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Exploding Hockey Masks!

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
so

Michael Bay, in an effort to win some sort of award for messing with unexpected franchises, is remaking Friday the 13th

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do you guys think it will be any good? I loved the old ones, except for jason x.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    probably not

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love watching Jason beating on Freddy

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Michael Bay

    good

    error found

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jason X was just wrong

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2009
    fuck the NES game

    that game is bullshit

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  • DaemasDaemas Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It'll suck. Jason won't be able to kill anybody because he'll be blinded by the sunset the whole movie.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    fuck the NES game

    that game is bullshit

    the worst was playing as george because that fat fuck couldnt run or jump to save his life

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the nightmare on elm street nes game was weird

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Saw a trailer for this with the missus. She asked why, if the little kid died, why is Jason a grownup?

    I did not know the answer. Do you?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Saw a trailer for this with the missus. She asked why, if the little kid died, why is Jason a grownup?

    I did not know the answer. Do you?

    he eats his zombie wheaties

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    the nightmare on elm street nes game was weird

    the most people i got to play the game at one time was 3

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Freddy is the superior horror villan in every possible way.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm wondering just how Michael Bay is going to screw this one up. The original wasn't exactly high quality cinema, but good for a cheezy laugh.

    I mean, I know he'll find a way to fumble it up, but I honestly don't know how he'll do it.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Saw a trailer for this with the missus. She asked why, if the little kid died, why is Jason a grownup?

    I did not know the answer. Do you?

    Maybe if she paid a little less attention to the previews and a little more attention to popcorn handjobs we wouldn't be in this mess

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    I'm wondering just how Michael Bay is going to screw this one up. The original wasn't exactly high quality cinema, but good for a cheezy laugh.

    I mean, I know he'll find a way to fumble it up, but I honestly don't know how he'll do it.

    he will make jason a hero wielding guns killing other serial killers in the most badass way possible

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  • OverOver ...laser cats? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Saw a trailer for this with the missus. She asked why, if the little kid died, why is Jason a grownup?

    I did not know the answer. Do you?
    Wikipedia... wrote:
    Jason's second appearance was in the sequel, Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981). Jason's death as a boy is retconned in this film, and he gets his revenge on the girl who decapitated his mother. Jason (Steve Daskewisz) returns to Crystal Lake, guarding it from all intruders.

    :...:

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hope Jason rips off his hockey mask to reveal another hockey mask

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Over wrote: »
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Saw a trailer for this with the missus. She asked why, if the little kid died, why is Jason a grownup?

    I did not know the answer. Do you?
    Wikipedia... wrote:
    Jason's second appearance was in the sequel, Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981). Jason's death as a boy is retconned in this film, and he gets his revenge on the girl who decapitated his mother. Jason (Steve Daskewisz) returns to Crystal Lake, guarding it from all intruders.

    :...:

    Wait what so why is his mother decapitated if he never died because then she would never have gone back there to RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHhhh

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Open-world sandbox freeform non-linear third-person action-rpg in which the player takes control of Jason.

    Also Jason is now thirty stories tall and Godzilla

    and you can fly F-35Bs

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Guys, we all know that Jared Padalecki is in this movie.

    He's just going to turn into Sam Winchester and shoot Jason with The Colt.

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Over wrote: »
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Saw a trailer for this with the missus. She asked why, if the little kid died, why is Jason a grownup?

    I did not know the answer. Do you?
    Wikipedia... wrote:
    Jason's second appearance was in the sequel, Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981). Jason's death as a boy is retconned in this film, and he gets his revenge on the girl who decapitated his mother. Jason (Steve Daskewisz) returns to Crystal Lake, guarding it from all intruders.

    :...:

    Wait what so why is his mother decapitated if he never died because then she would never have gone back there to RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHhhh

    she just reeeeeally hates teen sex

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I always thought Jason was a tragic character. Dude just wants revenge on the punks that killed him.

    Freddie's just straight-up evil and rapes and eats kids and what-not.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Didn't he get that revenge? After that point he was just killing any teenagers who had premarital relations

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    He was jealous.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Didn't he get that revenge? After that point he was just killing any teenagers who had premarital relations

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0713615/

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Didn't he get that revenge? After that point he was just killing any teenagers who had premarital relations

    He's just ridding the world of beach-brahs and bimbos.

    It's for the good of mankind.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    KILL THOSE GUIDOS, JASON!

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Easy with your morals, easy to kill

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm hoping Jason has to get out of a car so he can have a slow motion panning shot of his coat billowing in the wind around him



    nevermind the fact Jason doesn't drive, or wear coats

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i met "jason"
    he seemed scary (because he is HUGE) until he started telling me that he thought my name was really pretty and liked fleetwood mac

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    i met "jason"
    he seemed scary (because he is HUGE) until he started telling me that he thought my name was really pretty and liked fleetwood mac

    Maybe he was just scared of you...

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    i met "jason"
    he seemed scary (because he is HUGE) until he started telling me that he thought my name was really pretty and liked fleetwood mac

    Kane Hodder?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yes yes, the kane person
    i was only going along so my 2 friends could get a photo with him
    but the printer broke
    so we ended up having 10 minutes of chat-time with him
    i was staying away from them (since they were the fans of him, not i) until he started asking me questions

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Haha

    I'm just picturing you in the background trying to be unobtrusive

    and Kane Hodder shoves people aside, points directly at you and starts asking questions

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ahahaha not quite
    i think he just got sick of the 2 super-movie-nerds (the "OMG DID YOU NOTICE THAT YOU HAD 39 EYELASHES IN SCENE 6 BUT 38 IN SCENE 5?!" kind of super-movie-nerds) and wanted a change

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    He was jealous.

    Thats the reason I kill people

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    He was jealous.

    Thats the reason I kill people

    Pussy.

    Real men don't need reasons.

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