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Fandyien
But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
i pooped and then took a shower and the poop smell hovered in the steam like some sort of evanescent monster
shucks, that was gross
[edit] then sometimes you forget to flush that dang old poop afterwards and come home a few hours later and it's all 'SURPRISE I'VE BEEN SOAKING UP URINE-WATER THIS WHOLE TIME"
shucks, that was gross
[edit] then sometimes you forget to flush that dang old poop afterwards and come home a few hours later and it's all 'SURPRISE I'VE BEEN SOAKING UP URINE-WATER THIS WHOLE TIME"
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Or you could just open a window / turn a fan on.
i opened a window to smoke earlier and within ten minutes i felt as if my digits were about to make a daring escape
you are such a girl
cute stuff
I just do it in the shower and let it mix with the water and go down the drain. It's like it never happened.
oh wait you said poop.
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I've actually never gotten to do this
I live with my parents and don't smoke in this house ever and I only like to poop at home
But when I move out after this semester i look forward to starting each day with a poop a smoke and a black coffee all at once
But not the way Mysst is describing.
Two bathrooms, it's the only way to be sure.
However if my dad or brother take a bog in the toilet I just go have a shower in the other bathroom even though I don't like that shower.
Or an extractor fan.
Two bathrooms is just excessive, not all of us are Richy McRichingtons.
I had some really mellow music on and it was so warm, and I was like you know what I'm just gonna sit down for a second
Next thing I know it's been half an hour and the water is getting cold
I can't live anywhere that doesn't have at least twelve bathrooms. I pick three of them to use, and have the rest bricked up.
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No one said they both have to be your bathrooms. Just poop at your neighbour's house in the morning. That way you also save on newspaper subscriptions because you can just read their's while you are on the can.
smell doesnt have a chance
I haven't even met our neighbours yet, so that'd be a good introduction. "Hi, it's 6:30am, can I go poop in your bathroom? Thanks"
I think I prefer the mental image of Tube's porno version of dropping loads lighting matches. It makes me giggle.
In Hawaii, where Pineapples are abundant, they have a stock of hollowed out pineapples in their bathroom which they poop through to neutralise the smell.
This is colloquially called a Hawaiian Dropper.
You don't ask to use their bathroom. You kill their dog and free the beast all over anyone who gets in your way.
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youre saying people poop through pineapple tubes?
Pack of savages.
Sorry, I still have to take the existence of fresh fruits and vegetables on hearsay.
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This sounds AWESOME
But if you stay at the nicer hotels, it's quite common to find a couple of pineapples in your room upon arrival for this very purpose.
Big Red Tie is going to come in here tonight and call you out
'cept munkus
You don't want to know what I did with the watermelons.
oh he's well aware of that
especially since I gave him the book explaining it's mysteries
olol famly guy niec
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