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to bourgeoisie or not to bourgeoisie

coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
that is the question

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I actually got to call someone a bourgeoisie bitch to her face once in a sentence.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I said, "Get out of my face, you beourgeoisie bitch!"

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    She wore a scarf, and one of those 'artist' hats and was railing on me about not doing enough to help the world, LIKE SHE DOES.

    It was quickly revealed that she was a WAITRESS who was taking some fucking suicide helpline thing on the side and like most waitresses thought this gave her the right to feel smug.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    two roads diverged in a yellow wood

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    This is my thread now. I've claimed it.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ALL HAIL OUR NEW COMMUNIST OVERLORDS

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
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    This is my thread now. I've claimed it.

    IT IS THE PEOPLE'S THREAD

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ive taken some sleeping pills about 10 minutes ago

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    coldbird NO

    Wait, do you mean some, as in some to sleep?

    Or like LOTS as in to die?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    He should have shared with us.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    just 2 store brand baby blue ones

    thanks for your concern though

    as to the point of this thread

    it is whether or not you'll chase the middle-class life and why

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh man I just realized if he really did accidentally or purposefully overdose on sleeping pills and dies now I'm gonna sound like a flippant dick.

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

    Wait. She didn't even paint cups, she painted pictures of cups?

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    coldbird. wrote: »
    just 2 store brand baby blue ones

    thanks for your concern though

    as to the point of this thread

    it is whether or not you'll chase the middle-class life and why

    Really depends on what you mean by the middle-class life.

    Do you mean a nuclear family in a nice suburb full of cookie-cutter houses with a dog in the yard that nobody walks and a well balanced meal every night that nobody really likes and a bunch of unfulfilling possessions, yeah, not really my bag.

    I'd rather live halfway poor trying to make enough so as to have some semblence of a retirement with a few kids I gave a shit about and a nice wife that can cook amazing food but her family hates me and the dog, well, it ran away or something the kids keep crying but I'll be fucked if I'm gonna look for the ungrateful little shit after it ate the garden hose and my best pair of boots.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

    Wait. She didn't even paint cups, she painted pictures of cups?

    She painted pictures of cups, yes. Like she would put some stupid very simple tea cup with no markings or texture on it and paint that. Just that, with like a blue background and like a plate that was just a painted oval. Fuckin' thought she was all artistic too.

    She ended up snapping and beating the shit out of her boyfriend and trying to bite off his balls a couple of nights one summer because he sat beside his buddies girlfriend at a bar and spoke to her.

    oh and she's a femminist that would often rail on about how cruel men were to women and how deep down inside we are all woman beaters.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's just what a bourgeoisie would say.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    That's just what a bourgeoisie would say.

    Shit.

    Don't tell the kommissar.

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  • Jolly-ollyJolly-olly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sounds like she needs a dick in her mouth
    deep down we all need dicks in our mouth.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Settle down, proles!

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

    Wait. She didn't even paint cups, she painted pictures of cups?

    She painted pictures of cups, yes. Like she would put some stupid very simple tea cup with no markings or texture on it and paint that. Just that, with like a blue background and like a plate that was just a painted oval. Fuckin' thought she was all artistic too.

    She painted pictures of cups?

    Oil, watercolour? Knowing the medium is vital here.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    That's just what a bourgeoisie would say.

    Shit.

    Don't tell the kommissar.

    i hear he's in town

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    self-lacerating bourgeois with bohemian affectations

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd rather be a bourgeoisie than a working schmuck

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, before the cockbiting incident I believe she used oil.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    if only we all could get gigantic endowments from our rich dads to be free to live lives of service to humanity

    or just snort coke off models belly buttons, whichever

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Settle down, broles!

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    coldbird. wrote: »
    if only we all could get gigantic endowments from our rich dads to be free to live lives of service to humanity

    or just snort coke off models belly buttons, whichever

    Both of the most self-righteous, "oh look at all these lazy poor people," types I've met in my life had either inherited their home or were living off of alimony and both were frequently unemployed and liked travelling around and getting drunk.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Oh, and she lived in a loft she inherited. And she painted fucking crappy paintings of cups.

    Wait. She didn't even paint cups, she painted pictures of cups?

    She painted pictures of cups, yes. Like she would put some stupid very simple tea cup with no markings or texture on it and paint that. Just that, with like a blue background and like a plate that was just a painted oval. Fuckin' thought she was all artistic too.

    She ended up snapping and beating the shit out of her boyfriend and trying to bite off his balls a couple of nights one summer because he sat beside his buddies girlfriend at a bar and spoke to her.

    oh and she's a femminist that would often rail on about how cruel men were to women and how deep down inside we are all woman beaters.

    Well I guess there's some truth in that last statement because just hearing about her makes me want to deck her in the face.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Don't forget to say that it's bitches like her that make women look bad.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sexist

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey, if you're going to be perpetrating what she perceives men as, you might as well go all the way.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll dress up as a woman and confuse her.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What is up my broletariat?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I'll dress up as a woman and confuse her.

    Tell her you're making you lesbians look bad.

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Well, before the cockbiting incident I believe she used oil.

    And after the slowly congealing blood of a severed testicle?

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