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AND THE WINNER IS:

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Doesn't matter who's more even, it's who can beat the shit out of the other in a fight.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Yes. Darkseid would beat the shit out of Thanos.

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  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Yeah, but Lex Luthor would then fuck up Darkseid.

    He's like Constantine meets Batman, only evil.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    No, Lex Luthor would not fuck up Darkseid.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm thinking Eternity is looking pretty villainous.

    Eh? Eh? Let's all just rack our brains for someone to beat Darkseid. That ass, all thinking he's got it made.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    The only thing that could probably beat darkseid (unless we used the animated darkseid) would probably be Galactus, who would be excluded as well.

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Dr. Doom can probably beat anyone else in a fight.

    Ultimate Dr. Doom could not but is still a strong contender for the Badass of the Year award.

    Instead of a villain contest, how about we do a "Most Badass Moment" contest. That'd probably be more fun to read.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Doctor Doom could not beat Darkseid, unless he had Galactus's powers, and even then Darkseid has a ridiculous amount of firepower backing him up.

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  • GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    edited November 2006
    Mai-Kero wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Mai-Kero wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Darkseid is the best Villain ever.
    Thanos'd kick his teeth in.

    No, actually Thanos would attempt to kick Darkseid's teeth in, but then Darkseid would erase him from existence using the Omega Effect.
    Alright, you have said before that Silver Surfer is way more powerful than Superman. Silver Surfer has trouble with Thanos. Superman fights Darkseid, and does not get completely destroyed.

    Every time Superman has beaten Darkseid has been extremely poorly written.

    Example: In the Superman/Batman Supergirl arc, Superman beats Darkseid by flying him into the sun. In the same storyline, Darkseid gets beaten by Batman in the most retarded way possible. This should be ignored, because it makes Darkseid out to be completely retarded. Also, the Omega Effect is avoided in that storyline, which is, you know, flat-out impossible to do. That's the thing about the Omega Effect. It cannot be avoided. In any way. Ever. It will hit you eventually. It will go around or through any barrier, physical, dimensional or temporal, and it will hit its target. It's completely retarded.

    Darkseid has enough power to take on the Legion of Superheroes on his own, and win.

    Darkseid can mind-control thousands upon thousands of people simultaneously. He can transmute matter at will, and has access to technology not even Thanos can even concieve of. Darkseid has also been alive for countless millennia. He's at least ten times as old and experienced as Thanos.

    Darkseid is a Galactus-level cosmic power, he is the god of evil, and he is vital to the fabric of reality.

    Darkseid would beat the shit out of Thanos.

    While Darkseid would pretty much beat the shit out of everyone, I don't think you're giving Thanos enough credit.

    Thanos would certainly put up a good fight against Darkseid.

    But Darkseid would still fucking kill him.

    At one point Thanos gained complete omnipotence. And then he gave it up because he wanted to bone Death.

    He is pretty hardcore. Didn't he kill half the marvel universe at one point?
    Wasn't that when he had the Infinity Gauntlet though? Give that to Darkseid and he could do the same thing.

    He's become infinitely powerful on more than one occasion.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    Let's be fair, Darkseid basically beat Galactus with the omega effect, except Galactus immediatly came back because the universe can't exist without him.

    If I recall this crossover correctly.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    If Dr.Doom lost to Darkseid it would only happen in a way that would further Doom's plans, thus even in defeat he wins.

    Advantage: Doom.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    If Dr.Doom lost to Darkseid it would only happen in a way that would further Doom's plans, thus even in defeat he wins.

    Advantage: Doom.

    Shoe did that with the actual comics.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Let's be fair, Darkseid basically beat Galactus with the omega effect, except Galactus immediatly came back because the universe can't exist without him.

    If I recall this crossover correctly.

    I'd ignore that instance because it completely disregards how Galactus has been established to work.

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Joker vs everyone

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    Manifest wrote:
    Let's be fair, Darkseid basically beat Galactus with the omega effect, except Galactus immediatly came back because the universe can't exist without him.

    If I recall this crossover correctly.

    I'd ignore that instance because it completely disregards how Galactus has been established to work.

    I'll admit ignorance to that. I was flipping through the TPB's and I saw the crossover with Darkseid. I couldn't resist reading.

