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The Magic Toaster and Forbe Variety [CHAT]

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Stupid boys in the tax office.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wait, what is this about giving people money?

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The government in Australia is giving those who earn less the $100,000 p.a. a one off payment of $950 to help stimulate our economy. However the only thing it's likely to stimulate is the Australians who choose to spend the said $950 on hand jobs. Mine'll be going straight to paying off my overbloated credit card, responsible yes, exciting no, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh, lawl. Speaking of economy, I have my own personal thoughts about why it's turning so bad but there silllly

    Edit: and heree is whyyyy typing typing typing

    Edit: nevermind it sounds to silly :<

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    they're

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Why are Failboats so hilarious?

    I still need to START a watercolor painting (all drawn out) that's due 11am tomorr-.....TODAY.

    Maybe I'll half-ass it.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Half-assing stuff is what made Australia great, I see no reason why it can't work for the USA too.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BEAVOTRON NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    BEAVOTRONNO.jpg

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    obviously not a real beaver, they don't have tails.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beaverrr.jpg

    yes they do

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ... should I explain?

    No, I don't think I should...

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hubawubachuba?

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    *tumbleweed*

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    *bird soars*

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    *sound of distant cat knocking over a dustbin and screeching in fright*

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    *my legs are really itchy cause i have a rash*

    ...am i doing this right?

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    *beavo you should post a crazy-ass picture in the forumer thread*

    *posting like this is really annoying huh*

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fletcher wrote: »
    *beavo you should post a crazy-ass picture in the forumer thread*

    *posting like this is really annoying huh*

    *plz draw my scaly legs, forumers*

    jesus, that is annoying

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm sick!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    i bet you just got forty pms like 'i totally would'

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I walked home today! I had a salad for dinner! I lifted weights!

    Another 3 years of this and I might see some results!

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i bet you just got forty pms like 'i totally would'

    "plz let me rub ointments on your scaly rashy legs, beavotron"
    to which i responded with "of course my loyal followers"

    i didn't get a single pm like that
    :(

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    hopefully mine made you feel better

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Maybe it will flatter you that I had a bizarre forumer dream and you were in it.

    Bombs, Bear and you were at the museum randomly. I was there running through the exhibits flying with this magic hat I found, and I was all like 'hey whats up'.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Forbe! wrote: »
    Maybe it will flatter you that I had a bizarre forumer dream and you were in it.

    Bombs, Bear and you were at the museum randomly. I was there running through the exhibits flying with this magic hat I found, and I was all like 'hey whats up'.

    this sounds like it could potentially happen

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oddly enough I find this magical hat alot.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I had a dream last night that I was a photographer taking pictures on vacation with my father. I was also a member of Metallica, and a Jedi.

    During the vacation, some crisis took place that I had to solve with my Jedi talents, along with my father who was also a Jedi. At one point we got into an argument over how best to use my light saber holster thing.

    After the crisis was solved, I went back to Metallica HQ to discuss B-sides with the rest of the band. Kirk Hammett commented on my nice tripod.

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    can you feel the struggle within?
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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i always have weird recurring things in my dreams

    like i'm always in this one city
    it's not a city i've ever been to
    but i'm always at this huuuuge building that has a mall in the basement, offices all up top and a big spiral staircase in the middle that goes all the way up, circling around an elevator shaft

    even the mall layout is always the same
    it's so fucking surreal.

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The hat looks like a wizard hat from ultima online.

    And I dont just fly by sticking my arms out. I kind of run, and flap my arms slowly. I stay completely perpendicular to the horizon the entire time. Like I'm just walking on air, flapping my arms.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Forbe! wrote: »
    The hat looks like a wizard hat from ultima online.

    And I dont just fly by sticking my arms out. I kind of run, and flap my arms slowly. I stay completely perpendicular to the horizon the entire time. Like I'm just walking on air, flapping my arms.

    hahaha
    amazing
    all i can picture is your beard
    just rustling in the light breeze as you flap lazily along

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I ate some icecream.

    I am a failure.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I ate some muscle-building protein and energy-enhancing carbohydrates.

    I am a success.

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i always have weird recurring things in my dreams

    like i'm always in this one city
    it's not a city i've ever been to
    but i'm always at this huuuuge building that has a mall in the basement, offices all up top and a big spiral staircase in the middle that goes all the way up, circling around an elevator shaft

    even the mall layout is always the same
    it's so fucking surreal.

    Can you remember the layout? you should try drawing it!

    Maybe you'll unlock some hidden amnesia powers.

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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i always have weird recurring things in my dreams

    like i'm always in this one city
    it's not a city i've ever been to
    but i'm always at this huuuuge building that has a mall in the basement, offices all up top and a big spiral staircase in the middle that goes all the way up, circling around an elevator shaft

    even the mall layout is always the same
    it's so fucking surreal.

    I've had similar dreams in the past with unrelated events that took place in the same fictional composite shopping mall. I've also had a series of dreams that take place in a weird exaggerated version of my old dorm building where it's now this huge tower over 100 stories tall instead of about 10 like it was in real life.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    O000000ooooH I GET IT that is photoshoooop.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    O000000ooooH I GET IT that is photoshoooop.

    You are good at taking advice, dude.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yip yip yippee

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Carl Jung had a dream where he was in a house, the second floor was a very nice Rococo style, but as he went down the decoration style went backwards in time: 1st floor was medieval, the basement was older and he kept going down down down till he found two skulls.

    He said that the dream was representative of his struggles with his subcoucious, the second floor was his aware mind, but every lower level was a deeper part of his mind. Jung was creepy... but then again, he was having a pijama party with Freud that night, so I can imagine why he'd have that crazy dream.

    Are you guys also having Sigmund Freud pijama parties?

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
    So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna Pho-to-shoop

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Are you guys also having Sigmund Freud pijama parties?

    As long as I don't have to interpret the dreams, hell yeah!

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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