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They aren't even trying anymore

DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
- I am Mr. Adul Mathias Doue the son of the late defense minister of Cote D Ivoire, the late Gen.Mathias Doue.My father died and left us with Seveteen million five hundred thousand dollars&525kg of Gold dust, being the funds he got from the Bouake Bank RIAD during the war,my wicked uncles who where at the hospital when he died collected all his foreign and local bank informations, before i could come from school from neighbouring country. i want to use the funds as a donation to charitable organisations and donation to churches.,If you are interested and prepared to send me a visa with air ticket, pls contact me by email on.......abduldouejnr@hotmail.fr

Man, that has no effort on it. No eloquency, nothing. Back in my days the fake Nigerian bankers had balls, unlike these limp-wristed pussies that don't even try to scam me off all my money.

I blame Obama.

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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    woo spam email thread

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Gday!

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hahahahaha

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I WANT TO ADD INCHES TO MY MEMBER

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    write him back and demand he send you a picture with something silly on his head

    like a bucket of flowers!

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Hahahahaha

    You should just copy/paste it

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I got a pretty impressive fake Bank of America email once and I even have a credit card through them. Good thing I'm not a complete idiot and looked at the return email address.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I WANT TO ADD INCHES TO MY MEMBER
    way to emasculate your boyfriend, viv, jeez.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Gday!
    Hansmartin Leavins <XXXXXXXXXXXX@hotmail.com>
    Subject: Gday!


    Hundreds of thousands of people are still without heating in eastern and south-eastern Europe after Moscow stopped supplies routed through Ukraine last week. Mr Fico then moved to Moscow, to join the prime ministers of Bulgaria and Moldova for a meeting with the Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin.
    I was looking at your profile and I think that we need to be with each other.
    I am good looking girl.
    I am messaging from my friend's account so don't reply to this email directly
    my personal email is BriceDunlapEK@gmail.com
    I will send you my photograph. In a separate report, the Commerce Department said businesses cut their inventories by 0. Hundreds of thousands of people are still without heating in eastern and south-eastern Europe after Moscow stopped supplies routed through Ukraine last week.

    I love that the email starts serious, slaps broken english spam link right in the middle, then it loops

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Plus Hansmartin Leavins is a name second only to Leon Sumbitches.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hansmartin, you cad!

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hansmartin, you cad!

    He is good looking girl!

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hansmartin, you cad!

    He is good looking girl!

    Named Brice, apparently.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    It's just a trick to see if you actually bothered to read the email. This is how Hansmartin knows that you aren't just there for his looks but the personality as well.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hansmartin, you cad!

    He is good looking girl!

    Named Brice, apparently.

    He was born Brice Wheat (as will be proven later)

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't even get spam

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    tell him youll get him a visa and a plane ticket if he brings over some heroin

    then report him to airport security and one of those candid camera type shows

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But Javen

    HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE WITHOUT HEAT

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh gmail, how you protect me.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh gmail, how you protect me.

    Combination of gmail and my own IMAP hosting and not signing up for stupid shit and I get no spam it is lovely

    also kinda boring because I get almost no email period

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen you have stumbled upon the finest, richest, pure source of spam

    #pipe on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh gmail, how you protect me.

    My personal account is fairly spam free. My work account however is a different story.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I used to get emails that were different scraps of literary canon but also links to porn sites. I never really knew what to think of them.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Javen you have stumbled upon the finest, richest, pure source of spam

    I have found the One True Spam. The Spam from which all others are wrought.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I WANT TO ADD INCHES TO MY MEMBER
    gap.jpgfox.jpg

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey fuck you Spam

    Subject: People Laugh at you

    V - very discreet and private with no indication of p sqz en zm is en rh larg anp eme ii nt on the bottle, package or billing receipt.

    P- powerful man is only a few months away;

    X- *3 FR ld EE B qgz ot bmn tle fkp s Of V nb P ds X oi L !!!

    L- ladies who could tell the size of my penis, bank account and the status of my sex life by taking only one look at me.

    Save your time and health!!! Click here

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I got a pretty impressive fake Bank of America email once and I even have a credit card through them. Good thing I'm not a complete idiot and looked at the return email address.

    I got a really good paypal one once, if it weren't for the fact that I realised I signed up for paypal with a different address I might have fallen for it.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I WANT TO ADD INCHES TO MY MEMBER
    gap.jpgfox.jpg

    there are so many wonderful things about this picture oh my god

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jesus christ he can't even control his own urine stream

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    this one isn't spam, but it is pure gold

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    do you think came turkey? i m wait for you.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man that car needs some english lessons

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Turkey is in the world. It is also in the grocery store.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what, in the world. and here i thought turkey was in space!

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I used to get 1000 spam emails a month (straight into my spam folder, of course), despite almost nobody knowing it. Now, the same address gets 1 a day. Apparently I'm not good enough for them anymore. Hmmpph!

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bel I like your hair in your profile picture

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    there's hair in that picture?

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Bel I like your hair in your profile picture

    thanks, i am loving having my hair short enough to curl

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mysst is the classiest monkey king

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    there's hair in that picture?

    i know right, usually people are just looking at my eyes in that image, them being so pretty and large

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Edit: Noooo... I was so beat :(

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