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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    butterbody
    hahaha, yes

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    i guess standing is a relative term

    i am only left in a vertical position due to my low center of gravity

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    I already made that joke wiggin

    I didn't read the thread

    It was either that or a Gravity Train joke

    Me Too! on
  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bel what I think everyone is trying to say is what are your breasts names.

    We know you have named them.

    What are they, for the more curious folk.

    Transporter on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So I cropped it so I could use it as a Facebook profile picture, and I don't have the original, but apparently this chick digs big dicks and this is the face she makes when she sees one:
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bel what I think everyone is trying to say is what are your breasts names.

    We know you have named them.

    What are they, for the more curious folk.

    shammalamma and dingdong

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Bel what I think everyone is trying to say is what are your breasts names.

    We know you have named them.

    What are they, for the more curious folk.

    Larry Mo and Curly

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you know i don't consider a chick being overweight to be a big deal

    a chick who is outright obese? no thanks

    but a little chub don't hurt nobody

    i am dismayed at many of my male friends who scoff at perfectly attractive girls because they got a little heft

    it's ungentlemanlike

    Pony on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    dingdong is bigger than shammalamma

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    I still browse OKC from time to time and the fat ones with skinny faces are so deceptive.

    you mean all of them?

    Tube on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    So I cropped it so I could use it as a Facebook profile picture, and I don't have the original, but apparently this chick digs big dicks and this is the face she makes when she sees one:
    n22702199_30573488_5428.jpg

    that would scare me into limpness

    Pony on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    I still browse OKC from time to time and the fat ones with skinny faces are so deceptive.

    you mean all of them?

    No

    Some of them at least have the decency to have a fat face, too.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know i don't consider a chick being overweight to be a big deal

    a chick who is outright obese? no thanks

    but a little chub don't hurt nobody

    i am dismayed at many of my male friends who scoff at perfectly attractive girls because they got a little heft

    it's ungentlemanlike

    Sup similarly minded horse

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    wiggin takes what he can get

    Tube on
  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    is this the thread where I post all of spamusement.com's comics?

    wait, shit, is this really the secret webcomic thread and I have uncovered a terrible secret? what have I done?!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    i dont mind a bit of chub but i have a thing for the petite so i dont really ever pursue that route

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I get a bunch of crap from this Plouffe guy, he just won't shut up.

    Also,
    Subject: SOUTH AFRICA 2010 WORLD CUP (sounds totally interesting, I like soccer right?)

    YOU HAVE WON ON THE COMPUTER BALLOT,
    THE SUM OF US$ 2 million us dollars
    PLEASE CONTACT
    MR.CHARDRIC ZUMA
    YOUR CLAIMS AGENT.
    FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE FUND RELEASE
    Call him on phone +27-737-620-702 SOUTH AFRICA 2010 WORLD CUP BID LOTTERY AWARD.
    PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION
    Today your e-mail id was selected through the computer ballot system, as a winner of SOUTH AFRICAN 2010 WORLD CUP LOTTERY.

    Septus on
    PSN: Kurahoshi1
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Plus Hansmartin Leavins is a name second only to Leon Sumbitches.

    It's pronounced sum beechay

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it's been my experience that girls who are a bit overweight

    or are kind of plain looking

    tend to be a lot more enthusiastic in the sack

    they're pretty happy to be there and definitely give it their full effort and don't mind trying funny things

    contrast that with some chicks i know who are very attractive but tend to just lie there like being with them is a privelage

    move yo ass, bitch

    do somethin

    Pony on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    wiggin takes what he can get

    Thanks for not keeping me waiting boss

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    we've all been there wiggin

    well not me, I'm beautiful

    but the ugly people

    they have all been there

    Tube on
  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I still browse OKC from time to time and the fat ones with skinny faces are so deceptive.

    you mean all of them?

    No

    Some of them at least have the decency to have a fat face, too.

    The absolute worst crime humanity has ever invented is fat face good body.

    Transporter on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    Tube can I donate to your Alum Fund instead of your Album Fund.


    I'd like to help the people out who graduated from you.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    dingdong is bigger than shammalamma

    Shammalamma envies this, and plans to betray dingdong, at a soon to be determined date.

    Transporter on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i like really plain looking brunettes with a small frame

    i am a weirdo

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i like really plain looking brunettes with a small frame

    i am a weirdo

    on the upside that isn't a type of lady that's particularly hard to find!

    Pony on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    we've all been there wiggin

    well not me, I'm beautiful

    but the ugly people

    they have all been there

    I actually ain't bad looking

    Generic white dude #17 but not ugly by any means

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i like really plain looking brunettes with a small frame

    i am a weirdo

    on the upside that isn't a type of lady that's particularly hard to find!

    totally!

    i am much more likely to find a girl like that then a super hot blonde lady
    again

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i like really plain looking brunettes with a small frame

    i am a weirdo

    on the upside that isn't a type of lady that's particularly hard to find!

    Especially not on this forum.

    Tube on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i like really plain looking brunettes with a small frame

    i am a weirdo

    on the upside that isn't a type of lady that's particularly hard to find!

    totally!

    i am much more likely to find a girl like that then a super hot blonde lady
    again

    and they'll probably be better in the sack

    Pony on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i like really plain looking brunettes with a small frame

    i am a weirdo

    on the upside that isn't a type of lady that's particularly hard to find!

    Especially not on this forum.

    i don't think anyone actually looks for girls on a forum

    Fandyien on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i like really plain looking brunettes with a small frame

    i am a weirdo

    on the upside that isn't a type of lady that's particularly hard to find!

    Especially not on this forum.

    i don't think anyone actually looks for girls on a forum

    but if you happen to find them

    well

    Pony on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i like really plain looking brunettes with a small frame

    i am a weirdo

    on the upside that isn't a type of lady that's particularly hard to find!

    Especially not on this forum.

    i don't think anyone actually looks for girls on a forum

    but if you happen to find them

    well
    is that like found cake?

    Druhim on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i like really plain looking brunettes with a small frame

    i am a weirdo

    on the upside that isn't a type of lady that's particularly hard to find!

    Especially not on this forum.

    i don't think anyone actually looks for girls on a forum

    but if you happen to find them

    well
    is that like found cake?

    that's ridiculous

    cake isn't naturally occurring

    Pony on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Silly Pony

    Haven't you ever seen a cake bush growing free in the wild

    It is a beautiful sight to behold

    Me Too! on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well no

    Cake isn't naturally occurring, females are (I think??)

    edit: god damnit

    Tossrock on
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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Silly Pony

    Haven't you ever seen a cake bush growing free in the wild

    It is a beautiful sight to behold
    man wiggin everybody knows cakes grow underground.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    square peg in a round hole...

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cakes grow from spores like mushrooms

    Fandyien on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Silly Pony

    Haven't you ever seen a cake bush growing free in the wild

    It is a beautiful sight to behold
    man wiggin everybody knows cakes grow underground.

    Only chocolate cakes and those suck

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