I am alright with cereals with normal stuff and sultanas, but it annoys me when they put them in muesli-like stuff that is advertised as strawberry or something. Raisins are not strawberries.
I used to eat like two bowls of frosted mini wheats back in fifth grade every morning
and I had to go to the bathroom so much at school that it hurt if I didn't go
like, I couldn't talk until the unearthly, pulsating, monstrous thing had readjusted itself in my bowls
my dad found out, and he talked the teacher into letting me go whenever i wanted to
I abused this privilege like a speed limit
I never understood this bullshit.
Like, every school year, I would have to announce to the fucking class that, "I have to take a shit, ma'am." Why the fuck won't you let a kid go to the bathroom when they have to go? Torture? Fuck that, I don't ask to go to the bathroom to take a piss, I gotta take a dump.
It was only the women teachers, too. The male teachers were cool about it. "Gotta go to the bathroom? Leave class quietly. Don't ask, just go."
I used to eat like two bowls of frosted mini wheats back in fifth grade every morning
and I had to go to the bathroom so much at school that it hurt if I didn't go
like, I couldn't talk until the unearthly, pulsating, monstrous thing had readjusted itself in my bowls
my dad found out, and he talked the teacher into letting me go whenever i wanted to
I abused this privilege like a speed limit
I never understood this bullshit.
Like, every school year, I would have to announce to the fucking class that, "I have to take a shit, ma'am." Why the fuck won't you let a kid go to the bathroom when they have to go? Torture? Fuck that, I don't ask to go to the bathroom to take a piss, I gotta take a dump.
It was only the women teachers, too. The male teachers were cool about it. "Gotta go to the bathroom? Leave class quietly. Don't ask, just go."
And then there are the ones that just flat-out don't let you.
my grade four french teacher made us ask in french. I could never remember how.
I recall either running out and dealing with the consequences later (maybe once), or just holding it until classes changed up/recess.
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I used to eat like two bowls of frosted mini wheats back in fifth grade every morning
and I had to go to the bathroom so much at school that it hurt if I didn't go
like, I couldn't talk until the unearthly, pulsating, monstrous thing had readjusted itself in my bowls
my dad found out, and he talked the teacher into letting me go whenever i wanted to
I abused this privilege like a speed limit
I never understood this bullshit.
Like, every school year, I would have to announce to the fucking class that, "I have to take a shit, ma'am." Why the fuck won't you let a kid go to the bathroom when they have to go? Torture? Fuck that, I don't ask to go to the bathroom to take a piss, I gotta take a dump.
It was only the women teachers, too. The male teachers were cool about it. "Gotta go to the bathroom? Leave class quietly. Don't ask, just go."
And then there are the ones that just flat-out don't let you.
my grade four french teacher made us ask in french. I could never remember how.
I recall either running out and dealing with the consequences later (maybe once), or just holding it until classes changed up/recess.
Man, our French teacher would do that. One time someone stole my gloves and threw them across the class room, so she confiscated them. At the end of class she made me ask for them back in French. I didn't have a clue because she was a terrible teacher, so I just told her to keep the fucking gloves and walked out.
On the way back from PAX I picked up about 5 boxes of Fruity Pebbles to bring over the boarder. Although much to my chagrin the are no longer pebble shaped but instead just a bunch of tiny flakes.
Why must everything awesome be ruined?
Also, apparently diabetes runs high in my family so now I am afraid to consume any cereal which basically of both sugar and cornsurup.
I eat my cereal dry, without milk. This cuts cleanup time down to the point where it consists entirely of deciding whether the bowl is clean enough to be used again.
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch is baller as fuck.
My love for Raisin Bran Crunch has been well-documented and I will not rehash those paragraphs here.
Also Reeses Puffs because I love psyching out my friends and being like "I just had candy for breakfast, brah" and then they're like "say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???"
My love for Raisin Bran Crunch has been well-documented and I will not rehash those paragraphs here.
Also Reeses Puffs because I love psyching out my friends and being like "I just had candy for breakfast, brah" and then they're like "say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???"
I remember a thread at IGN entited "I just had reeses for breakfast!"
Followed by "candy for breakfast?" five posts in a row.
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That sounds really good right now.
I find it funny that she has so many blue moons. They're supposed to be rare!
I eat these with milk and some table sugar, they taste about as interesting as they look.
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I had some before going to bed that night, and then woke up early and spent a half hour on the toilet.
Gosh, if there was a cereal that was actually 100% sultanas I would probably buy that with money!
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Preach it, brutha' man.
Now it's all about Fruity Pebbles and Raisin Bran Crunch.
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you know you can just buy a bag of sultanas right?
also I very much enjoy the taste of fruity pebbles, but why are they waxy?
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A friend came over to hang out and ate the whole box, I didn't see him for a week.
I had these this morning and it was pretty swell.
Also, I do enjoy Fruity Pebbles when they're going down but I always feel like shit afterwards for some reason.
hahahahah oh man
also a guy I know used to put straight up flax seed oil on his granola in the morning
it would make the milk fill with these sickening yellow globs
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my grade four french teacher made us ask in french. I could never remember how.
I recall either running out and dealing with the consequences later (maybe once), or just holding it until classes changed up/recess.
yeah well we're part condemned british convict
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Man, our French teacher would do that. One time someone stole my gloves and threw them across the class room, so she confiscated them. At the end of class she made me ask for them back in French. I didn't have a clue because she was a terrible teacher, so I just told her to keep the fucking gloves and walked out.
Yeah but those aren't cereal sultanas
just regular sultanas that you aren't allowed to put in a bowl filled with milk
Why must everything awesome be ruined?
Also, apparently diabetes runs high in my family so now I am afraid to consume any cereal which basically of both sugar and cornsurup.
Yeah they've always been flakes.
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This is what they used to look like (Fred is holding a giant vagina to get across how delicious these fuckers used to be)
Let me tell you, I will stand for your bastardized versions of my cereal no longer!
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Hands down the best thing ever.
My love for Raisin Bran Crunch has been well-documented and I will not rehash those paragraphs here.
Also Reeses Puffs because I love psyching out my friends and being like "I just had candy for breakfast, brah" and then they're like "say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???"
I remember a thread at IGN entited "I just had reeses for breakfast!"
Followed by "candy for breakfast?" five posts in a row.
could it be, though?
Weetabix is some tasty shit, yo.