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MotW 01-28-09: Plan B is in Spain

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would love to see a Kingpin and Norman Osborn rivalry in Dark Avengers.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Who wields more power now? Kingpin or Osborn? And is still even called Kingpin? Isn't Hood the Kingpin now?

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    LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kingpin has no power, other than in name alone. People fear Wilson Fisk because of who he is. But he's been living in exile for the past couple years in Europe with no stake in NYC (that we know of).

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Non-powered crooks and people who distrust the Hood are going to unite under him pretty fast if he comes back, though.

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    LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I forget, is he still blind, or did he get cured of that?

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Non-powered crooks and people who distrust the Hood are going to unite under him pretty fast if he comes back, though.

    Have the super criminals ever had so much success though except under the Hood? ANd didn't Hood beat up Kingpin or was that someone else?

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well, given the last issue of Daredevil...
    I believe the Hand are going to try and get Fisk as their new leader

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    All that hapenned, just noone remembers his identity.

    They really need to just tell us the in-universe explanation

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Yep but its probably jus going to be ignored indefinitely until someone new finds out his identity.

    If it does get undone and he and MJ remember, hopefully MJ will leave and he'll fall into drunken sex with Black Cat on a regular basis and MJ will die in a fire.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So is the next issue a good time to jump on with Daredevil then?

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    LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BigDes wrote: »
    So is the next issue a good time to jump on with Daredevil then?

    Yeah, new arc starts with the February issue. They're bringing back Kingpin which will be cool.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yep but its probably jus going to be ignored indefinitely until someone new finds out his identity.

    If it does get undone and he and MJ remember, hopefully MJ will leave and he'll fall into drunken sex with Black Cat on a regular basis and MJ will die in a fire.

    part of the deal instead unrapes black cat too

    this is important

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    O_o She was raped?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    So is the next issue a good time to jump on with Daredevil then?

    Yeah, new arc starts with the February issue. They're bringing back Kingpin which will be cool.

    Excellent.

    For all its flaws, SI has got me into Marvel in a big way.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Yep but its probably jus going to be ignored indefinitely until someone new finds out his identity.

    If it does get undone and he and MJ remember, hopefully MJ will leave and he'll fall into drunken sex with Black Cat on a regular basis and MJ will die in a fire.

    But MJ remembers it already for one thing

    And I doubt it will be ignored indefinitely for another

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    O_o She was raped?
    In Kevin Smith's The Evil That Men Do

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    SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yep but its probably jus going to be ignored indefinitely until someone new finds out his identity.

    If it does get undone and he and MJ remember, hopefully MJ will leave and he'll fall into drunken sex with Black Cat on a regular basis and MJ will die in a fire.

    part of the deal instead unrapes black cat too

    this is important

    so if the deal was undone, would she be reraped? Deunraped? Would she exist in a superposition of raped and unraped, like some bizarre rapist Schrodinger's Cat? Would the very act of trying to find out whether she had been raped cause her to become one of the two?

    We need to establish the correct terminology here before we go any futher.

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    O_o She was raped?
    In Kevin Smith's The Evil That Men Do

    Jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with him? He has real Mysterio commit suicide and rapes Black Cat? Does he just not like Spider-Man that much?

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He's doing a Joss Whedon impersonation.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    spidey should ditch all his women who aren't the black cat and then fuck the shit out of the black cat every day

    seriously what is wrong with him

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    LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    spidey should ditch all his women who aren't the black cat and then fuck the shit out of the black cat every day

    seriously what is wrong with him

    I think I heard this exact sentence in 9th grade during Lunch

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's kind of absurd that she hasn't shown up in Spider-Man in so long. She's really a pretty awesome character.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's kind of absurd that she hasn't shown up in Spider-Man in so long. She's really a pretty awesome character.

    We haven't seen most of the classic Spider-Man villains in a while.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    spidey should ditch all his women who aren't the black cat and then fuck the shit out of the black cat every day

    seriously what is wrong with him
    addendum: he should ditch all of his women who won't have sex with him and black cat

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    All his girlfriends suck for being one form of shallow nerd wish-fulfillment (girl next door, sexy party girl, sex kitten) or another, though MJ wins simply because she lasted long enough to develop to a satisfactory level.

    Ideally he'd date someone he actually has something in common with, though.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yep but its probably jus going to be ignored indefinitely until someone new finds out his identity.

    If it does get undone and he and MJ remember, hopefully MJ will leave and he'll fall into drunken sex with Black Cat on a regular basis and MJ will die in a fire.

    part of the deal instead unrapes black cat too

    this is important

    so if the deal was undone, would she be reraped? Deunraped? Would she exist in a superposition of raped and unraped, like some bizarre rapist Schrodinger's Cat? Would the very act of trying to find out whether she had been raped cause her to become one of the two?

    We need to establish the correct terminology here before we go any futher.

    no she would just get raped in the past and remember it for no good reason, just like Kevin Smith wanted!

