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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man my raptor plan is quite different than my zombie plan.

    raptor plan steps!

    1)get a saddle

    2)dust off my sombrero

    3)ride into the sunset

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man my raptor plan is quite different than my zombie plan.

    raptor plan steps!

    1)get a saddle

    2)dust off my sombrero

    3)ride into the sunset

    You

    me

    mustaches

    banditos!

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    cyannide wrote: »
    zombie raptors are a scary thought
    the upside is that though they get both of their stregths they also get both of their weaknessess.

    The downside is that raptors have no weakness.

    They have at least one, and it's a pretty big one.
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wow, if I open them up and scroll fast enough it's like I'm really there.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And yes, I did that primarily because the DVD was already in my computer when I read that post.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Has Jurassic Park come out on BluRay yet? It seems like the kind of movie that really should.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Now, a zombie T-rex is just

    terrifying

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Now, a zombie T-rex is just

    terrifying

    The roars would be the worst. The roars and the stomping.

    You can hear them stalking at night.

    ZOMBIES DON'T NEED SLEEP!

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Now, a zombie T-rex is just

    terrifying

    Far more terrifying would be a zombie Supersaurus.

    I mean, originally they're herbivores, but the zombie virus would instill in them a desire for human flesh. And with those necks, they could get you even on the upper floors of an apartment building.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh god, I didn't even think about that

    all dinosaurs would become carnivores

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man my raptor plan is quite different than my zombie plan.

    raptor plan steps!

    1)get a saddle

    2)dust off my sombrero

    3)ride into the sunset

    this is the best response to any calamity

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you guys we are nothing more then leaves to them

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    When I was in Washington for the Inauguration they stuck us in a mile long tunnel full of people. I kept thinking, i have played this level in zombie games before. But I don't see an axe or a car. I'm so fucked.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh god, I didn't even think about that

    all dinosaurs would become carnivores

    Then there's that dinosaur that they've only recovered a few bones from, Amphicoelias or whatever. It's supposed to max out around 40-60m. You would never be safe.

    Then some blue whales get bitten and even the oceans are no longer safe. Our only hope is that the skies will at least remain ours.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Somebody should program a Zombie T-Rex for Source, then create an L4D finale that uses it.

    Escape from Zombie Jurassic Park

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Somebody should program a Zombie T-Rex for Source, then create an L4D finale that uses it.

    Escape from Zombie Jurassic Park

    That's how Blood Harvest should've ended.

    'Incoming Tank!'

    'THAT'S NOT A TANK!'

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Somebody should program a Zombie T-Rex for Source, then create an L4D finale that uses it.

    Escape from Zombie Jurassic Park

    That's how Blood Harvest should've ended.

    'Incoming Tank!'

    'THAT'S NOT A TANK!'

    Who can we hire to do this right!? Hoooly shit! I want this to happen and if we all pool our money maybe it can.

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    cyannidecyannide Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh god, I didn't even think about that

    all dinosaurs would become carnivores

    Then there's that dinosaur that they've only recovered a few bones from, Amphicoelias or whatever. It's supposed to max out around 40-60m. You would never be safe.

    Then some blue whales get bitten and even the oceans are no longer safe. Our only hope is that the skies will at least remain ours.

    Um, zombie birds, remember?

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Somebody should program a Zombie T-Rex for Source, then create an L4D finale that uses it.

    Escape from Zombie Jurassic Park

    That's how Blood Harvest should've ended.

    'Incoming Tank!'

    'THAT'S NOT A TANK!'

    Who can we hire to do this right!? Hoooly shit! I want this to happen and if we all pool our money maybe it can.

    With deformable terrain and destructible buildings. You're hiding on the third floor of a house, and this giant t-rex head bursts through the wall in the adjacent room. Everything becomes quiet, so you think you're safe. You turn the corner and BAM, a gigantic zombified tyrannosaurus eye is all you see.

    I would probably crap my pants, I'm not ashamed to say.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    do you guys remember that scene where the friendly brachiosaurus licks the kids in jurassic park

    if that was a zombie, those kids would've been boned

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Somebody should program a Zombie T-Rex for Source, then create an L4D finale that uses it.

    Escape from Zombie Jurassic Park

    That's how Blood Harvest should've ended.

    'Incoming Tank!'

    'THAT'S NOT A TANK!'

    Who can we hire to do this right!? Hoooly shit! I want this to happen and if we all pool our money maybe it can.

    With deformable terrain and destructible buildings. You're hiding on the third floor of a house, and this giant t-rex head bursts through the wall in the adjacent room. Everything becomes quiet, so you think you're safe. You turn the corner and BAM, a gigantic zombified tyrannosaurus eye is all you see.

    I would probably crap my pants, I'm not ashamed to say.

    Your flashlight hits it in the eye and the pupil dilates. It slams it's head side-long into the house, causing the whole thing to shake on its foundation. Panicking, you unload a blast from your auto-shotgun into the t-rex's snout, causing it to rear-back and scream in a deafening roar that will ring in your ears for the rest of your life.

    Suddenly, a raptor crashes through the bedroom window!

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Somebody should program a Zombie T-Rex for Source, then create an L4D finale that uses it.

    Escape from Zombie Jurassic Park

    That's how Blood Harvest should've ended.

    'Incoming Tank!'

    'THAT'S NOT A TANK!'

    Who can we hire to do this right!? Hoooly shit! I want this to happen and if we all pool our money maybe it can.

