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Eddy knows how to turn a [chat] out

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    who's crapping on what now

    Medopine on
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Unless I did something while drunk, I have never started a thread.

    Ever.

    You're a lurker, you haven't ever loved anyone either. I think that's more important.

    I secretly like a lot of posters, BUT THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.

    Must ... enrage ... community.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Unless I did something while drunk, I have never started a thread.

    Ever.

    You're a lurker, you haven't ever loved anyone either. I think that's more important.

    I secretly like a lot of posters, BUT THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.

    Must ... enrage ... community.

    Well I meant more that you're a virgin, you've still got your dudemyn.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    who's crapping on what now

    DUE is ziplockin' it

    Senjutsu on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Unless I did something while drunk, I have never started a thread.

    Ever.

    You're a lurker, you haven't ever loved anyone either. I think that's more important.

    I secretly like a lot of posters, BUT THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.

    Must ... enrage ... community.
    I like you Ronaldo.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    woah there's a LOT of drugs in baggies in a cart right outside my door

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ahahah dudemyn

    never heard that before, heartily approve

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like you ronaldo when you don't roil in self pity and loathing

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Unless I did something while drunk, I have never started a thread.

    Ever.

    You're a lurker, you haven't ever loved anyone either. I think that's more important.

    I secretly like a lot of posters, BUT THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.

    Must ... enrage ... community.

    Well I meant more that you're a virgin, you've still got your dudemyn.

    What does love have to do with being a virgin?

    I buy a six pack of smirnoff ice and turn girls into women every weekend after the local high school football game.

    Every pair of legs I open is deep red inside, like a watermelon, man.

    Sans seeds.

    Seedless. That's some juicy shit.

    EDIT: This is not the time for intervention!

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    woah there's a LOT of drugs in baggies in a cart right outside my door

    the pretzel guy has some new toppings?

    Senjutsu on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ahahah dudemyn

    never heard that before, heartily approve

    I can't claim ownership of that, pure Ackles.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Unless I did something while drunk, I have never started a thread.

    Ever.

    You're a lurker, you haven't ever loved anyone either. I think that's more important.

    I secretly like a lot of posters, BUT THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.

    Must ... enrage ... community.

    Well I meant more that you're a virgin, you've still got your dudemyn.

    What does love have to do with being a virgin?

    I buy a six pack of smirnoff ice and turn girls into women every weekend after the local high school football game.

    Every pair of legs I open is deep red inside, like a watermelon, man.

    Sans seeds.

    Seedless. That's some juicy shit.

    EDIT: This is not the time for intervention!

    Let me guess breasts feel like a bag of sand right?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Unless I did something while drunk, I have never started a thread.

    Ever.

    You're a lurker, you haven't ever loved anyone either. I think that's more important.

    I secretly like a lot of posters, BUT THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.

    Must ... enrage ... community.

    Well I meant more that you're a virgin, you've still got your dudemyn.

    What does love have to do with being a virgin?

    I buy a six pack of smirnoff ice and turn girls into women every weekend after the local high school football game.

    Every pair of legs I open is deep red inside, like a watermelon, man.

    Sans seeds.

    Seedless. That's some juicy shit.

    EDIT: This is not the time for intervention!

    Let me guess breasts feel like a bag of sand right?

    I am now angrily riding my bike home.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    yeah what's up with those losers

    also, you made a couple of phallas

    Senjutsu on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    If that was true than how come the sex thread is full of people talking about their huge peni and sexual encounters? Eh he Irene?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    nah coworker is doing a drug trial

    those are some big ol bags of Mj

    Medopine on
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Ron is good people.

    And also apparently Matthew McConaughey's character in Dazed and Confused.

    Wonder_Hippie on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    yeah what's up with those losers

    also, you made a couple of phallas

    Oh hey that's true. So I guess 6 total, aside from the two or so [chat]s I got.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i made a thread once.....

    Preacher: well you probably just stole someone elses and reposted it as your own.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    If that was true than how come the sex thread is full of people talking about their huge peni and sexual encounters? Eh he Irene?

    internet big-dicks are a variant of internet tough guys

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    i made a thread once.....

    Preacher: well you probably just stole someone elses and reposted it as your own.

