to bourgeoisie or not to bourgeoisie

coldbird.

that is the question

trentsteel

I actually got to call someone a bourgeoisie bitch to her face once in a sentence.

trentsteel

I said, "Get out of my face, you beourgeoisie bitch!"

trentsteel

She wore a scarf, and one of those 'artist' hats and was railing on me about not doing enough to help the world, LIKE SHE DOES.

It was quickly revealed that she was a WAITRESS who was taking some fucking suicide helpline thing on the side and like most waitresses thought this gave her the right to feel smug.

coldbird.

two roads diverged in a yellow wood

trentsteel

Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

Volucrisus Aedrius

This is my thread now. I've claimed it.

trentsteel

ALL HAIL OUR NEW COMMUNIST OVERLORDS

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Iskander

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

This is my thread now. I've claimed it.

IT IS THE PEOPLE'S THREAD

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coldbird.

ive taken some sleeping pills about 10 minutes ago

trentsteel

coldbird NO

Wait, do you mean some, as in some to sleep?

Or like LOTS as in to die?

DarkPrimus

He should have shared with us.

coldbird.

just 2 store brand baby blue ones

thanks for your concern though

as to the point of this thread

it is whether or not you'll chase the middle-class life and why

DarkPrimus

Oh man I just realized if he really did accidentally or purposefully overdose on sleeping pills and dies now I'm gonna sound like a flippant dick.

whoops.jpg

Darth_Mogs

trentsteel wrote: »

Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

Wait. She didn't even paint cups, she painted pictures of cups?

Volucrisus Aedrius

coldbird. wrote: »

just 2 store brand baby blue ones

thanks for your concern though

as to the point of this thread

it is whether or not you'll chase the middle-class life and why

Really depends on what you mean by the middle-class life.

Do you mean a nuclear family in a nice suburb full of cookie-cutter houses with a dog in the yard that nobody walks and a well balanced meal every night that nobody really likes and a bunch of unfulfilling possessions, yeah, not really my bag.

I'd rather live halfway poor trying to make enough so as to have some semblence of a retirement with a few kids I gave a shit about and a nice wife that can cook amazing food but her family hates me and the dog, well, it ran away or something the kids keep crying but I'll be fucked if I'm gonna look for the ungrateful little shit after it ate the garden hose and my best pair of boots.

trentsteel

Darth_Mogs wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

Wait. She didn't even paint cups, she painted pictures of cups?

She painted pictures of cups, yes. Like she would put some stupid very simple tea cup with no markings or texture on it and paint that. Just that, with like a blue background and like a plate that was just a painted oval. Fuckin' thought she was all artistic too.

She ended up snapping and beating the shit out of her boyfriend and trying to bite off his balls a couple of nights one summer because he sat beside his buddies girlfriend at a bar and spoke to her.

oh and she's a femminist that would often rail on about how cruel men were to women and how deep down inside we are all woman beaters.

Fishman

That's just what a bourgeoisie would say.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Fishman wrote: »

That's just what a bourgeoisie would say.

Shit.

Don't tell the kommissar.

Jolly-olly

sounds like she needs a dick in her mouth

deep down we all need dicks in our mouth.

Bogey

Settle down, proles!

SporkAndrew

trentsteel wrote: »

Darth_Mogs wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

Wait. She didn't even paint cups, she painted pictures of cups?

She painted pictures of cups, yes. Like she would put some stupid very simple tea cup with no markings or texture on it and paint that. Just that, with like a blue background and like a plate that was just a painted oval. Fuckin' thought she was all artistic too.

She painted pictures of cups?

Oil, watercolour? Knowing the medium is vital here.

satansfingers

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Fishman wrote: »

That's just what a bourgeoisie would say.

Shit.

Don't tell the kommissar.

i hear he's in town

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coldbird.

self-lacerating bourgeois with bohemian affectations

Wren

I'd rather be a bourgeoisie than a working schmuck

trentsteel

Well, before the cockbiting incident I believe she used oil.

coldbird.

if only we all could get gigantic endowments from our rich dads to be free to live lives of service to humanity

or just snort coke off models belly buttons, whichever

Swill

Bogey wrote: »

Settle down, broles!

trentsteel

coldbird. wrote: »

if only we all could get gigantic endowments from our rich dads to be free to live lives of service to humanity

or just snort coke off models belly buttons, whichever

Both of the most self-righteous, "oh look at all these lazy poor people," types I've met in my life had either inherited their home or were living off of alimony and both were frequently unemployed and liked travelling around and getting drunk.

Spectre-x

trentsteel wrote: »

Darth_Mogs wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

Wait. She didn't even paint cups, she painted pictures of cups?

She painted pictures of cups, yes. Like she would put some stupid very simple tea cup with no markings or texture on it and paint that. Just that, with like a blue background and like a plate that was just a painted oval. Fuckin' thought she was all artistic too.

She ended up snapping and beating the shit out of her boyfriend and trying to bite off his balls a couple of nights one summer because he sat beside his buddies girlfriend at a bar and spoke to her.

oh and she's a femminist that would often rail on about how cruel men were to women and how deep down inside we are all woman beaters.

Well I guess there's some truth in that last statement because just hearing about her makes me want to deck her in the face.

DarkPrimus

Don't forget to say that it's bitches like her that make women look bad.

Spectre-x

sexist

DarkPrimus

Hey, if you're going to be perpetrating what she perceives men as, you might as well go all the way.

Spectre-x

I'll dress up as a woman and confuse her.

#pipe

What is up my broletariat?

DarkPrimus

Spectre-x wrote: »

I'll dress up as a woman and confuse her.

Tell her you're making you lesbians look bad.

Ivar

SporkAndrew

trentsteel wrote: »

Well, before the cockbiting incident I believe she used oil.

And after the slowly congealing blood of a severed testicle?