches as you drop loads

    smell doesnt have a chance

    In Hawaii, where Pineapples are abundant, they have a stock of hollowed out pineapples in their bathroom which they poop through to neutralise the smell.

    This is colloquially called a Hawaiian Dropper.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's a massive connundrum. Do you shower first and poop later and have the clean feeling ruined by the poop coming out of your butt, or poop first and then shower in the poop smell.

    Or you could just open a window / turn a fan on.

    Two bathrooms, it's the only way to be sure.

    Or an extractor fan.

    Two bathrooms is just excessive, not all of us are Richy McRichingtons.

    No one said they both have to be your bathrooms. Just poop at your neighbour's house in the morning. That way you also save on newspaper subscriptions because you can just read their's while you are on the can.

    I haven't even met our neighbours yet, so that'd be a good introduction. "Hi, it's 6:30am, can I go poop in your bathroom? Thanks"
    just light some matches as you drop loads

    I think I prefer the mental image of Tube's porno version of dropping loads lighting matches. It makes me giggle.

    You don't ask to use their bathroom. You kill their dog and free the beast all over anyone who gets in your way.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    wait wait wait

    youre saying people poop through pineapple tubes?

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Don't you filthy sons of bitches use toilet paper?

    Pack of savages.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man I have been to hawaii all sorts of times and i have never heard of anyone pooping in a pineapple

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    aren't pineapples, spiky?

    Sorry, I still have to take the existence of fresh fruits and vegetables on hearsay.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    wait wait wait

    youre saying people poop through pineapple tubes?

    This sounds AWESOME

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Hawaiians are very polite people. They tend not to talk about their toilet.

    But if you stay at the nicer hotels, it's quite common to find a couple of pineapples in your room upon arrival for this very purpose.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    whatever

    Big Red Tie is going to come in here tonight and call you out

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Is there a weekly quota of poop threads that we continually need to fulfill. Is that why we keep getting these threads?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Is there a weekly quota of poop threads that we continually need to fulfill. Is that why we keep getting these threads?
    everybody poops

    'cept munkus

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    MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man you don't have to lie here, it's alright. No need to be ashamed of your produce fetish, we don't care.

    You don't want to know what I did with the watermelons.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Is there a weekly quota of poop threads that we continually need to fulfill. Is that why we keep getting these threads?
    everybody poops

    'cept munkus

    oh he's well aware of that

    especially since I gave him the book explaining it's mysteries

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I just poop in the shower.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Is there a weekly quota of poop threads that we continually need to fulfill. Is that why we keep getting these threads?
    everybody poops

    'cept munkus

    oh he's well aware of that

    especially since I gave him the book explaining it's mysteries

    olol famly guy niec

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Metacortex wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    man you don't have to lie here, it's alright. No need to be ashamed of your produce fetish, we don't care.

    You don't want to know what I did with the watermelons.
    I have seen the pictures on the internet, you pathetic bastard

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Man, Big Red Tie is the biggest Hawaiian Dropper I know. He ain't calling anything except for more hollowed-out pineapples.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ugh, now i'm picturing getting watermelon seeds stuck up your peepee

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