    You probabl... DAMN IT!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    nah coworker is doing a drug trial

    those are some big ol bags of Mj

    No special K?

    Lame.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    nah coworker is doing a drug trial

    those are some big ol bags of Mj

    I love how you see those big busts on the news sometimes, but whenever it's pot they fail to mention the street value because it's like $200 worth of Mexican brick weed.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    who's crapping on what now

    They're crapping in something.

    Was that you who friended me on FB yesterday?

    Gim on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    If that was true than how come the sex thread is full of people talking about their huge peni and sexual encounters? Eh he Irene?

    internet big-dicks are a variant of internet tough guys

    Yeah I view them in the same vein. Like internet sex gods who have orgies all the time (outside of feral because his life is a porn movie).

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    who's crapping on what now

    They're crapping in something.

    Was that you who friended me on FB yesterday?

    yes sir

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    If that was true than how come the sex thread is full of people talking about their huge peni and sexual encounters? Eh he Irene?

    internet big-dicks are a variant of internet tough guys

    I ONCE MADE A GIRL HAVE 4600 ORGASMS IN ONE DAY

    AND SHE HAD 14 BREASTS

    OH MAN

    nexuscrawler on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    If that was true than how come the sex thread is full of people talking about their huge peni and sexual encounters? Eh he Irene?

    internet big-dicks are a variant of internet tough guys

    Yeah I view them in the same vein. Like internet sex gods who have orgies all the time (outside of feral because his life is a porn movie).

    Classy porn though. Feral seems to be quite discerning.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    yeah what's up with those losers

    also, you made a couple of phallas

    Oh hey that's true. So I guess 6 total, aside from the two or so [chat]s I got.

    14. 5 phalla-related, 7 chats, and the other two.

    I'm watching you right now

    Senjutsu on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    nah coworker is doing a drug trial

    those are some big ol bags of Mj
    So, out of curiosity, when someone gets arrested for possession with intent to distribute marijuana in Portland, what percentage of the marijuana do you think actually makes it to trial?

    Thanatos on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dear cafe guy,

    There are too many jalapenos in this quesadilla.

    Aye yi yi.

    :(,

    skippy

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    nah coworker is doing a drug trial

    those are some big ol bags of Mj

    I did IT work for a medical marijuana clinic not long after Prop 215 passed.

    They kept piles of stuffed garbage bags full of it. They used those big black lawn garbage bags so it looked like somebody had been doing a lot of landscaping.

    And they'd have another pile of bags full of cash.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009

    Classy porn though. Feral seems to be quite discerning.

    I dunno through his own admissions feral has stated he's gone to bed with some hose beasts.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    two pounds

    worth a couple grand a pound apparently

    Medopine on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dear cafe guy,

    There are too many jalapenos in this quesadilla.

    Aye yi yi.

    :(,

    skippy
    Dear skippy,

    I'm sorry, when I saw you, I assumed you had a penis instead of a giant, gaping vagina.

    I won't make the same mistake in the future.

    :(,

    Cafe Guy

    Thanatos on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    two pounds

    worth a couple grand a pound apparently

    or a hell of a weekend at Big Bear

    nexuscrawler on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think the House thread was the first non-chat thread I've made outside of the whining forum

    I've made... 2, I think. One on quirky habits that I guess inevitably turned into the OCD thread. And another on partner dynamics in committed romantic relationships that never got past the first page because D&Ders are all sad virgins.

    yeah what's up with those losers

    also, you made a couple of phallas

    Oh hey that's true. So I guess 6 total, aside from the two or so [chat]s I got.

    14. 5 phalla-related, 7 chats, and the other two.

    I'm watching you right now

    Wow I had no idea I got that many [chat]s.

    How many fingers am I holding up right now?

    IreneDAdler on
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    nah coworker is doing a drug trial

    those are some big ol bags of Mj
    So, out of curiosity, when someone gets arrested for possession with intent to distribute marijuana in Portland, what percentage of the marijuana do you think actually makes it to trial?

    if I were a cop maybe I could tell you

    but right now - no possible way I could know

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Did he get all suspicious when you started asking him this laundry list of questions about it?

    Was he all suspicious as you were collecting rolling papers and fiddling with your ipod to queue up some Floyd? Did he find it odd?

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