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    All his girlfriends suck for being one form of shallow nerd wish-fulfillment (girl next door, sexy party girl, sex kitten) or another, though MJ wins simply because she lasted long enough to develop to a satisfactory level.

    Ideally he'd date someone he actually has something in common with, though.

    What other kind of girl is there? BC would at least accept him and his super heroing life and can somewhat protect herself, MJ is annoying cannon fodder that people inexplicably love despite her being a pain in the ass. She must be awesome inbed, its the only explanation.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    All his girlfriends suck for being one form of shallow nerd wish-fulfillment (girl next door, sexy party girl, sex kitten) or another, though MJ wins simply because she lasted long enough to develop to a satisfactory level.

    Ideally he'd date someone he actually has something in common with, though.

    She must be awesome inbed, its the only explanation.

    well how do you think she made it in acting?

    her talent?

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh yeah I forgot, shes not just a super model but also an actress who doesn't even seem to provide the support that Jarvis did and yet is just auto-liked by all the heroes and isn't bitchy at all and etc, etc, etc. Of the three, BC, MJ and GS, shes probably the worst by far.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    All his girlfriends suck for being one form of shallow nerd wish-fulfillment (girl next door, sexy party girl, sex kitten) or another, though MJ wins simply because she lasted long enough to develop to a satisfactory level.

    Ideally he'd date someone he actually has something in common with, though.

    What other kind of girl is there? BC would at least accept him and his super heroing life and can somewhat protect herself, MJ is annoying cannon fodder that people inexplicably love despite her being a pain in the ass. She must be awesome inbed, its the only explanation.

    It's not like Black Cat is the only person capable of accepting his superhero life, though. Hell, even MJ managed to do as much, and without attempting to coax Spider-Man into stealing or revealing his identity at that.

    Anyway, I rank them MJ>Black Cat>Gwen Stacy with Betty Brant and Debra Whitman nowhere on the list because I've never read a story with either as the love interest before.

    As for other kinds of women, the two love interests who recently showed up in Amazing Spider-Man are good examples (police scientist and Front Line reporter), though neither has much of a personality and Peter himself hasn't been shown to have any interest in them at all.

    Hell, if I'd forgotten about the marriage too, I might think Peter was gay (for Johnny Storm).

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    spidey should ditch all his women who aren't the black cat and then fuck the shit out of the black cat every day

    seriously what is wrong with him

    But then we wouldn't have jokes about that Olde Parker Luck, hyuck hyuck hyuck!

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    One would think that getting bitten by a radioactive spider and gaining super-powers would be considered pretty lucky.

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    Junior YankJunior Yank Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I forget, is he still blind, or did he get cured of that?

    He had "reconstructive surgery" midway (?) through Bendis's run.

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    TankTank Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My moment of the week was in Ultimate Spider-man where Aunt May walks out of the police station and we get a two page splash of the after-affects of the tidal wave.

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    SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yep but its probably jus going to be ignored indefinitely until someone new finds out his identity.

    If it does get undone and he and MJ remember, hopefully MJ will leave and he'll fall into drunken sex with Black Cat on a regular basis and MJ will die in a fire.

    part of the deal instead unrapes black cat too

    this is important

    so if the deal was undone, would she be reraped? Deunraped? Would she exist in a superposition of raped and unraped, like some bizarre rapist Schrodinger's Cat? Would the very act of trying to find out whether she had been raped cause her to become one of the two?

    We need to establish the correct terminology here before we go any futher.

    no she would just get raped in the past and remember it for no good reason, just like Kevin Smith wanted!
    but would it be the same rape, or a new, different rape suddenly always haven taking place in the past

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
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    psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh yeah I forgot, shes not just a super model but also an actress who doesn't even seem to provide the support that Jarvis did and yet is just auto-liked by all the heroes and isn't bitchy at all and etc, etc, etc. Of the three, BC, MJ and GS, shes probably the worst by far.

    Spiderman was invited to join the Avengers because Thor and Tony Stark like to hit on his wife.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You can't have Black Cat in Amazing Spider-Man because none of her past would make any sense if she didn't know who Spider-Man was!

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ringo wrote: »
    You can't have Black Cat in Amazing Spider-Man because none of her past would make any sense if she didn't know who Spider-Man was!

    It wouldn't be the first time a comic ignored a character's entire prior history!

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lies! Lies and Slander!

    Everything will be explained, at a later date

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mary Jane beat the shit out of chameleon a time or two! She carried a gun! She is not cannon fodder[i/]. All Powered-Unpowered couples face stuff like that.

    Black Cat is cool because you've got the whole, "We both have powers and we're together thing! Let's kick bad guys and have sex!" but beyond that, it has never been that interesting to me.

    I'm too young to have actually read stories with Gwen Stacy, so I mostly just imagine that Peter has her up on a pedestal, especially from the HoM thing. He loves Mary Jane, but Gwen will always be the "What if" to him.

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