    With deformable terrain and destructible buildings. You're hiding on the third floor of a house, and this giant t-rex head bursts through the wall in the adjacent room. Everything becomes quiet, so you think you're safe. You turn the corner and BAM, a gigantic zombified tyrannosaurus eye is all you see.

    I would probably crap my pants, I'm not ashamed to say.

    Your flashlight hits it in the eye and the pupil dilates. It slams it's head side-long into the house, causing the whole thing to shake on its foundation. Panicking, you unload a blast from your auto-shotgun into the t-rex's snout, causing it to rear-back and scream in a deafening roar that will ring in your ears for the rest of your life.

    Suddenly, a raptor crashes through the bedroom window!

    it would already be dialated. it's dead sucka!

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Aw shucks! But that ruins the whole effect!

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    undead T-Rexes aren't really known for their consideration for others.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Somebody should program a Zombie T-Rex for Source, then create an L4D finale that uses it.

    Escape from Zombie Jurassic Park

    That's how Blood Harvest should've ended.

    'Incoming Tank!'

    'THAT'S NOT A TANK!'

    Who can we hire to do this right!? Hoooly shit! I want this to happen and if we all pool our money maybe it can.

    With deformable terrain and destructible buildings. You're hiding on the third floor of a house, and this giant t-rex head bursts through the wall in the adjacent room. Everything becomes quiet, so you think you're safe. You turn the corner and BAM, a gigantic zombified tyrannosaurus eye is all you see.

    I would probably crap my pants, I'm not ashamed to say.

    Your flashlight hits it in the eye and the pupil dilates. It slams it's head side-long into the house, causing the whole thing to shake on its foundation. Panicking, you unload a blast from your auto-shotgun into the t-rex's snout, causing it to rear-back and scream in a deafening roar that will ring in your ears for the rest of your life.

    Suddenly, a raptor crashes through the bedroom window!

    how did you get ahold of my jurrasic park fanfic?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It isn't yours! It belongs to everyone!

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Zombies can't type, silly

    they can't even climb ladders

    Clearly you've never seen The Return of the Living Dead

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It isn't yours! It belongs in a museum!

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Somebody should program a Zombie T-Rex for Source, then create an L4D finale that uses it.

    Escape from Zombie Jurassic Park

    That's how Blood Harvest should've ended.

    'Incoming Tank!'

    'THAT'S NOT A TANK!'

    Who can we hire to do this right!? Hoooly shit! I want this to happen and if we all pool our money maybe it can.

    With deformable terrain and destructible buildings. You're hiding on the third floor of a house, and this giant t-rex head bursts through the wall in the adjacent room. Everything becomes quiet, so you think you're safe. You turn the corner and BAM, a gigantic zombified tyrannosaurus eye is all you see.

    I would probably crap my pants, I'm not ashamed to say.

    Your flashlight hits it in the eye and the pupil dilates. It slams it's head side-long into the house, causing the whole thing to shake on its foundation. Panicking, you unload a blast from your auto-shotgun into the t-rex's snout, causing it to rear-back and scream in a deafening roar that will ring in your ears for the rest of your life.

    Suddenly, a raptor crashes through the bedroom window!

    A CRISIS OF DINOS

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    When, not if, the Zompocalypse arrives, I know what I'm gonna do. Gonna run to the garage, grab my hiking pack and stuff that bitch full of ammo, canned foods, disinfectants, medical supplies and fresh clothing (lots of socks!) and an extra pair of boots. Then I'm gonna sling the rifle over my shoulder, hand the shotgun to my brother, and we're driving to the Olympic Peninsula to hide out in the rainforest, maybe grab a boat from like Hoodsport and head to an island out in the Sound.

    And then we just ride it out.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well I guess I'll just lock myself in my dorm room and starve to death in a few months

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If I was a sign company and somebody did this to my signs, I would say "awesome" and change the codes.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah but you probably have a sense of humor. the majority of people do not.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh, wait, I guess we're talking about zombies, now.


    In that case I would be sure to put a bullet in my brain to ensure no walking around spooking people who used to know me.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah but you probably have a sense of humor. the majority of people in any stage of government have the compulsive need to blame everything on somebody else.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have come to the grim realization that in case of zombie / dino apocalypse I will be abandoning my family and friends to their grim fates and striking out on my own
    sadly, most of them would be useless mouths to feed, and the useful ones would be too sentimental to do what is necessary to survive

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    Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    When you guys are making your plans for the whole zombie apocalypse are we going for old school slow moving zombies or 28 days later fast moving rabid zombies or both? I always play out the fast moving ones because if they turn out to be the slow ones, it'll be cake.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A lot of the time, these signs' passwords are written in permanent marker on the inside of the door. All the "hackers" had to do was to cut off the padlock and the rest of the task was simple. This sort of thing happened up here a few years ago where a few savvy individuals broke into a construction sign and made it say lewd, sexual things.

    Word is that a lot of those signs aren't even properly locked most of the time, they simply turn the padlock to appear locked from a distance to deter vandals.

    Calling the criminals "hackers" is mostly a play to make them seem more-intelligent than they really are so the government employees don't appear as foolish.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If they're fast but can take only shots to the head to die it'll be shit. I'm gonna die most likely. I'm so fucked.

    Now, if they're fast but can be shot in the chest? Thats doable. Likewise, slow but only vulnerable in the head? Also doable.

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