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Magneto wins.
    Edit: Well, I imagine given the strength of his showing in the heo contest he'd do fairly well in the villain contest.
    On the subject of X-Men villains, Mr. Sinister.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Mai-Kero wrote:
    Joker vs everyone

    Emperor Joker?

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  • TerrorbyteTerrorbyte __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    Darkseid is the ultimate Kirby villain. If we had a seance and talked to Kirby right now, he'd tell us that Darkseid would wreck everyone.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Keith wrote:
    superman and wonder woman would have fucked up Thor's shit
    If they had decided to fight just Thor without worrying about each other. I'd think they just took out Shade then a big menage-est-troi of hurt between the 3 remaining.

    See all 3 have motivation to fight fair after taking out Shade together.

    Superman probably likes having someone as strong as he is to duke it outwith. I imagine it'd feel good to have to use your full gammut of powers. And Wonder Woman, being a warrior, would probably let the two fight, preferring to see how she faired against a God rather than cheap shot him.

    Remember, these are 3 of the most respected and powerful heroes. I can see it more as a fight between them all to see who'll be the winner than "OH SHIT I CAN'T LOSE."


    Whoever loses, I imagine a hardy handshake and a "Good fight, my friend" all around.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    We could totally throw a monkey wrench into the whole ordeal by having at least one Marvel Zombie in the contest (Zombie Hulk perhaps).

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  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Mai-Kero wrote:
    Joker vs everyone

    Fuck yes.

    I am reminded of the end of Infinite Crisis.

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  • awesome_andyawesome_andy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Jokers great.

    Also if we're doing this villian thing I totally vote for Annihilus.
    And he has the cosmic power-rod thing.
    That attaches to his neck.
    What's it called?

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Cosmic Control Rod? I don't even know what thing does.

    Personally, I wanna see

    Proteus (maybe subject to veto)
    The Mask
    Megatron
    Ultron
    Jack Pherson
    Mirror Master
    The girl from Doom Patrol who has every power you haven't thought of.
    Taskmaster
    Citizen V
    Noh-Varr (Marvel Boy)

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Uh


    Those are villains?

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Scooter wrote:
    Uh


    Those are villains?

    The Mask was only a hero in the movie. In the comics, pretty much everyone who put it on became a murderer (albeit a slapsticky, logic defying one).

    I probably should've said Zemo instead of V, just to be clear.

    Marvel Boy is a villain when brainwashed, and I think it's clear that he'll be a villain in all subsequent appearances as he tries to turn America into the new Kree empire.

    I think the rest are pretty clearly villains.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I thought Doom Patrol were good guys too.

    Not that I read any of it.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Scooter wrote:
    I thought Doom Patrol were good guys too.

    Not that I read any of it.

    He meant from the book, not from the team.

    I think her name was The Quiz.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Scooter wrote:
    I thought Doom Patrol were good guys too.

    Not that I read any of it.

    She was from Grant Morrison's run on Doom Patrol, not from the team itself.
    The Quiz

    A Japanese woman with a fear of dirt, The Quiz had every power you hadn't thought of. To make her lose a power, you had to shout out its name. Because of her fear of dirt, she wore a long gown/gas mask that was decorated with question marks similar to the Riddler's outfit. The powers she exhibited were: flight, mimicing appearances, turning people to glass, turning back time, dematerilization, making things large, turning people into toilets filled with flowers, and the power to make escape-proof spirit jars.

    That's probably too powerful as well, though.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Nobody touch Ultron, I want to nominate him.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Nobody touch Ultron, I want to nominate him.


    Hahahahaha. And I want the Riddler, if primarily for the recap.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited November 2006
    I nominate mists one through three

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Does the Phoenix Force count as an enemy? What about the Stepford Cuckoos? I want someone to beat their ass.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited November 2006
    I don't think the Phoenix Force is really evil/a villain

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I nominate culp in the shade's body

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I nominate Durge and/or Asaaj Ventress.

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  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Mirror Master so barely counts as a villain.

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  • Adaemus1sfAdaemus1sf Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I nominate Solaris, the Tyrant Sun. On a side note, I didn't vote in the final, and wouldn't have put Thor first if I had, but it makes my fanboy heart happy to see him win.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Mirror Master so barely counts as a villain.
    He was pretty rad in Animal Man.

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  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    Mirror Master so barely counts as a villain.
    He was pretty rad in Animal Man.

    I completely agree, which is why I say he's not very villainous.

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